Naruto felt Barry's tongue gliding along his sweaty thigh as he lay in bed spanking his Uzu-monkey. The bee was closer than ever to his erect shinobi ween. Naruto's sensitive dickhead could practically feel Barry's breath getting warmer and warmer.
"Oh, Barry quit beeing a tease!" Naruto winced impatient.
"Calm yourself, sweetheart... foreplay's half the fun." Barry B. Benson propped himself up on Naruto's left nut like it's a luxury hotel pillow. "You're just itching for the suck, huh? The good ol' Beelowjob."
"You're telling me! Lay that sweet bee head on me!"
Barry giggled at Naruto's hastiness. "Then prepare to get Bee-headed, my dear!"
"I really hope you don't mean that literally."
Barry hesitated for a moment. "O-Of course not! What do I look like, a mantis?"
He totally meant it. The machete was already halfway out of his tiny bee pocket. This fanfic could've been over just like that, but it didn't.
Instead of murder, Barry blew air onto the ninja's throbbing one-eyed kunai, so warm it dried the accumulating precum sitting on the cock hole. He sexualized Naruto's penis like how food vloggers disturbingly sexualize food. Then, like Orochimaru regurgitating a sword but on reverse, Barry swallowed the entire girth, meat munching Naruto outta his wits.
"Ooh DattebayoOoOh~" Naruto squirmed on bed, eyes shut, as if he's having severe nightmares.
Again like a food vlogger, Barry made that stupid face they make after taking a bite of good shit, even doing the Nike-finger pointing thing.
Little whimpers slipped out Naruto—those pre-cry baby noises. Barry's head game was just that good. How lucky was he to have THE Barry B. Benson performing gulp fiction on him. For a guy who lived by the mantra "Believe it," as irony would have it, Naruto still couldn't believe he'd managed to seduce a bee into having coitus.
***
Earlier that day...
Blood—AIDS-infected—oozed from Naruto's thumb after he'd bitten off a quarter-pound chunk. Such a gory technique could only mean one thing: summoning jutsu. The reason? He'd watched The Princess and the Frog and had an awakening—frogs were hot. So now he'd decided he wanted to fuck a frog. And coincidentally, his summoning technique could bring amphibian services straight to his doorstep, like a gigolo on speed dial. Things were really looking up.
"Oh damn, almost forgot—Sexy Jutsu!" Naruto threw gang signs, and with a puff of smoke, he switched genders faster than a Twitter bio update. Side note: it wasn't Princess Tiana's frog form that did it for him—it was the dude frog, Naveen. Yes, Naruto was secretly down bad over men, for having them tongue-blast his asshole like Yoshi snagging a Koopa. He created the sexy jutsu just for that. It was the only way for him to get guys gayfucking him.
With all into place, the transwoman commenced the summoning of chief toad, Gamabunta.
Fart clouds plumed as Naruto smacked his bloody hand onto the floor. But as the haze thinned, the silhouette within looked... odd. Too small for a giant toad and the body was more in line with the insect variety. And when the smoke faded, there Ginyu Force-posing in all his striped pajama glory, was none other than Barry B. Benson from the Bee Movie!
"What the—!?" Naruto's scratched his head. "You're not what I summoned for. I want Gamabunta's Gamabooty! What did you do to my frog!?"
"Beeats me..." Barry shrugged. "Why're you mad at me? It's not like I wanted to bee here. Poor naked Vanessa alone in a public park full of kids while I got sucked into some interdimensional nonsense. Our sex could've been legendary."
"Sex?" Naruto repeated. Upon further inspection, Barry appeared to be butt-naked—how had he missed that? Gamabunta was erased from his mind immediately as Naruto started fantasizing about insect sex on the spot. Guess bees were just as sexy as frogs... perhaps sexier. Barry's pecs alone could make bodybuilders quit the gym and settle for an office job. Same's said for his abs: like LEGO® studs plastered to his torso. But the real showstopper? Those jazz hands. Naruto wanted them deep in his kunoichi coochie, like really get it in there, stir up a storm in his tubes.
"Since you're here, maybe stick around?" stammered the shinobi. "I-I got honey in the kitchen."
That was the best excuse he could come up with to keep the bee around, specially with a crowded mind that's nothing but bee porn. "It's fresh... had to kill Akatsuki member, Winnie the Pooh, for it."
"Oh, I don't want honey, honey.... me want the horny." Barry's purry response. Aside from thinking bee, apparently, Barry's also thinking about fucking Naruto-kun from the moment he was summoned. Who could resist a sexy Asian baddie, after all?
Naruto's crotch tingled upon hearing that. Most of his nervous sweating came from his groin. "Y-You want me as your side... bitch?"
Barry tilted his head, intrigued. "Wrong, my dear. I think the word you're looking for is Shino-bitch."
The bee fluttered closer. He aggressively buzzed to display his stance in this relationship then pushed Naruto onto the bed. With the questionable suave of a '40s film star, he brushed Naruto's golden locks aside with the back of his jazz hand, and with their lips nearly touching, he whispered. "You have such nice hair, Naruto... do you think it's blonde down there too?"
Barry's molesting hand worked its way down Naruto's body, reaching the ninja's boney clavicle.
Naruto's face flushed scarlet. At that point he knew Barry was a seasoned flirt. A dominant one, perfect for subs like himself. "Sweet little bumblebee, I know what you want from me. And it's dripping right now."
Naruto grabbed Barry's hand and dragged it towards his steamy private area, skipping all the foreplay.
"Put your hand between my legs, Barry. Can you feel it? How wet you've made me?"
Barry tried feeling for something but quickly withdrew like he'd touched fire or whatnot. "What in the world was that!? That felt like some dude's nuts!"
It seemed Naruto's sexy jutsu had flaws. Luckily, the technique came with these smoke clouds that strategically censored the second-best parts of a woman's body—second-best, because no tits nor pussy can compare to a woman's smile. With that, Naruto was able to hide his sack from the surprised bee. "I-I-It's my ovaries. I'm so fuckin' horny they've grown so erect and inflamed. Teehee~"
"Really? Because I could've sworn those were rocky mountain oysters!" said Barry.
In secrecy, the shinobi did some debugging and transformed his cock and balls into a proper snatch. "See for yourself!"
The anime cloud disappeared, revealing Naruto's sex change.
"Oh my gawd, it's beautiful!" The bee's never been this excited since springtime. The sight of Naruto's coochie made him pop a rager. Barry B's tiny bee beansprout grew to an abnormally large, full-fledged beerection.
"Damn! Looks like someone's a grower!" Naruto whistled, "I know a Wood Release specialist when I see one. They let you ride Lyft with that thing on ya?"
Barry's chunky hawg might as well be included in the megafauna of today. It was bigger than himself, standing upright on the floor like a leg, and Barry's buzzing close to the ceiling. It's safe to say, Barry's more cock than person.
"Worse... I've been denied in every mode of transport." escalated Barry.
"But doesn't that kinda defeat the whole purpose of having wings?" Naruto asked.
"Oh sure... Try flapping your way from the Big Apple to L.A. just to give a commencement speech at Harvard. See how you like it!"
"Okay, Okay! I get it geez... Let's not argue. That stuff's for married couples." Naruto twirled his fingers shyly, "And that's not what we are..."
"Not yet... at least." Barry raised Naruto's chin to level his gaze at him—using his cock. "Say, Naruto babe... Wanna be my queen bee?"
Naruti bit his lip. "You mean—"
Barry hushed him. "Yes, sir! But we can't make it official until daddy put his shaft in your girly gash."
"Then exercise your betrothal privileges right now!" pleaded Naruto. He didn't care about being Hokage anymore. Fuck that—he just wanna be a straight Ho. Barry's Ho.
"I'm ready for the picking, Barry!" Naruto's legs spread and his erotic flower bloomed. "Spring is in the air!"
"Right you are, sir!" Barry boxed Naruto's clit to get him off. Afterwards, he grappled it like he's wrestling a bear.
"Yes! cross-pollinate my daffodil, you sexy bee!" Naruto's nether shivered as Barry began buzzing around his love bean, sending shockwaves straight to his soul, pollen sprinkling on his folds. It was more than just a fantasy. A living, breathing bee vibrator. You can't just make stuff like that on the regular. His vulva clenched shut from strained pleasure, but it was no match for the incoming tsunami of slit slushy.
"Water Release Jutsu: CUM!" Naruto cried, squirting a geyser blast straight into his devoted bee lover's maw.
Barry drank the fluids with arms wide open. He's the type of guy that doesn't look like he's ever denied himself a luxury of an extra meal—a succulent Japanese meal.
Naruto's very delight made him fart. A fart that sounded like his ass smokes two packs a day, add in a sick vocal fry at the end.
The toot made them stop moaning and gave awkward glances at each other. The silence would then be broken by strings of shared giggles only seconds after.
To keep the fun going, Naruto strained and forced another fart out, making Barry bawling his eyes out laughing.
The room started radiating military grade stench, air thickening as the noxious clouds spread.
Barry pulled out a map and said. "This map's outdated. You sure the hidden mist village's at the far east?"
They laughed at the joke.
Naruto wanted to outdo his last fart and ripped a fat and sloppy blowhorn-sounding sphincter sonata that lasted almost two minutes.
Barry wasn't laughing anymore this time. "It stopped being cute fifty seconds ago... And you should probably wipe after that..." he said.
But the Charmin can wait. Barry guided his bee meat at the direction of Naruto-kun's cunt like it's a helpless blind man. He glazed the pussy with his precum as he playfully teased the hole with his flexible hive hammer.
Barry's peepee size scared Naruto a little, but he knew Barry had the tactical and strategic knowhow to please butt.
"You know what time it is, babe?" Barry quizzed his queen.
"Fuck o' clock?" answered Naruto.
"Fuck o' clock." Barry confirmed with confidence. "I'mma put this P under the mattress!"
But just as Barry was about to stick that dick in, reality bonked him on the noggin. Nature called, reminding him of his biology.
"I'm so sorry, Naruto... I can't do this. Once I pull out, I'm a goner. And honestly? You don't seem like a broad worth dying for."
"Wait... Bee dicks work like a stinger?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah..." Barry sighed. "And we explode after cumming."
That really should've been the end of it, but Naruto desperately needed that fat Johnson inside him. He wasn't the type to accept defeat, it was his nature as a Shonen MC. There had to be another way to fuck.
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