Dear Crush,
Go fuck yourself...
Next time, use protection, you fucking bitch.
Also, your husband looks like shit.
Even my shit looks good compared to his
First love? Pathetic. How's financial status?
I guess boys aren't the only ones chasing you, sharks as well.
Crocodile tear, sob, sob.
Next time, pick someone who won't pick a fight with you, you prick.
No one respects you, and everyone hates you in class.
I was loyal to you, you sick fuck!
I should have let that nigger rape you back then
No more heroes... Go save yourself.
You look like shit now, your boobs are shaggy now, I hate looking at those tits, it reeks of unfaithfulness.
Hope you cuck your husband so bad
You beg again to make him come back
Oh wait, he did... Inside you.
Good luck rising your overgrown sperm
I was so glad I didn't fuck you
I might taste some special sauce
From my worst enemy...
Was I in a game competition?
Because I got the feeling I got played!
Did you treat STD like Pokémon?
Are you gonna catch 'em all?
Well, you just won a name, you bitch...
Hey everybody, my crush is a Bonnie Blue
Get it, Bonnie, bones?
Why blue when you like white?
Bonnie got boned and got covered white
Yeah fuck you and your family, fuck you!
Sincerely,
My Name Is Not Important