"Naruto-sama~!"
"A major discovery has been made!"
[In a secret underground room beneath an old apartment building.]
[Naruto's Wood Release: Wood Clone Jutsu is chewing on his pen with a helpless expression.]
"I've hit a bottleneck."
"Even with further integration... it's difficult to keep this nested, doll-like fusion going on."
"Keep it for now."
"Perhaps the main body can solve this."
"I don't possess pure, original Yang Release chakra."
"There's another direction."
"Copying and manufacturing are happening too fast, and the pace of updates and iterations is too rapid..."
[Before the words were finished.]
[Then Xiaobai 002's voice rang out from inside the laboratory.]
[The Wood Release: Wood Clone clutches its forehead and looks back.]
"What's wrong now?"
"I'm telling you, Little White 002, if you dare mention what it feels like to poop again, I promise I'll beat you to death!"
[The Wood Release: Wood Clone Technique is really uncomfortable.]
This argument lasted all day.
[Reluctantly, we sent Little White 002 out to play...and then out on a mission.]
[Monitor the situation in Konoha.]
Give it something to do.
[To prevent its mouth from being like a machine gun, never stopping.]
Every now and then, she would run over and hug her feet.
Actually, it's nothing.
[but! ]
[This Little White 002 is slightly different from the original Little White 001.]
[This guy...went out to play...while on a mission, he saw a young woman running into the wilderness to plant landmines.]
Then...this guy got interested.
[The Wood Release: Wood Clone Technique was something I repeatedly emphasized.]
Make sure it is absolutely never touched.
They even threatened to back down.
[If you dare touch him, or get within a meter of his excrement, you can forget about ever getting near him again.]
[Only then did Xiaobai 002 manage to hold back.]
[...]
Sakura Haruno: "I think... I'm not cute anymore."
Ino Yamanaka: "How...how could this happen?"
Tenten: "Oh my god, absolutely not! I can't get near Naruto-kun!"
Every day after he said that.
The women quickly nodded in agreement.
That's disgusting.
Yes.
In a corner of the ninja world.
The masked white Zetsu, Afei, has blossomed.
Indeed, its mask-like face, when opened, resembles a white flower.
"I never expected... Little White 002 to be so interesting... Oh no!"
"Ah Fei is planning to betray us!"
...
The large screen with its black border continues to display the image:
"Naruto-sama~!"
[White Zetsu #002 immediately launched a diving attack.]
Then, Wood Release: Wood Clone raised its foot.
White Zetsu 002 caught it precisely with his face.
"Naruto-sama~!"
"A major discovery has been made!"
[A major discovery!]
"You'll definitely be interested!"
[As he spoke, White Zetsu 002 casually picked up the foot of the Wood Release: Wood Clone.]
Then, right in front of Wood Release: Wood Clone, he unleashed a top-tier lung attack.
[There's some uncertainty about the wooden clone; this guy... is somewhat different from the other White Zetsu 001 clones.]
I wonder... if we really have five senses.
Other beginners, while doing the same thing, don't have the top-level lung-crossing technique.
[Perhaps they have no sense of smell.]
Suddenly.
The wooden clone was startled.
[As for the differences between the other clones and Little White 002...]
"Little White 002 was personally created and copied by the original body."
"As expected, the main body had to come in person for the subsequent experiments."
"The key is the pure Yang Release chakra of the origin."
"And... if my senses aren't mistaken, Izumi has returned."
"So... the main body should have already started updating to the new Ninjutsu style."
"Izumi's Mangekyou Sharingan will respond in kind."
"The myriad phenomena of the universe... the complete myriad phenomena of the universe."
"Will it directly awaken the Rinnegan?"
"Or...going further, the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, breaking through the limitations of the Mangekyou Sharingan."
[The wooden clone thought to itself, then took out its experimental notebook and wrote down all its ideas.]
"Speak."
Finally, Little White 002 collapsed to the ground.
It satisfies the requirement.
The wooden clone then spoke in a rather indifferent tone.
[In my mind, I assumed that this Little White 002 had probably discovered some young lady had gone out into the wilderness to plant landmines again.]
However, just one sentence was enough to leave the wooden clone stunned.
"Naruto-sama~!"
"I discovered...I discovered...I discovered..."
*Snap*
The wooden clone stomped on it.
[Then...]
[The wooden clone was speechless.]
He felt that this behavior should be punished... right?
[Naruto-sama~]
"I just discovered someone has infiltrated Konoha. They seem to know Konoha very well!"
"That guy doesn't look like a good person."
"Let me think... He had long white hair and wore a headband with the character 'oil' on it... I wonder which village he was from."
["When he entered Konoha, he said in a rather lewd manner, 'It's been a long time since I've been back...'"]
"His smile was really ugly, and then he changed direction... Xiaobai remembers, that was somewhere like the women's bathhouse!"
[Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin.]
[Notorious for his womanizing.]
[There are several books about the Imperial Uncle.]
Kakashi-sensei used to really enjoy watching it.
The wooden clone frowned involuntarily.
This is indeed good news.
However, given how obvious it was, the original entity should have noticed it immediately.
[He is a wood clone; Kagura's perception doesn't cover such a wide area.]
[And their attention was entirely focused on studying the White Zetsu.]
There's no time to worry about anything else.
"Peeping...in the women's bathhouse?"
[The wooden clone murmured.]
[I suddenly remembered the book Kakashi often carried around.]
Inevitably, I thought of the legendary teacher of the Three Sannin.
Although the legendary Sannin made a name for themselves, it wasn't actually that old man had a particularly strong connection to them.
Just like their Class 7.
[They even went so far as to teach that unreliable Jonin instructor.]
"Could it be...?"
Suddenly, the wooden clone felt a wave of disgust.
[The legendary Sannin went to spy on them.]
[Still spying on ordinary women.]
Even if they discover it, they can't defeat it.
[It's been reported, but I guess they won't pursue it because of my identity.]
[Furthermore, he's been brainwashed by the Will of Fire... a disciple of the old man.]
[His identity is very strong.]
[And very strong.]
[The one spying was an ordinary woman...]
What if you really can't resist anymore?
[It might be covered up.]
Alternatively, you could simply use an illusion spell.
Of course, Naruto doesn't want to comment on these things.
[After all, it's just speculation.]
But... if all those young imperial uncles are based on this kind of subject matter.
[Content involving peeping on ordinary women...]
[What if we added hand-drawn illustrations...]
At that moment, the wood clone was initially indifferent to the legendary Sannin, Jiraiya.
The attitude of neither liking nor disliking has changed.
[As Minato Namikaze's teacher, and also one of the Legendary Sannin, when faced with the same choice.]
Like Kakashi, Tsunade is preoccupied with her own problems.
But he has the ability...