: The One-Bed Trope Castle Retreat – Where the Final Boss Finally Snaps (and So Do I).
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The memo went out to the entire Demon Army at 6:00 a.m. sharp.
Subject: MANDATORY EXECUTIVE TEAM-BUILDING RETREAT
Location: Castle Nocturne (the one with only one bedroom left after "budget cuts")
Duration: Three days, two nights
Dress code: Whatever Master orders
P.S. No, you may not bring your own pillow. His Majesty has already claimed the only good one.
I hit send, closed the infernal laptop, and pretended I didn't know exactly what I was doing.
Beelzebub appeared in my office doorway less than thirty seconds later, wings twitching, tail flicking, cheeks already the color of fresh blood.
"Director Tanaka," he started, voice deeper than usual, "there are four hundred and seventy-two perfectly functional castles in the Ninth Circle alone. Why—"
"Because," I said without looking up from my coffee, "Castle Nocturne has the best hot springs, zero cell service, and exactly one master bedroom with exactly one bed. Company policy states upper management must demonstrate trust and resource-sharing."
His tail stopped flicking.
The silence stretched so long I could hear his heartbeat.
I finally glanced up.
He was staring at me like I'd just declared war on his sanity.
Which, to be fair, I kind of had.
Three hours later, the portal spat us out in front of Castle Nocturne.
It was beautiful in a haunted-romance-novel-cover kind of way: black stone towers wrapped in crimson ivy, windows glowing like embers, a moat of liquid starlight. The Four Heavenly Kings had already arrived (Leviathan sulking by the fountain, Asmodeus openly ogling the gargoyles, Belphegor asleep on the steps, Mammon counting the gold fixtures).
Elowen (former Saint-Queen, current unpaid intern) was waiting at the entrance in a maid outfit I definitely did not approve. Someone (Asmodeus) had added cat ears.
Beelzebub stepped out of the portal last, wearing a perfectly tailored black travel cloak that somehow made him look even taller and more unfairly gorgeous.
He took one look at the castle, one look at me, and I swear his wings drooped.
The succubus secretary (now head of logistics and chief shipper) handed me a clipboard with a grin sharp enough to cut glass.
"Room assignments, Director! Everyone has been paired for maximum team synergy. You and His Majesty are in the Master Suite. Only one bed. Tragic renovation accident. Very sorry."
I signed the clipboard without blinking.
Beelzebub made a sound somewhere between a growl and a whimper.
Day one was pure, exquisite torture.
Trust falls over lava pits (he caught me every time, arms shaking).
Blindfolded obstacle courses (I "accidentally" walked straight into his chest six separate times).
Group therapy circles where everyone had to share "one thing they admire about a coworker."
When it was Beelzebub's turn, he stared at the floor for a solid minute, ears crimson, then muttered:
"Director Tanaka… makes the best coffee. And… smells like something I want to protect forever."
The entire circle went dead silent.
Asmodeus actually dropped his wine glass.
By nightfall, the tension was thick enough to choke on.
We all gathered in the grand dining hall for the final activity: truth or dare, demon edition.
Ten rounds in, Leviathan (still bitter about losing the trust-fall contest) grinned like a shark.
"Your Majesty. Truth. Who, exactly, do you want to share that one bed with tonight?"
The room froze.
Beelzebub's wine glass shattered in his hand.
He stood up slowly, wings flaring wide enough to knock over three chairs, eyes locked on me.
Then, in the deepest, roughest voice I'd ever heard from him:
"Everyone out."
One word.
The Four Heavenly Kings, Elowen, the succubus secretary, even the castle ghosts, vanished so fast the doors didn't have time to open.
We were alone.
He crossed the room in three strides, picked me up like I weighed nothing, and carried me straight to the Master Suite.
Kicked the door shut behind us.
And finally, finally snapped.
The cloak hit the floor.
The shirt followed.
Every perfectly tailored layer until there was nothing but 210 cm of desperate, blushing Demon King breathing like he'd run across realms.
He dropped to his knees in front of me, wings trembling.
"Tanaka," he rasped, voice breaking, "I can't do this anymore. Ten weeks of performance reviews and overtime and watching you smile at everyone else and pretending I don't want to burn the world down if it means you'll look at only me."
His hands gripped my thighs, claws careful not to tear fabric.
"I'm begging you. Let me be good for you. Let me be yours. Properly. Tonight. Please."
I looked down at the most powerful being in existence on his knees, shaking with want, crimson eyes glassy with unshed emotion.
And I smiled.
Reached down.
Grabbed one horn.
Pulled him up until we were eye to eye.
"About time, Your Majesty."
grabbed his horn like it was the only thing tethering him to sanity.
Pulled.
He rose in one fluid, desperate surge, wings flaring wide enough to blot out the candlelight, casting us both in crimson shadow. For one heartbeat we just stared: me, five-foot-ten of exhausted salaryman turned cosmic HR nightmare; him, two-ten of apocalyptic beauty who could unmake galaxies but was shaking because I'd finally said yes.
Then the distance between us ceased to exist.
His mouth crashed into mine like a dying star colliding with gravity.
No gentleness. No tentative first-kiss bullshit.
This was three months of stolen glances across performance-review spreadsheets, of him bringing me coffee at 3 a.m. "for overtime morale," of me pretending I didn't notice his tail curling possessively every time another demon looked at me too long.
All of it detonated at once.
His hands (big enough to crush mountains) cupped my face with reverent terror, claws scraping just lightly enough to remind me he was still the Devourer of Realms. I felt the tremor in his fingers, the way he was holding back centuries of restraint because he was terrified of hurting me.
I bit his lower lip. Hard.
He groaned into my mouth (deep, broken, the sound of a king finally surrendering his crown) and the last of his control snapped like cheap thread.
One arm slammed around my waist, lifting me clean off the floor. The other tangled in my hair, angling my head exactly where he wanted it. His wings folded forward, cocooning us in a private world of velvet darkness and hellfire heat.
I kissed him back like I was trying to crawl inside his soul and rearrange the furniture.
Teeth, tongue, raw, filthy desperation.
He tasted like smoke and dark chocolate and something ancient that made my knees buckle. I clawed at his back, nails dragging over runes that lit up white-hot under my touch. Every scrape tore another wrecked sound from his throat.
We stumbled backward (or maybe he carried me, I couldn't tell anymore) until my spine hit the nearest wall hard enough to rattle the ancient tapestries.
He pinned me there with his whole body, hips grinding in a slow, deliberate roll that made it very clear exactly how long he'd been suffering.
"Tanaka," he rasped against my lips, voice shredded, "tell me to stop and I'll—"
I shut him up by biting the spot where neck met shoulder, right over the pulse hammering like war drums.
He shuddered so hard the wall cracked behind me.
"Don't you dare stop," I growled against his skin. "That's an order from your director."
The noise he made was inhuman.
Then his mouth was on mine again, deeper, hungrier, like he was trying to devour every breath I'd ever taken and give it back branded with his name.
His tail (I'd only ever seen it lash in irritation or curl in embarrassment) snaked around my thigh, the diamond tip tracing teasing circles that made my breath hitch.
I yanked his hair hard enough to arch his neck and took control of the kiss, licking into his mouth, claiming every inch like I was signing a contract in blood and heat.
He let me.
The Final Boss of the multiverse let a human salaryman tongue-fuck him against a castle wall and whimpered for more.
When we finally broke apart (lungs screaming, lips swollen, both of us shaking), his forehead dropped to mine.
His voice was barely a whisper, raw and wrecked.
"I've wanted to do that since the day you signed the contract and looked at me like I was just another incompetent manager you had to fix."
I laughed, breathless, and nipped his jaw.
"You were."
He growled, low and possessive, and suddenly I was airborne (he'd lifted me again, wings flaring for balance) as he carried me the last few steps to the bed.
The infamous one bed.
He laid me down like I was made of spun glass and hellfire, crimson eyes blown wide, pupils swallowing everything but a thin ring of molten want.
Then he followed me down, covering my body with his, wings mantling over us until the world narrowed to heat and heartbeat and the electric drag of skin on skin.
His mouth found my neck, teeth grazing the exact spot that made my hips jerk up against his.
"Director," he breathed, reverent, desperate, "tell me how you want me."
I tangled both hands in his silver hair and dragged his ear to my lips.
"Like you've been waiting three thousand years and I'm the only thing that ever mattered."
He shuddered, full-body, wings flaring so wide they knocked over a candelabra.
Then he kissed me again (slower this time, deeper, like he was memorizing the taste of salvation).
And somewhere outside the cocoon of his wings, the castle ghosts started taking bets on how long the bed would survive the night.