At the Wedding Venue.
"Domain Expansion! Infinite Void!"
With Mizuna's shout, the surroundings instantly fell silent.
Mizuna's domain expanded rapidly, enveloping Yujiro, Fan Xiaoqin, and their group in an instant.
Since the domain was made of attributeless Chakra, it was completely transparent. People outside could see in, and people inside could see out. Moreover, Mizuna's domain had Selectivity, meaning he could control the sure-hit effect so it wouldn't accidentally hurt others...
Fan Xiaoqin and Yujiro's eyes instantly went blank. Infinite amounts of junk information flooded into their brains.
Their nervous systems were overwhelmed instantly. In no time, Yujiro ceased thinking.
Fan Xiaoqin's brain, being a supercomputer, held on for a long time, but eventually, he too stopped thinking. (Eventually, Kars stopped thinking).
Mizuna dispelled the domain.
The group from Yanhui Stronghold, who were previously acting like normal (albeit crazy) people, now looked no different from those born with congenital mental disabilities.
Fan Xiaoqin was still eating his apple, but the wisdom in his eyes was long gone, replaced by pure "intelligence" (stupidity)...
Yujiro was jumping around and shouting:
"So comfortable~ I'm so free~" (Note: Eren Yeager meme).
The remaining bandits fared no better. They forgot all their Ninjutsu, retaining only basic life skills.
Mizuna was panting heavily, his calves trembling.
"Holy crap... didn't expect this move to drain Chakra so fast... Looks like I can't use it casually in the future..."
Mizuna turned and slumped back into his seat. He had nothing else to do now except for the final performance phase of the wedding reception. So he needed to recover his stamina to ensure his singing, dancing, and rapping would go smoothly...
Seeing the trouble resolved, the Daimyo immediately ordered his men to drive the "geniuses" out. After a short break, the wedding continued.
In the waiting room, Hashirama patted Mizuna and laughed.
"Hahahaha! I didn't expect you to have such a move, Mizuna! By the way, what happened to them just now?"
Mizuna coughed from Hashirama's pats. His Chakra was depleted, making him weak.
"Cough cough! Brother-in-law! Don't pat me! I just used a Genjutsu..."
Tobirama, having researched many Jutsu over the years, could clearly sense that this technique wasn't simple.
"I think... it's not that simple, is it? Look at them... they seem to have become mentally disabled. Mizuna... I'm curious, how did you do it? How did you achieve such a large-scale and precise mental strike on those individuals?"
Facing Tobirama's questioning, Mizuna had to confess honestly, telling them about his invention of the Infinite Void.
Madara Uchiha sneered.
"Heh~ Mizuna, I have to say, this technique is interesting~"
Madara showed interest.
Tobirama interjected:
"Hmph! Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara! I think only someone like Mizuna, with extremely high Chakra control, can achieve this. I have to admit this guy's talent... But for you to do it... Hmph! Daydreaming!"
Madara turned his head away.
"Hmph! I don't need you to tell me, Hashirama Senju (Wait, no, Tobirama... probably meant 'Shit-rama' / Shit-between-the-doors pun on Tobirama/Hashirama names)."
Hearing this nickname, Tobirama exploded. He pulled out the kunai strapped to his leg and roared:
"Bastard Naturally Evil Uchiha Madara! Do you want to die?!"
Madara sneered and revealed his Mangekyou Sharingan.
"Heh... do you have the ability?"
Seeing the two about to fight, Hashirama intervened.
"Enough, you two! Right now, we are talking about Mizuna's Jutsu!"
The two calmed down.
Hashirama looked at Mizuna and said seriously:
"Mizuna... I think this Jutsu of yours..."
Tobirama thought:
Looking at Anija, Mizuna's Jutsu is going into the Scroll of Seals too...
Mizuna thought so too.
But Hashirama said:
"Mizuna... I think you shouldn't use this Jutsu unless absolutely necessary!"
Mizuna froze, then replied blankly:
"Huh? Oh! Okay, Brother-in-law!"
Tobirama was unhappy.
"Anija! Why are my Jutsu forbidden?"
Hashirama looked at Tobirama seriously.
"Tobi-rama! Do I need to explain? Controllability and uncontrollability, you should understand!"
Tobirama was still unhappy.
"But! Anija..."
Before Tobirama could finish, Hashirama interrupted sternly:
"Tobi-rama! I am the Hokage!"
Tobirama was rendered speechless.
What the f does that have to do with you being Hokage?
But he quieted down.
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A while later, the wedding continued.
Mokuma and Tamako successfully exchanged vows. This time, no one interrupted. They exchanged tokens of affection and finally kissed.
This scene made the sentimental Hashirama shed a lot of tears...
Tobirama muttered on the side:
"Anija... are you an idiot..."
Just when every guest thought it was over, the MC shouted:
"The wedding ceremony is over! Now, let the Feast begin!"
The guests were confused.
What the hell is 'Eating the Feast' (Chi Xi)?
But soon, various dishes were served.
They were all delicacies from Mizuna's past life that he taught the chefs overnight yesterday.
Braised Carp, White Cut Chicken, Double Cooked Pork Slices (Guo Bao Rou), Mapo Tofu, Hot and Sour Potato Shreds, and most importantly, Braised Pork Elbows, among others.
The guests' eyes widened. Both appearance and smell were undeniable! Gourmet food!
Initially, the guests were nobles and held back their reserve. But after tasting, they sped up. Until one person started eating with his hands, then it spread to ten, then a hundred. The whole banquet turned into a feeding frenzy.
"Put that down! That's my elbow!"
"Your elbow? Eat my elbow first!" (Elbow strike).
Such scenes played out everywhere.
The MC was very satisfied watching the guests eat.
Because of this, he would become the most popular MC in the Ninja World. He believed soon all the big shots would hire him for banquets.
He couldn't help but think:
"MC King! I'm gonna be it!" (Note: One Piece reference).
A while later, seeing everyone fed and drunk, the MC spoke again.
"Next is the Performance Segment! Please welcome the first performer, Lord First Hokage!"
Hearing it was his turn, Hashirama walked up grinning. He picked up the microphone and said:
"About this~ I'll say two words! It's just this~ Hmm! This and that! Like this! Hmm! In other words..."
Seeing his biological father embarrassing him like this, Mokuma wanted to run back to his room and hide under the covers...
Tamako comforted him.
Tobirama shouted:
"Anija! That's enough! Are you an idiot? Start already!"
Hashirama scratched his head awkwardly hearing his brother yelling.
"Ah~ Sumimasen~ Sumimasen~ I'll start now!"
Soon, dynamic music started playing.
Mizuna was startled. He checked his pocket and realized he gave the wrong cassette player.
"I fing gave him the DJ Remix Version?"
With the dynamic beat, Hashirama started singing.
"When the moonlight~ shines on my face~ I think I~ have changed my appearance~"
The crowd was surprised.
"What genre of music is this? Never heard it before?"
"Feels very groovy! Yet very sad!"
"Does the God of Ninjas have such good singing skills?"
The crowd discussed below.
Mokuma listened in a daze. He felt his father's apology in this song...
Mizuna: Where did you hear that from?
Then the song reached the climax.
"Can we meet again~"
"I begged before Buddha for thousands of years~"
"Willing to trade lifetimes for one life of romance with us~"
"Hoping to move the heavens~~"
The crowd was shocked.
"Why... why do I feel like I just took 3 Million Damage? Wait... what is 'Damage' (Guan Shang)?"
"I feel weird too. The word 'Damage' suddenly appeared in my mind!"
"I feel like I got hit by a Wood Dragon! Waaaagh!"
"YEAH! Why is my face so red?"
Everyone was shocked to find they had gained some strange understanding (Meme knowledge injected by the music/Mizuna's influence).
On stage, Mokuma thought:
"Father's song... does he want to be father and son with me for another lifetime... Father..."
Mizuna: Where the f did you hear that from? -`д′-
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