"If you dare wear that green jumpsuit, I won't go on a date with you."
Kano didn't want to see Naruto wearing such an ugly thing either. Naruto, who hadn't cared just a moment ago, immediately put the clothes away.
"You really have Naruto wrapped around your finger. After you get married, I'm afraid Naruto will be henpecked too."
"Give me a break. I said I like beautiful girls, I won't marry a man."
"I understand, I understand."
"You understand jack shit!"
"You're so young you don't understand the love between men and women yet. You'll definitely understand when you're a bit older."
"Don't look down on me, I might know more than you do."
Joke, how could a mere Jiraiya compare to the exotic XP of 21st-century netizens?
"Then do you know where babies come from?"
"Of course I know. It's just men and women doing stuff that wouldn't pass censorship, and then they get pregnant."
"Oh? You actually know. You know quite a bit. Could it be that you're also my fan at such a young age?"
"No way! I don't read that kind of stuff!"
"I haven't even said anything and you know what I'm talking about. You must have read it, right? I didn't expect you to be that kind of girl~"
"Stop slandering me. That guy Kakashi reads it every day, I haven't read it. I just know you're the one who wrote it."
"Then do you know Naruto has those kinds of feelings for you?"
"I know. He likes me. It's normal for boys to have physiological reactions, and I won't hate him for it. But I won't marry him. I also like girls, and Naruto has a girl who is more suitable for him."
"I see you still don't understand. Don't underestimate a boy's desires; when they get impulsive, they completely ignore their brains."
"You're that kind of person, aren't you!"
"Naruto is much more terrifying than you imagine. Staying by his side can be very dangerous."
"Naruto is silly and naive. Although he might do things like peeping into the women's bathhouse, I believe he won't force himself on me."
"I was talking about the Nine-Tailed and the Akatsuki. Where did your mind go?"
Suddenly serious, Jiraiya started teasing Kano instead. It started like two old men chatting about adult topics, but now it suddenly turned into an old geezer teasing a minor. Kano's face suddenly turned red.
"Knock it off! You intentionally misled me! When I find Tsunade, I'll tell her you're sexually harassing me and have her lock you up for three years minimum!"
"Don't, don't, don't. My bad, my bad. Let's talk about serious business."
"Fine. If you sexually harass me again, it'll be ten years minimum."
"Aren't you afraid of the Nine-Tailed or the Akatsuki?"
"A few of the Akatsuki are quite dangerous, but most of them are no match for me."
"You talk as if you know them all. I'm curious where a little girl like you gets such an impressive intelligence network? Not only do you know about the Akatsuki, but you even know I'm looking for Tsunade."
"Do you think I'm like you, a perverted old man who can be easily lured away by a pretty face? Like you've never seen the world, unable to walk when you see a woman."
"Tch, how could a woman like you understand? Besides, I wasn't lured away by beauty. I saw through their trick at a glance. I was just going to save a wayward girl."
"Naruto has been with you for so long, haven't you seen enough of the Seduction Technique? Isn't that better looking than that woman?"
"What Seduction Technique?"
"The technique where he turns into a beautiful girl."
"How come I haven't heard of it?"
"Huh? When I told you before that he would definitely satisfy you, I meant he has the Seduction Technique. If not for the Seduction Technique, why did you take him as a student?"
"Didn't you ask me to? And I also happen to need material for my new book. Never mind that, how is that Seduction Technique exactly?"
"Naruto is right here, let him demonstrate it for you."
Kano waved her hand and called Naruto over.
"Naruto, demonstrate the Seduction Technique for Jiraiya."
"Alright! Transform!"
A cute girl with blonde twin-tails appeared with a puff of smoke. With a curvaceous figure and an enchanting posture, a sweet voice reached Jiraiya's ears.
"Jiraiya-sama~"
It made Jiraiya's whole body go numb, his old face turned red, nosebleed flowed wildly, and "hehehe" drool flowed down with it.
"Damn, this is top-tier. I love this so much. It's practically my ideal type. If only it were a bit bigger..."
"Right? No matter how many times I see it, I think it's really beautiful. If only it were a bit smaller, it would be even better."
Kano at this time also returned to her perverted state and began to comment seriously. Although she had already lost her "little head," with her phantom limb standing tall, she could still be a dominant top.
"What do kids know? Bigger is sexier and more eye-catching."
"Petite is cuter and touches one's protective instinct!"
"Cuteness is worthless in the face of sexiness!"
"Sexiness can't pass censorship in the face of cuteness!"
"Naruto, bigger!"
"Naruto, smaller!"
Under the command of the two with their XP running wild, Naruto turned into a loli one moment and an onee-san the next, until he ran out of Chakra and they finally let him go.
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