Seeing the large steel-like door in front crackling with dark lightning, Scaramond knew that they must have arrived at the correct location. Coupled with the fact that the energy readings here were off the scale, he realised that if they did not quickly break into the room, a catastrophe of utmost proportions would occur here, possibly causing the deaths of everyone here (not including them, as they're all Tier-6 beings- well, maybe Natsuki...). "Shit, everyone, channel everything you've got and break down the damn door!"
Raising his Bolter, Scaramond fired a few Drufovsky-style bunker-buster bullets, alongside the fireballs and 'Hadouken's' of the party.
Damn it, I hope we're not too late...
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Boom!
Hearing the solid gate fall into the ground, Knoxis took out a sword from his subspace pocket, brandishing it at the oncoming black tide. "Take care of the peons. I will take care of the leader, and Scaramond will take care of the 'magical' discharge. We must hurry, for the density of the escaping 'magical' energy seems to be increasing very quickly-"
Pew!
Tilting his head slightly, the shadowy arrow whizzed past, going through the few strands of hair that unexpectedly formed a hoop. As the Adventurers watched in awe at the ridiculous scene before them, a loud, gruff voice kicked them back from their stupor. "Damn it, are you lot all deaf or something!? ATTACK!!!"
The Adventurers all looked at each other before revealing gleaming teeth.
"For the people!"
"For the free!"
"For my porno!"
"For the Emperor!"
"Skull for the skull throne, blood for the Blood God!"
Oi, don't drag another series here! We'll get sued into eternal damnation!
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"AHHHHH! Shit, I got an arrow on my knee!"
"Damn it, where's the medic when you need it!?"
"Get to the chopper- hey, why did I say that...?"
Ignoring the various catchphrases that seemed to be coming, Knoxis and Scaramond quickly made their way to their respective goals:
The macabre Elf(?) before them...
And the ready-to-blow star behind her jade-white feet...
'Kid, you think you can handle and stabilise the reactor?"
"Maybe, but for that I would need a lot of things, such as a Scolaris IX sonic screwdriver-"
"Okay fine, you do that, and I'll take care of the botch before me!"
With a giant leap, Knoxis summoned his sword once more, heading towards the inevitable confrontation between him and the pseudo Tier-6 Law Enabler before him.
Damn it, why is there a semblance of Stillness energy radiating from the reactor!?
"Hey, damn it, let me finish what I'm saying first, you old coot!?"
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"Ara, ara~ Look at what we have here-
An old geriatric fart who seems to have one foot in the coffin
But it doesn't have to be that way, for the great lord Ingan has decreed that whoever follows his great will, they will revel in immortality alongside him! And to be honest, you're not the first traveller from the skies who has accepted His glorious offer...
So, all you need to do is just let the Dark Star complete its purpose and-"
AHHHHH!!!
"You old fucker, now you've done it!"
"Hmph, you're not the first arrogant little twat who tried seducing me with power. Now engarde!"
Watching her left arm fall to the ground in a shadowy arc, Knoxis lifted his sword, praying...
Damn it kid, quickly fucking disarm that damn star and stop that supernova from occurring!