MX's Room
Six idiots were sitting around a stolen poker table.
IHY: Do you have an ace?
MX: Nope.
Sarah: I have two +4s and five reverses.
GB: We're playing poker, not Uno.
Xeno: Stop talking!
Fatal: steals a card from Crystals -Yoink
Xeno: What was that?
Sarah: Nothing important. DOUBLE +4!
GB: THIS ISN'T UNO!
MX: Where's Lord X?
¡¡¡POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Lord X: WHO THE HELL STOLE THE MONEY I STOLE FROM MX AND FAKER!?
Everyone stares at Fatal
Fatal: Of course, blame the bla-
IHY: Dude, you're such a thief that Maduro can't even compare
Sarah: What do you mean, Faker?
Lord X: YOU STOLE IT LIKE LAST TIME - shakes him epically -
Fatal: - gets away - HEY, that was the capitalist, not me
Rewrite: Did someone call me?
GB: I swear I saw Xeno go into your room
Xeno: HEY, yeah, I did, but look for the poker table
Lord X: GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY
Fatal: BUT IT'S NEITHER YOURS NOR DO I HAVE IT
MX: Why are Fleet and Dictador pointing a nuclear beam here?
IHY: At the very least, they're trying to kill Bad Day and Sarah
Sarah: Well, too bad because I'm not here
GB: Where's the dwarf?
Fatal: MAJIN PROBABLY HAS IT!
Xeno: And why would he have it?
Lord X: GET OVER HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH! -jumps on the guy-
Fatal: HEY, WAIT!-
Outside in the sky
Fleet: I'm gonna kill those sons of a bitches.
Dictador: That was a month ago.
Fleet: I'm not gonna listen to someone who steals money that was stolen from them when it was stolen.
Dictador: As if he were Maduro.
Fleet: Nah, you're Trump.
-castration sound-
Somari: What's up here?
Fleet: Looks like Rewrite is rewriting the fat guy's balls.
Dictador: What the f-
Somari: He's castrating him.
Dictador: A
Elsewhere
Majin: How much to keep it a secret?
Coronation Day: 9,999,999 dollars
Coronation Day: What a rip-off! -pays her
Coronation Day: Fine, I'll go see how the idiots kill each other.
Lord X: GET AWAY FROM MY PEDOPHILE FACE! -runs from Rewrite
Rewrite: Hello, Kids!
Fatal: HIT HIM, WITH THE CHAIR!!!
Sarah: I bet 50 on Rewrite.
GB: 100 that Rewrite castrates him so he can't have any more kids.
MX: Hey, why do I hear a firework?
¡¡¡BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Fleet, Dictator and Somari stared at the crater.
Fleet: I thought you said "A little potent."
Somari: They look like Blockbuster stock.
Dictator: I bet the old man went sterile.
Fleet/Somari: 500 Dollars
End
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