**Day 45 Night White Pervert Girls' Meeting**
It was special training. The training focused on mastering 'Vibration Magic' to acquire the new technique Vibration Sword, which would defeat tough monsters.
Yeah, I thought 'Vibration Magic' might feel like sexual harassment toward the girls… but the actual training content turned out to be mayonnaise whipping?
"Yeah, the important image is slowly enveloping it and then starting to tremble and shake. If you have modern knowledge, the image is easy to grasp, so basically just make it tremble? Well, if you can do it, go ahead?"
They were told that only the girls who succeeded were allowed to eat. Everyone had serious and desperate faces while working hard. Hot croquettes and mushroom salad were right in front of them, sizzling and waiting for mayonnaise to be poured on!
"My magic was too strong—the wooden spatula broke!"
"Vibration… I get it, but still…?"
"""Because this is our first time making mayonnaise at all!"""
They desperately vibrated the wooden spatula with magic. They imagined magic permeating and controlling it. If they just mixed by hand, the croquettes would be confiscated—so everyone tried seriously. Tempted by the hot croquettes, they were extremely focused!
While struggling, Haruka demonstrated by applying 'Vibration Magic' to each one individually. The wooden spatula in their hands began to vibrate and shake.
Then all the girls had flashback replay scenes from what they heard in the bath from Angelica. Angelica earnestly explained the terrifying effects of 'Vibration Magic'. She vividly and graphically detailed how dangerous the vibration was to girls, with teary eyes. That memory resurfaced! She spoke trembling, half-crying, recalling the horror. Yeah, heavily censored and very real?
"""It's trembling!? It's shaking!!"""
"No, making the spatula tremble is vibration magic. If it's not shaking… it's probably just a normal spatula? Yeah, make it shake?"
"""It's getting all gooey and mixed up!!"""
"Wait, no—because if you mix it, it becomes mayonnaise. If you don't mix, it's just egg yolk and oil!?"
So all the girls had bright red faces—and I'm probably red too. Yeah, only Haruka would turn mayonnaise whipping into sexual harassment.
"Uwa~ it's vibrating~? Shaking~… uwa~ this dangerous tremble is coming through my body 'nnn~!'♥"
"""Yeah, stop with the vivid commentary!!"""
Here and there, girls who learned 'Vibration Magic' stared red-faced at the trembling, shaking wooden spatula in front of them. Why does it feel like mosaic censoring? Yeah, on mayonnaise whipping? For some reason everyone's breathing hard!?
"Vibration~… so you pierce with this trembling?"
"With this vibration… getting pierced…"
"""No, it's cooking, right? Yeah, in mayonnaise-making situation, no Vibration Sword piercing/stabbing battle happens. If attacked, that's not mayonnaise anymore!? I've never heard of food accident 'stabbed by mayonnaise'!?"""
Breathing heavily, faces flushed, eyes moist—they watched the mayonnaise get whipped. Getting gooey and mixed, trembling and rippling liquid, stared at with bright red faces… what even is this scene?
"Waa~ it's mixing, getting mixed, getting whipped!?"
"Yeah, swirling and trembling while getting mixed."
"No, because it's mayonnaise—mix it? If not mixed, it's not even mayonnaise?"
"Uuu, now it's all wet and gooey!"
"Yeah, that's definitely too much oil—that's not the time for suspicious commentary!!"
As the mayonnaise swirls, their heads mix in the stories they heard from Angelica? Yeah, that's maiden fantasy scene to forget. Focus on croquettes or the vibration distracts… because this vibration transmitting through body… is absolutely dangerous! Full of danger… meaning, with this vibration Angelica did that… (flashback continues)
Fuu~. After twists and turns, detours and meandering, through the difficult shortcut to the distant future, finally everyone finished making mayonnaise. Dinner time.
And everyone poured mayonnaise on croquettes and mushroom salad—ecstatic. The sign girl who got some expressed her mayo感動 with a weird dance? Patapatapata?
"""Delicious! Was mayonnaise always this good!?"""
"Rich yet smooth and natural?"
"Yeah, super delicious!"
"Ah, a-a-a-a, th-that's…"
"U-u-u-u, no way!?"
"""Kyaaaaaaa——!!"""
"Wait, close! I mean narrow, pressing, crushing—oooooh!!"
Then okonomiyaki appeared—pandemonium began! Apparently researched forever, couldn't make sauce, stuck—until general store big sis found salt-pickled veggie sauce! Thin, no depth, just salty from pickled veggies—still light brown liquid, sauce-like taste!
"""Delicious—— (tears)"""
"""Nostalgic—— (sobbing)"""
Haruka grumbled no bonito flakes/green laver, but super delicious. Everyone crying from taste… maybe lacking compared to after-school okonomiyaki back home, but absolutely delicious no matter what anyone says.
Because… eggs/sauce almost unavailable yet he searched endlessly for everyone, researched when missing, served casually. So definitely delicious! Everyone crying from deliciousness.
Girls faces messy, stuffing cheeks. Even boys who slacked on mayo—stuffing okonomiyaki, frantically whipping mayo… crying. Probably tears from nostalgic taste thought never eat again.
Even when everyone gave up normally, only Haruka never gave up—searched, researched, acted casual. So delicious, happy, tears unstoppable.
Thank you.
Finally emotions calmed—before sleep, backyard Vibration Sword practice gathering.
"U~wa~. This vibration is dangerous, addictive dangerous, body-resonating dangerous already!? Tonight dangerous~♥"
"Biri biri coming? Vibration biri biri coming? This vibration coming? Ehh, coming? Going? Which!?"
"Amazing trembling biri biri! No good!! More than no good—I'm no good!?"
Um… Vibration Sword practice, right? Everyone holding weapons—should be fine, but conversation sounds totally not fine?
"Kyaaaa! This dangerous!!"
"Yeah, seriously crime! What this thick black trembling—monster!?"
"This too dangerous! Die, absolutely impossible! No no no!!"
And why sword fighters vibrating clubs!? And why thick black impossible!! And… that's not dying—that's golem-killing practice? Also stop clubs—mosaic incoming? Yeah, everyone entranced, suspicious atmosphere—that forbidden club!! Taboo club!!
"U~n? Vibration happening, but weak for Vibration Sword?"
"This would be… Soft Vibration Sword?"
"""Kinda seems healthy!?"""
"This power—no instant shatter. Seems… slow cutting?"
"""That too scary! Horror! Slow dissection!"""
Even serious—quite difficult. Strength lacking? Magic control bad? Not Haruka-level intense shake. Yeah, what does he use that massive vibration for… using it!?
Practice, more practice. Tomorrow real combat practice—want decent tonight. Probably no one-hit shatter, but consecutive hits ok—practice.
"Ah~ thought everyone gone~. Practicing here~? Ah~ 'Vibration Magic'~? 'Vibration Magic' felt amazing~ almost melted~♥"
Thought invisible—Vice Chair B arrived languid yet blissful-faced? Felt amazing—what did she do with 'Vibration Magic'? Did it!?
"""What did you do with 'Vibration Magic'!? Felt amazing what!!"""
Thought Vice B no need Vibration Sword practice—hammers (self-claimed staff) shatter anyway… maybe different practice!? Used it!! Um… ero girl? Yeah, slightly suspected?
"Ehh~? Haruka~ with 'Vibration Magic' all over body bururururu~ felt so good~♥ Body almost melted~ became torotoro~ So good~? Yeah, everyone should try~ super skilled~ Haruka red-faced cute~♥"
Went to hear story—cafeteria boys playing or Oda-kun group bullied or Kizaki-kun group praised Fool King? What doing? Anyway caught, surrounded, lectured. Interrogate what when did what!
"No, Vice B said 'shoulders stiff~ unlike Vice A~' so taught massage 'Vibration Magic'… she said hard herself, do it for me… vibrated? Shook? Kinda?"
Just massage apparently. But full-body massage apparently, vibrated, shook apparently. Guilty, definitely guilty? Felt amazing melted apparently—guilty. We forgive but Vice Chair A won't—lecture decided? Yeah, anger direction wrong somehow?
"Full body, 'please here' 'lower' 'stronger~' 'ahn~ no~♥' 'ahn~ there~っ♥♥♥'—did exactly asked? Yeah, not guilty? Lewd voice happy was idiots, ero face nosebleed otakus—so not guilty? Shaking with vibration not my fault? See—not guilty?"
Everyone culprit, everyone guilty. Like Orient Express—perfect everyone culprit. Lecture execution. One denies as usual but "ahn~ no~♥" obviously guilty, watched shaking—guilty! Self-confess? Anyway "ahn~ there~っ♥♥♥" where what doing!? Eh! Shoulder blades? That's, umm… still lecture right?
**Day 45 End**