What?!
You were struck by lightning while walking down the road?!
My heavens! What a massive opportunity!
Think about it. Why didn't the lightning strike someone else? Why not me? Why did it have to strike *you*?
It means even the heavens see your extraordinary fortune and wanted to personally descend to temper your body!
You might just be the legendary Child of Destiny!
Your girlfriend of ten years cheated on you?!
Oh my god, what wonderful news!
Think about it! You spent ten years and got to see a woman's true nature. You came out way ahead on that deal!
She helped you dodge the huge trap of marriage, and now you can start a new chapter in your life and go find the next one!
If this isn't a good thing, what is?
It's like you've been given a whole new life!
This was a brand of optimism that even Xuanyuan couldn't comprehend, yet it always managed to build a final line of defense in the hearts of those Outer Sect Disciples on the verge of mental collapse.
