"Two twos, a bomb, an airplane…" With the sounds coming from the room, any Chinese person would know what was going on inside! That's right, it was 'Fight the Landlord.' These three had been playing 'Fight the Landlord' for three days and three nights in there. This made Tokiomi, who was eavesdropping outside the door, very helpless. This isn't good, is it?! We're in the Holy Grail War right now! Not a 'Fight the Landlord' competition. Tokiomi, filled with regret for letting that adult bring out the playing cards, squatted in the corner, drawing cursed circles.
The story goes back three days. Tokiomi was so happy that day. All five Heroic Spirits were on their side; it couldn't be better. Returning to his room, Tokiomi happily drank red wine and hummed a tune! But before his happiness could last, the noisy sounds from next door ruined his good mood.
"This King and Enkidu are the strongest beings in the world. All other 'mongrels' stand aside!" A certain Jin Pika, who didn't know the immensity of heaven and earth, declared his death wish, and the consequence was more red pigment on the floor.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't raise Gil well." Looking at a certain black-bellied green-haired individual fake-crying while covering his face, and then at Gilgamesh lying on the ground, bleeding non-stop. It was heartbreaking, old friend. But why! A subtle sense of pleasure kept surfacing in his heart.
"Hey, Jin Pika, do you want to play a game?" Seeing Gilgamesh, who had already gotten up, Erza got a deck of poker cards from Shichen.
"Hmph! Woman, you truly are bold! To dare challenge a king, interesting! I, the King, specially permit you to entertain me!" Gilgamesh looked at Erza with an arrogant expression, not noticing a brick behind him that was about to smash onto his dog head. Yes, Goldie's dog head.
"This game is called 'Fight the Landlord'." A strange smile appeared on Erza's face, and the nightmare began.
"Double! Double! Double!" At this moment, a certain king was already shedding tears of blood, roaring with a face full of sorrow, despair, and helplessness, like a howling defeated dog.
"I'm sorry, Gil lost his composure." Enkidu apologized to Erza with a peculiar expression.
"You're actually the God of Gambling, aren't you!" A certain Jin Pika roared helplessly at Erza, but he had never sensed any divinity from Erza. This indicated that Alaya's sealing technique was still very successful.
"If you can't afford to gamble, then don't blabber! How unsightly!" Erza ignored the fact that she was cheating and mocked Jin Pika.
"You! You! You!" He couldn't say anything after several attempts, showing how thoroughly Erza had choked Gilgamesh!
"Tch! Loser!" Erza narrowed her beautiful phoenix eyes and launched a fatal blow at Gilgamesh! Gilgamesh coughed blood, Gilgamesh fell to the ground, Gilgamesh collapsed!
"It seems I went a bit too far!" Erza looked at a certain Goldie lying on the ground, spitting blood. She felt a sense of pleasure in her heart! The feeling of Zhuge Liang infuriating Situ must be amazing! Should she try to provoke Gilgamesh further to see if she could stimulate him?
Just as Erza was wondering whether to continue, a powerful burst of fighting spirit suddenly emanated from afar, making all three present sober up. Since someone had issued a challenge, there was no reason not to go. This thought was in all three of their minds. So, let's go!
"Shichen, we're going first. Guard the house! Don't let anyone smash the main base. Lancelot, follow me!" Erza looked at the two who had disappeared, then turned to Shichen and gave instructions. It wasn't that Erza was overthinking it! This Holy Grail War had already broken down, and whether the remaining plot would follow the original was still uncertain! She didn't want a Emiya suddenly appearing and blowing up the Tohsaka Family. If that happened, this Holy Grail War wouldn't even be worth fighting. How embarrassing!
"It should be that first warrior with some skills! Never mind, just a lucky E." While moving towards the battlefield, she recalled the original plot in her mind. Erza had clearly forgotten the other person's name.
"Are you very excited?" She glanced at the black figure following closely behind her. Erza could clearly feel the burning gaze beneath the helmet.
"Yes." This single word contained many emotions: excitement, guilt, and anger (at himself).
"Later, give her a proper greeting." Erza patted the knight girl's shoulder. She suppressed a sigh! She hoped this child would remain calm during the upcoming King's Feast. As long as she didn't directly try to self-destruct with Saber, it would be fine.
"Thank you, Master." The knight girl looked at her Master, feeling grateful in her heart. However, being inarticulate, she kept all her words to herself. "I'm sorry, this body cannot repay your kindness. If there is a next life, I, Lancelot, will surely become your Guardian Knight and accompany you."
"My King! I have come." The knight girl, Lancelot, made her appearance.
The Holy Grail War, the prelude begins.
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