Chapter:- 1. The Villain Who Was Too Lazy to Be a Hero**
There are three types of transmigrators in novels.
The first kind wakes up screaming, swearing to defy heaven.
The second kind clenches their fists and vows revenge.
The third kind…
Opened one eye, yawned, and asked:
"Do I still have to go to school?"
Unfortunately for the world of Douluo Dalu,
the third kind had arrived.
The boy lay flat on the cold stone floor, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling carved with ancient patterns of soul beasts and divine runes.
Purple light flickered faintly above.
His brain took exactly three seconds to process one simple truth.
He was not dreaming.
"…Oh," he muttered.
"So this is that kind of novel."
NAME: Not important yet
LOCATION: Spirit Hall Branch – Child Awakening Chamber
STATUS: Extremely Unmotivated
Children stood in neat lines around him, eyes shining with excitement, fear, and ambition. Spirit Masters in black and gold robes moved with solemn expressions.
A bishop adjusted the awakening crystal.
The atmosphere was sacred.
Tense.
Historic.
And the boy?
He sighed.
"Let me guess," he whispered to absolutely no one.
"Six-year-old body, awakening day, legendary world, and I'm about to roll either trash or cheat-level talent."
He paused.
"…Please be cheat-level. I don't feel like struggling."
Ding!
A mechanical voice echoed inside his mind.
Not loud.
Not dramatic.
Just… lazy.
[Slacker System Successfully Bound]
Congratulations, Host.
You have achieved transmigration without effort.
Reward: System Activation.
The boy blinked.
Then smiled.
"Oh thank god," he said sincerely.
"I was worried I'd have to work hard."
The system continued, utterly ignoring his attitude.
[System Core Rule]
Host gains rewards for avoiding unnecessary effort
Host is encouraged to let others do the work
Host will be punished for trying too hard
"…That's illegal," the boy whispered.
"In a good way."
The bishop called out loudly.
"Next. Step forward."
The boy stood up lazily, stretching like an old man despite his child's body.
A girl beside him glanced over.
"…You're not nervous?" she asked.
He shrugged.
"Worst case, I become a background character."
She stared.
"…That's terrifying."
He walked to the center.
The awakening crystal glowed.
Soul power surged.
The room fell silent.
The crystal exploded with dark-golden light.
Not violent.
Not chaotic.
It was… calm.
Heavy.
Like the world itself was holding its breath.
The bishop staggered back.
"What… what spirit is this?"
The boy looked at his right hand.
A throne-shaped shadow slowly formed above his palm—black, gold, and violet intertwined.
Not a weapon.
Not a beast.
But a symbol of authority.
The hall froze.
"…Isn't this," the bishop whispered,
"a mutated divine-type martial spirit?"
Ding!
[Martial Spirit Awakened]
Dominion Throne (Incomplete God-Grade)
Evaluation:
Power: Unknown
Potential: Absurd
Effort Required: Minimal (Recommended)
The boy nodded approvingly.
"Good," he said.
"I hate high-maintenance powers."
Murmurs exploded through the hall.
"Divine-type?"
"In a branch hall?"
"A throne spirit?"
"Isn't this… dangerous?"
The bishop took a deep breath.
Then did something no one expected.
He knelt.
"Spirit Hall welcomes you," he said solemnly.
"From this day forward, you are under our protection."
The boy blinked.
"…Wait, really?"
The bishop looked up.
"…Is there a problem?"
"No," the boy replied instantly.
"This saves me a lot of trouble."
System Comment:
"Host has accidentally chosen the villain faction."
"System approves."
As the hall buzzed, a sudden chill passed through the boy's spine.
The system spoke again—this time, quieter.
[Future Observation Detected]
Target: Tang San
Fate: Son of the Sea God
Role: Protagonist
Threat Level: Eventually Annoying
The boy frowned.
"…Tang San?"
Oh.
That Tang San.
He rubbed his face.
"So you're telling me," he muttered,
"I just joined Spirit Hall… in a world where that guy exists."
System Update:
"Yes."
"Probability of conflict: 100%."
"Probability of Host becoming final villain: Extremely High."
The boy sighed deeply.
"…I really wanted a quiet life."
The system paused.
Then added:
[Bonus Reward: Beginner's Compensation]
Luck with Women: SSS+ (Locked)
Charm: Passive, Uncontrollable
Intelligence: Above Average
Common Sense: Optional
The boy felt several gazes suddenly land on him.
The same girl from earlier blushed.
Another girl stared with curiosity.
Someone else scowled.
"…Why is everyone looking at me like that?" he whispered.
System Reply:
"Effect active."
He swallowed.
"…This feels dangerous."
From a distance, a child with calm eyes and a polite smile watched him carefully.
Blue hair.
Clear posture.
Tang San.
Their eyes met.
For half a second, the world felt… wrong.
The boy smiled casually and raised a hand.
Tang San nodded politely.
System Warning:
"That one will try to save the world."
"Host will eventually kill him."
The boy's smile stiffened.
"…Eventually?"
"Yes."
"…After I nap?"
"After you become a god."
The boy sighed.
Looked at the ceiling.
Then at the audience—
yes, you.
"Well," he said calmly,
"guess I'm the villain."
He paused.
"…But I'm a very tired villain."
And somewhere in the future,
a god would fall.
END OF CHAPTER 1