"Shocker really exists? Since there are Kamen Riders, isn't it normal for Shocker to exist too?"
Kiana had a look of confusion on her face.
[Kiana: You're literally called Kamen Rider, isn't the existence of Shocker common knowledge?]
(In Kiana's memory, she hadn't seen this series.)
[Kamen Rider: How could there be something as ridiculous as Kamen Riders in our world...!]
[Wangsheng Funeral Parlor (Genshin Impact) Workhorse: @Kamen Rider, hey sister, want to hear about a Wangsheng Funeral Parlor (Genshin Impact) package?]
[Kamen Rider: Onegai! I'm about to die, stop recommending your shitty Wangsheng Funeral Parlor (Genshin Impact)!!! (Crying)]
[Magical Girl: She really seems to be in a hurry and scared, stop joking around, @Wangsheng Funeral Parlor (Genshin Impact) Workhorse.]
[Kiana: Why don't you start a livestream so we can see?]
[Kamen Rider starts a livestream]
After the livestream started, Kiana saw Kamen Rider hiding behind a slide in a small Japanese park.
And where she was looking, in the center of the park...
A group of Shocker Combatants and a twin-tailed Female Shocker had surrounded three men and a woman with a blood-pumping figure.
The most ridiculous part was that one of the middle-aged men in a blue shirt was wearing a Kamen Rider mask that only kids would buy!
The other woman was basically cosplaying as Kamen Rider Tackle!
Moreover, those being surrounded showed no fear towards Shocker; their faces even flushed as if they were looking at their dream lovers.
[Kiana: These guys are perverts! They can even be sexually interested in Shocker?!]
[Kamen Rider: Who knows! Anyway, is no one going to save us? That slovenly middle-aged man in the mask is my uncle!]
[Host triggers rescue mission: Help Kamen Rider (Higashijima Kiana) defeat the Shocker Combatants & monsters]
Kiana wasn't sleepy anymore; she sat up, her eyes shining.
[Kiana: I'll swap with you! As the Big Sis of all the Kianas, I'm definitely taking care of this!]
[Wangsheng Funeral Parlor (Genshin Impact) Workhorse: Since when did you become our Big Sis, sister!?]
[Gojo Kiana: Looking at the current combat power in the group, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call her Big Sis, right~?]
Kiana sent a swap request. After the other party agreed, Kiana felt her vision blur for a moment.
Once her vision returned to normal, Kiana, now in Higashijima Kiana's body, looked toward the center of the park.
"The body feels a bit weak. Do you not exercise often?"
Kiana tested the body; at best, it had the physical strength of an ordinary adult.
It seems I can only rely on the moves I learned from A Hua to deal with these guys.
[Kamen Rider: This is how an ordinary person is supposed to be, okay...]
"I guess that's true... Forget it, just sit there. When someone comes to report, just reply with 'uh-huh' and 'yeah,' then tell me the specific situation."
Kiana slowly stood up from behind the slide, patted down her slightly dirty sailor uniform, and removed the coconut hanging from her side-ponytail.
Kiana's current image was exactly that of a lively girl-next-door.
[Kamen Rider: OK, I'm good at that!]
Kiana nodded and then walked toward those strange people.
"Um..."
"Eh? Nana, don't come over here! It's dangerous!"
Seeing Kiana walk over, Higashijima Tanzaburo's pupils constricted behind his mask, and he quickly reached out his hand to stop her loudly.
Kiana, however, just shrugged indifferently and then raised both arms to stretch.
"Mmm~ feels good... Bring it on, everyone."
After stretching, Kiana took an offensive stance, hooked her finger at the Shocker Combatants, and stuck out her tongue provocatively.
"Yee!"
A Shocker Combatant shouted and rushed toward Kiana with a raised fist.
"Nana!!!"
Higashijima Tanzaburo's eyes nearly split from rage. He kicked off the ground, creating a small pit, and lunged toward the Shocker Combatant attacking Kiana.
But the other combatants gave him no chance to help, blocking him.
All the combatants began to move, attacking the nearest targets.
But... once they made their move, they felt that something was not quite right.
Thump—!
Bang—!
"Yee...!!" xN
The man in the leather jacket, full of Showa-era style, kicked the Shockers attacking him one by one, sending them flying.
Meanwhile, the woman cosplaying as Tackle used her excellent footwork and judo techniques to knock down all the Shockers in front of her.
Desperate to save his niece, Higashijima Tanzaburo's thick arms bulged with veins as he punched the Shockers into the ground one by one.
Kiana glanced sideways and saw that those strange-looking people had actually taken down the combatants so quickly.
"What are these people's bodies made of? I thought this was a world of ordinary people?"
Kiana muttered to herself, then sidestepped to dodge a punch from a combatant trying to sneak up on her.
"Cunxin Fist Style..."
Kiana clenched her right fist and delivered a punch to the combatant's waist.
"Yee!"
The combatant clutched his kidney and slumped to the ground, spitting out an unknown liquid.
Although the combatant had no visible wounds, his entire kidney had been shattered by internal force.
Kiana suddenly felt a subtle shift in the airflow behind her. She crouched down, dodging a sneak attack from behind.
"Cunjin: Sky Cleaver!"
Bang—!
The half-squatting Kiana spun around suddenly and threw a punch diagonally upward.
After a muffled thud, the combatant who had tried to sneak up on her flew away like a kite with a broken string.
After taking down two combatants, Kiana rubbed her aching wrist and realized she didn't have much stamina left.
"Getting tired after just two hits? You really should exercise more with your uncle."
With a rosy flush on her cheeks and panting slightly, Kiana looked at the screen.
[Kamen Rider: Uh... okay... I didn't expect my slovenly uncle to be so strong...]
On the other side, Higashijima Tanzaburo looked at Kiana, who had dealt with the combatants on her own. His eyes widened behind his mask, almost popping out.
This child of his late sister, whose custody he had just taken over, was actually this fierce?!
And her power-delivery techniques seemed more than just a little bit better than his own unrefined style!
"Isn't this child Higashijima Kiana from our class?!"
Tackle walked over and said in surprise as she looked at the slightly panting Kiana.
[Kamen Rider: Ah! Teacher Okada Yuriko...]
Kiana caught a glimpse of Higashijima Kiana's bullet comment and bowed slightly to Okada Yuriko.
"Good evening, Teacher Yuriko..."
"Good evening..."
Since when was this child so polite?
"Ah! So Teacher Yuriko is a Kamen Rider! That's amazing!"
Sensing Yuriko's puzzled gaze, Kiana quickly changed the subject and looked at her with admiration.
"Didn't Nana always say that me watching Kamen Rider was super lame...?"
Higashijima Tanzaburo scratched his head, his brow furrowed in confusion.
[Kamen Rider: Your impression of me is not like me at all...]
[Kiana: How should I know what you're usually like!]
"I'm stopping the act..."
Kiana dropped her previous exaggerated expression and pointed at the female combatant who seemed stunned over there.
"Are you guys not going to fight that one? Then I'll make my move."
"No! Eucaliss, she—she's my girlfriend!"
The yellow-haired man in the dark blue shirt and tie spread his arms to block the Female Shocker, his eyes filled with determination.
Da—da—
Just then, the sound of leather shoes stepping on the ground came from the park entrance.
"To think you could take down so many combatants..."
(Series Title: Higashijima Tanzaburo Wants to Become a Kamen Rider)
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