Chapter 133 All Realms Come to Pay Their Respects! The Great Emperor's Wedding of the Century
"Ding! Detected that host Ye Feng has torn up the 'Primordial Script,' officially transcending logic and achieving the status of 'The Only True God in the Entire Dimension'!" "Because the host misses the barbecue and ice-cold beer of Earth, the system has automatically cleared the area within a hundred miles of the Bund in Shanghai. Current environment: Due to the host's excessively noble aura, the gravity of the entire Earth is rising wildly, and the high-ranking officials of the Dragon Kingdom and global superhuman organizations are in a state of extreme panic!" "Notification: The owner of the barbecue stall the host once loved is being extorted for protection by local thugs. Does the host wish to activate: Dimensional Reduction Strike, to let them know what 'the etiquette of an emperor eating barbecue' is?"
Shanghai, the Bund.
The once bustling financial center is now eerily silent. The streets for miles around are deserted, with only the surging Huangpu River flowing upstream in a strange manner, as if it has sensed some kind of ancient pressure, and is paying homage to the master of this land.
Rip!
The once tranquil void was suddenly torn apart like a rag, and a dark golden divine rainbow crossed billions of dimensions, landing precisely on the viewing platform of the Bund.
Ye Feng remained as nonchalant as ever, wearing a black hoodie and canvas shoes, but the occasional glint in his deep, abyss-like eyes could extinguish the stars. He took a deep breath of the air, thick with car exhaust and the fishy smell of the Huangpu River, a thoroughly satisfied smile spreading across his face.
"That's the taste. Even after smoking a lot of cigars, I still think this Hongtashan cigar tastes better."
Ye Feng casually pulled a crumpled pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lightly pressed the button on the lighter.
boom--!
That tiny flame, in its flickering moment, caused a violent tremor in the global magnetic field. The alarms of the Dragon Kingdom's Earthquake Bureau blared through the sky, and countless satellite monitoring images were instantly scrambled by that single spark.
"Captain, the spiritual energy here is too thin. I feel like I've crawled into a vacuum-sealed plastic bag."
Hu Yanli's towering figure emerged from the void, carrying two large jars of "Divine Blood Brew," priceless throughout the myriad realms. To avoid crushing this blue planet, he had to forcibly seal his power ninety-nine times, yet even so, with each step he took, the earth's crust groaned under the unbearable weight.
"I told you to keep a low profile, not to hold your pee." Ye Feng rolled his eyes at him, then looked at a small alley not far away. "Come on, my old 'Midnight Diner' is right there. Ali, put away that armor today, we're here for some skewers, don't scare Old Wang to death."
"Hehe, I understand. I'm just a porter now." Hu Yanli transformed into a burly man wearing a tank top and smiled憨厚ly.
Shanghai, the old alley of Changning Road.
In this prime location where every inch of land is precious, "Wang's Old Barbecue" is the only place that hasn't been demolished. The blackened signboard and greasy floor hold all of Ye Feng's youthful memories from when he was just an ordinary person.
However, things were not peaceful at the barbecue stall at that moment.
"Old Wang, the protection fee should go up this month! Do you know how many extraordinary awakened individuals there are now? If we didn't have spirit stones to support us, how would we have the strength to keep this place safe?"
A thug with dyed green hair and bizarre array tattoos on his arms kicked over a folding table by the door. Behind him were several equally impetuous hooligans, each carrying a glowing "particle vibrator".
This is the chaos that has ensued after the spiritual energy revival of Blue Star. Some scum who have awakened the lowest level of supernatural abilities believe that they have mastered extraordinary power and have begun to rule over this mortal street.
"My lords, I really have no money left... My son failed to awaken, and we still need spirit stones for his medical treatment..." Old Wang, with his full head of white hair, knelt on the ground and pleaded bitterly.
"No money? Then use your son's corneas to pay off your debt! You failed awakening, you're useless even with your eyes on!" The green-haired thug's face was contorted with rage as he raised his vibrator to smash it down.
Just then, an index finger covered in cigarette ash gently rested on Green Hair's shoulder.
"Dude, I'm taking this place. If you get lost now, I'll make sure you're reborn as a human in your next life. If you move again, I'll turn you into a pile of non-recyclable garbage right now."
Ye Feng's voice was calm, yet it was like a heavy hammer that struck the deepest part of Green Hair's soul.
The green-haired thug froze. He turned around, looked at the ordinary-looking young man in the hoodie, and immediately laughed angrily: "Where did this idiot come from? Daring to meddle in my business? Do you even know I'm from the 'Mad Lion Gang'..."
Bang--!
Before Green Hair could finish speaking, his body seemed to collide with a rapidly flying meteor. Without any bloodshed, to everyone's horrified gaze, this living person instantly turned into an extremely fine cloud of atomic dust, which was blown away without a trace by a gentle breeze in the alley.
"You talk too much nonsense." Ye Feng withdrew his hand as if he had done something insignificant.
"My lord! My lord, spare us!" The remaining thugs were so frightened that they collapsed to the ground, soiling themselves. Although they were of low rank, they knew what it meant to have a method that could make someone vanish into thin air.
"Ali, clean up these scumbags and throw their souls into the 'Endless Toilet Dimension' so they can lick toilets for ten thousand years." Ye Feng waved his hand and walked straight towards the dumbfounded Old Wang.
"Old Wang, what are you daydreaming about? Two hundred skewers of red willow branches, ten cases of ice-cold beer, the undiluted kind." Ye Feng pulled out a greasy chair, sat down with an air of authority, and smiled like a child coming home from school.
"Ye... Ye Feng? You're that little Ye from back then?" Old Wang rubbed his eyes, his voice trembling.
"It's me. Old Wang, I'm doing pretty well these days. You can just grill whatever you want today, and I'll pay you whatever you want." Ye Feng waved his hand casually, and a black gold card made of "pure spirit stone" landed on the greasy table.
This card is enough to buy the entire GDP of the Dragon Kingdom.
Just as Old Wang was shakily starting a fire, a flurry of footsteps suddenly came from outside the alley.
Rumble—!
A dozen high-tech armed helicopters flashing red and blue lights blocked the sky. At the end of the street, a team of soldiers dressed in dark red combat uniforms, their powerful aura freezing the air, sped towards them.
Leading the group was none other than Shen Cangsheng, the War God of the Dragon Kingdom and the current Commander-in-Chief of the Blue Star Branch of the Star Sea Federation.
He was covered in sweat, his face as pale as paper. As the only "half-step Nascent Soul" realm expert on Blue Star, he had just sensed the terrifying fluctuations that flashed across the sky above Shanghai, fluctuations powerful enough to restart the universe.
When he saw the young man sitting in front of the street stall, munching on a skewer of meat, Shen Cangsheng's heart nearly jumped out of his throat.
"The Dragon Kingdom, amidst the suffering of its people... pays homage to the Great Emperor!"
Thump!
This once invincible war god on Earth didn't hesitate at all. He knelt down on the muddy ground in front of the barbecue stall, his forehead pressed heavily to the ground, his whole body trembling like a leaf.
The thousands of elite warriors behind him instantly knelt down, and the sound of heavy armor hitting the ground echoed throughout the alley.
"Greetings, Your Majesty! Long live the Great Emperor!"
Old Wang's fan fell directly into the charcoal fire. He was almost driven mad as he watched those "big shots" he could only look up to on TV kneeling in front of his stall.
"Chen Cangsheng? What are you doing here?" Ye Feng took a sip of his ice-cold beer and frowned in displeasure. "I just wanted to have some skewers in peace and quiet today. With this entourage, are you planning to make me treat you to kidneys?"
"Your subordinate wouldn't dare! Your subordinate deserves to die!" Shen Cangsheng was so frightened that his soul almost left his body, and he kowtowed frantically. "Your subordinate learned that the Great Emperor was coming, so he came to protect him! By the way... by the way, I would like to ask the Great Emperor to allow me to work here as a waiter to serve dishes, to show my loyalty!"
"Work as waiters?" Ye Feng glanced at him, then looked at the kneeling soldiers. "Fine. If you want to work, then don't wear this uniform. Ali, go get them some white aprons. If there's even the slightest mistake in cleaning this alley or supplying all the beer in Shanghai today, I'll stuff all of you 'war gods' into the reactor as fuel."
"Yes! Thank you for your great grace, Your Majesty!" Shen Cangsheng felt as if he had been granted a pardon and actually showed an extremely excited smile. He took off his general's uniform, quickly tied on an apron, and began washing vegetables and dishes.
For a time, Old Wang's barbecue stall witnessed an absurd scene that would go down in history.
Ye Feng, the sole ruler of all realms, sat on a broken chair eating skewers. Hu Yanli, the number one warrior of all realms, carried beer beside him. Shen Cangsheng, the God of War of Blue Star, chopped onions by the stove. Outside the door, thousands of elite superpowered warriors vigilantly watched every fly that tried to fly into the alley.
"Brother Feng, you're so biased! You didn't even invite us to eat something delicious."
The void rippled once more, and three stunningly beautiful figures slowly emerged. Ning Rongrong wore a light purple jumpsuit, Su Jiu'er wore tight hot pants, and even the proud Sword Empress had changed into a modern crop top.
Their appearance instantly increased the spiritual energy of the entire city by a factor of ten thousand, and the originally gloomy sky was adorned with thousands of rays of light, as if a fairyland had descended to earth.
"Hiss—!" Shen Cangsheng gasped, almost dropping the onion in his hand.
These three... each of them exudes an aura heavier than the entire planet Earth! Is this the Emperor's harem? It's utterly terrifying!
"Sit down, everyone sit down. Old Wang, add another three hundred beef tendons!" Ye Feng laughed heartily, pulled Jiu'er to sit down beside him, and placed his large hand unceremoniously on her long, jade-like legs.
"You women, aren't you tired of eating dragon liver and phoenix marrow in the temple? This barbecue in the mortal world is all about 'enjoyment'!"
"Brother Feng is right. As long as you're here, even eating coarse food is sweet." Ning Rongrong smiled sweetly and skillfully opened a bottle of wine for Ye Feng.
That night, the lights of Shanghai shone brighter than ever before. That night, the highest levels of humanity couldn't sleep a wink.
Ye Feng sat in front of the barbecue stall amidst the smoky smoke, watching his confidante laughing and joking beside him, watching the Blue Star War God bustling about, and listening to Old Wang's rambling in his local accent.
He felt that his imperial heart, which had been cold for millions of years, had finally been completely warmed up at this moment.
"Ali, we're running out of beer! Go connect the production line at the Shanghai Brewery! Tonight, I'm going to make sure the Huangpu River is filled with beer!"
"Alright, Captain!"
Under the starlight, on the completely boiling blue planet, Ye Feng raised the wine bottle and shook it at the endless starry sky.
"I've conquered all the heavens." "I've dominated all the worlds." "But I haven't had enough of this mortal realm yet!"
I am Ye Feng. I can rule the world with an iron fist, or I can lie drunk on the street. Anyone who dares to ruin my mood for eating skewers, I'll make this entire dimension pay with their life!
Amidst the smoke and the emperor's wild laughter, the book once again unveils the most absurd, most real, and most exhilarating chapter of human life!
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