They say life is precious, yet here I am wasting two of them. I'm truly pathetic; it's embarrassing. I don't think I've ever felt worse before. I feel disgusted at myself. I need to reevaluate my life. It was so humbling when I first came to this universe. I realized how arrogant I was as a high school student. In the Dragon Ball universe, it felt like I was in a tunnel. Four days felt like an eternity. It made me realize how meaningless life was when everything was planned for you. I woke up every day for one thing and one thing only, Bulma. This period of reincarnation made me wonder, why did I even like her? The four days I worked, she used me as a slave, making me do all of her dirty work. Was it her looks that drove me to do such ridiculous things? What does that make me?
Am I shallow?
Am I superficial?
What kind of man am I?
I'm a fucking pervert, but I don't wanna accept it.
Forget about the past, focus on the future. They all say.
But how is one supposed to live with his sins?
I've fallen for lust, and I must seek forgiveness.
I'm so sorry, Bulma.
I can't even fathom imagining you. I feel disgusting and worthless.
I open my eyes
The light is so bright, it blinds me. I have to man up and walk with my sins. The last thing I remember was getting murdered by Vegeta. The physical pain couldn't even compare to the mental pain I felt at that moment. I'm a new man. I've been reincarnated.
I'm lying on my back looking at the pitch-black sky. It's all so uncomfortable. I'm lying down on a rock. I put all my strength into just getting up; it's pathetic.
As I finally stand up, I look down at my torso to see that...
I've been reincarnated as a Majin Guu...