Chapter 174 - 40

Chapter 40: Naruto Arrives by Bike, This BGM Almost Took Out Zabuza"Kakashi."Zabuza's voice was a bit dry, carrying a hint of hesitation."Is this a new Ninjutsu developed by you in Konoha?""A visual distraction?""Or some forbidden technique that sacrifices dignity in exchange for power?"Kakashi covered his face with one hand.He really wanted to say he didn't know this green-skinned monster.But the Konoha symbol on the forehead protector made it impossible for him to deny it."I suppose so."Kakashi spoke vaguely."In any case, it's dangerous, so be careful.""Hmph."Zabuza sneered. Although he sounded disdainful, his body honestly recoiled a bit.That kind of outfit... it looked sinister just by looking at it.What if it was poisonous?"Cut the crap!"Sasuke was on the verge of a breakdown.Zabuza's look, as if he were staring at a pervert, completely ignited the powder keg in his heart.Kill him.As long as everyone who saw this outfit was killed, no one would know what happened tonight.Swish!Sasuke turned into a green streak of light and rushed towards Zabuza.The speed was astonishingly fast."So fast!"Haku, hiding in the shadows, was taken aback.He had originally intended to use senbon to ambush him, but that green figure left strong afterimages on his retinas, making his eyes ache.Haku had no choice but to reveal himself to intercept.Clang!The Kunai and senbon collided, sparks flying everywhere.Haku stood in front of Sasuke, looking at the face inches away, and that... outfit that was impossible to look at directly."Um..."Haku hesitated for a moment, his body subconsciously leaning back, as if afraid of getting something unclean on him."This... Mr. Ninja.""Although we are enemies.""But out of humanitarianism, I suggest you put on a jacket."Pfft.Sasuke felt like an arrow had pierced his chest."Shut up!"Sasuke's eyes were bloodshot, his single-tomoe Sharingan spinning wildly.He gave up on defense.It was a completely suicidal fighting style.Every move was aimed straight at Haku's vitals.Haku frowned.He didn't want to kill anyone; he just wanted to stall for time.But he found it difficult to get close.Not only because Sasuke had become faster.But also because...Every time he wanted to use Taijutsu to attack Sasuke, seeing that butt imprinted with an old hen, his outstretched hand would instinctively pull back.It was too disgusting.He really couldn't bring himself to strike.Thus.An extremely bizarre scene appeared on the battlefield.A teenager wearing a fluorescent green bodysuit was chasing and attacking like a mad dog.And Haku, known as a genius youth, was fighting while retreating as if avoiding a plague, looking completely disgusted.Kakashi watched this scene and silently lowered the hand he was preparing to use for hand signs."This...""Can also be considered a form of tactical suppression, right?"Just as the battle fell into this strange stalemate.Zzzzt—A harsh crackle of electricity suddenly pierced through the thick fog.Immediately after.Dynamic DJ dance music echoed across the bridge."Untz-untz, untz-untz!""The vast horizon is my love!""Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains!"Everyone was stunned.Zabuza almost slipped off his sword hilt.Haku stopped moving.Sasuke closed his eyes in despair.He's here.That devil is here.Deep in the thick fog.A dilapidated bicycle slowly rode out.Naruto was holding the handlebars with one hand, carrying that large loudspeaker with the other, his head bobbing to the rhythm of the music.Behind him.Followed by a cold-faced Tsunami.And Inari, holding a dripping fruit knife, his eyes as fierce as a wolf cub.This combination.No matter how you looked at it, it was out of place.It was like an auntie going to the market to buy groceries, bringing along her butcher son who had just killed someone, accidentally wandering into a gang fight."Yo."Naruto squeezed the brakes.The bicycle let out a harsh screech and stopped in the center of the battlefield.He turned off the music in the loudspeaker.Those azure eyes scanned the entire scene, finally landing on Zabuza."Uncle Zabuza."Naruto raised the loudspeaker, his voice amplified, making everyone's eardrums buzz."Still playing with your humidifier?""The quality of this fog isn't great, is the PM2.5 over the limit?""It's not even as clear as the visibility in my bathroom when taking a shower."The veins on Zabuza's forehead twitched.It's this brat again.That monster who caught his giant sword with bare hands."And that one over there."Naruto turned the loudspeaker towards Sasuke."The pervert in the green skin.""Stop wiggling around.""You were average-looking to begin with, and wearing this makes it even more of an eyesore.""Are you trying to laugh your opponents to death so you can inherit their estate?"Sasuke: "..."He wanted to kill someone.Really.If he weren't unable to beat Naruto, he would have rushed over to die together with him."Naruto!"Kakashi body-flickered to Naruto's side, vigilantly protecting Tsunami and Inari."Why did you bring them here?""This is a battlefield!""A battlefield?"Naruto sneered.He jumped off the bicycle and tossed it aside."I think this is just a large-scale cosplay event.""A mummy wrapped in bandages.""A masked Kamen Rider.""And a pervert in a bodysuit."Naruto walked over to Tsunami.He reached out naturally and wrapped his arm around the slender waist of this married woman.Tsunami's body stiffened for a moment, but she didn't resist; instead, she leaned against Naruto.The scene back at home had completely conquered this young woman's heart.On this chaotic night, only this teenager's embrace was safe."Let me introduce her."Naruto patted Tsunami's shoulder."This is someone I'm protecting.""Whoever dares to touch her.""I'll let them know why the flowers are so red."Boom!An invisible aura erupted from Naruto.[Ding! Showing off successfully.][Triggered system reward: Cao Cao's Coercion (Attractiveness to married women +50%, intimidation towards small fry +100%).]Naruto let go of Tsunami."Take Inari and watch from the side.""Teach your son a lesson.""Watch what a real battle is."Tsunami nodded and pulled Inari back to a safe zone.At this moment, Inari was gripping that bloody fruit knife tightly.He stared fixedly at Zabuza.There was no fear.Only a fierce determination to tear the enemy apart.Naruto was very satisfied.This child had grown crooked.But it was a good kind of crooked.In this world, only crooked trees are not easily broken by the wind.After dealing with his family.Naruto turned around and looked at the masked youth.Haku.Haku was standing not far away, looking at Narutowith complex eyes."We meet again."Naruto whistled."Changed outfits so soon?""But this mask is too ugly.""It blocks your stunning face; it's simply a waste of natural beauty.""I suggest you try a cat-girl look next time.""That would suit you better."Haku: "..."Even through the mask, one could feel his face burning.This person's mouth was indeed as sharp as ever.And...That kind of uninhibited teasing made his originally firm killing intent crack.He remembered that afternoon.That bowl of ramen.And that phrase, "Even if you get rusty, I'll still keep you on the shelf."The senbon in his hand suddenly felt a bit heavy.Does he really want to kill?Kill this... the only person who saw through him?