*Note: I'm thinking about translating a fic that I read a long time ago but I liked it. There are two of them. A Detective Conan fic and a Honkai Impact fic. The second one is still publishing and have more than 1000 chapters and the first one have like 600 or so and is finished. +1 in the comments if you want the first one or +2 in the comments if you want the second one.
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The Delusional King's Return
In the southeastern region of the Douluo Continent lay the serene, glowing expanse of the Blue Silver Forest.
After learning of Ah Yin's exact whereabouts, Fu Ye wasted no time and surged toward the forest at breakneck speed. Back in his inner pocket world, upon experiencing the mind-melting density of the Immortal Divine Qi, Ah Wu had cutely requested to stay behind until she successfully broke through to the rank of a First-Class God before returning to the human world to play.
Naturally, Fu Ye had raised both hands in absolute, enthusiastic approval.
With his gorgeous wife possessing such a fiery drive for self-improvement, how could he afford to slack off? He planned to settle all the petty mortal affairs on the continent first. Then, when the time was right to ascend and "pick flowers" throughout the Douluo Divine Realm, he would simply max out his system cheat adjustments and violently drag his cultivation level straight up to the Creation God tier.
Jie jie jie...
Meanwhile, just outside the borders of the Blue Silver Forest, a ragged, visually repulsive, and heavily tanned youth stumbled into the outer perimeter. His skin was stained dark from his recent dungeon stay, his clothes were little more than torn rags, and his eyes were completely filled with thick, overflowing tears of unadulterated self-pity.
Who else could this pathetic creature be but our grand, gloriously reincarnated Divine King Tang Chuan?
"Mother! Your son has been deeply unfilial!!!"
Tang Chuan's hysterical, ground-shaking wail echoed violently across the quiet borders of the forest.
Deep within the sacred heart of the domain, the exquisitely beautiful Ah Yin was currently sunbathing on a plush lounge chair, softly humming a cheerful melody. The sudden, screeching ghostly wail from the perimeter violently startled her, causing her to instantly snap her beautiful blue eyes open.
"Hmm? What kind of suicidal, brainless trash is crying like it's a funeral inside my private territory?" Ah Yin muttered, her delicate brows knitting together in immediate disgust.
Rumble...
An ancient, gold-veined Blue Silver King root smoothly broke through the fertile earth, assembling itself into a towering, wrinkled wooden face before her. The ancient guardian bowed its massive head with absolute, unwavering reverence.
"Our sovereign Empress... the trespasser at the border possesses a faint, highly distorted trace of the Blue Silver Royal lineage within his core," the old guardian reported respectfully.
"Tsk. I don't care what he has. Deal with him immediately," Ah Yin dismissed casually, shifting her voluptuous posture to continue soaking in the warm sun. "I will not tolerate anyone disturbing the sacred peace of my Blue Silver Forest."
The Reality of a "Sacrifice"
As thousands of thick, vibrant Blue Silver vines began to rapidly snake across the outer forest floor, the kneeling, weeping Tang Chuan instantly detected a massive, overwhelmingly dense wave of pure life-force surging directly toward him.
It's coming! She feels it! She has finally sensed the supreme, unyielding majesty of my inner Blue Silver Emperor bloodline! She is actively rushing out to sacrifice her entire cultivation base to me so I can completely sublimate my royal lineage!
At that exact thought, a look of supreme, wildly arrogant ecstasy warped Tang Chuan's hideous face. He raised his swollen face toward the heavens, his veins bulging violently as he roared at the top of his lungs:
"Hahaha!!! Thirty years East, thirty years West, do not bully a poor youth! Sooner or later, I will completely tear back absolutely everything that rightfully belongs to me!!!"
He screamed until his face was completely crimson, his breathing as heavy as a rampaging bull. Looking down at his reflection in the nearby river, he smirked with ultimate self-satisfaction. He knew with absolute certainty that his facial structure was about to undergo a supreme, god-tier transformation. He was about to become the single most jaw-droppingly handsome man on the face of the continent!
SNAP.
The massive root of the Blue Silver King shot out from beneath the dirt, ruthlessly clamping onto Tang Chuan's ankle and violently dragging his body face-first through the mud.
Yes! Exactly! This is the perfect, canonical plot trajectory! I am being escorted into the inner sanctum to awaken my supreme—
Before his delusional fantasy could even finish playing out, a deep, incredibly cold, and ancient voice vibrated directly within his ears.
"Considering this is your very first trespass, your life shall be spared. This is merely a stern warning."
CRACK!
A violent, wind-cleaving sound tore through the air as a thick, thorny vine smashed with devastating kinetic force directly across Tang Chuan's lower back and waist.
"ARGHHH!!! MY BACK!!!"
SPLASH!
With a casual flick, the Blue Silver King effortlessly flipped its root, launching Tang Chuan through the air like a piece of garbage and dumping his broken body straight into the center of the muddy riverbed. The old guardian knew its Empress loved peace and thoroughly despised unnecessary slaughter, so a simple, bone-shattering beating was more than enough.
Climbing out of the freezing water, Tang Chuan's entire soul burned with an absolute, world-ending rage. He was the son of the supreme Blue Silver Emperor! He was a member of the highest nobility! How dare a lowly, mindless plant creature subject his sacred body to such horrific humiliation?!
Concealed deep within his chest, the clone of the Rakshasa God merely chuckled with dark, sinister amusement. It didn't care about the boy's humiliation; the denser and more toxic Tang Chuan's inner resentment became, the more perfectly suited he was to become the ultimate trash-can for the Rakshasa Divine Throne.
The Shattered Mind of the God
Right as Fu Ye officially stepped onto the borders of the Blue Silver Forest, his divine senses instantly locked onto Tang Chuan's muddy, shaking form. A cold, deeply sarcastic smirk played on his lips as he saw through the boy's pathetic schemes.
"Silver baby, it's time to pack up! We are moving into our magnificent new home!" Fu Ye called out, his deep, magnetic voice effortlessly cutting through the rustling leaves.
WOOSH—
The absolute millisecond his voice vibrated through the trees, the dense, impenetrable thickets of the Blue Silver Forest instantly split open, forming a perfectly straight, wide emerald pathway.
A breathtakingly beautiful, exquisitely sculpted young maiden came sprinting down the path at breakneck speed. Her voluptuous, perfectly proportioned body curves bounced beautifully with every step, and her flawless face radiated nothing but pure, unadulterated adoration.
"Husband! Your Ah Yin missed you so, so incredibly much!"
O(≧口≦)O
Exactly like Ah Wu before her, the moment Ah Yin reached Fu Ye, she launched her soft, fragrant body directly into his chest, her slender arms wrapping tightly around his neck as she refused to let go.
Sensing the intoxicating, fresh floral scent filling his nostrils and the soft, yielding warmth pressed flush against his torso, Fu Ye's heart swelled with deep, masculine satisfaction.
"Mnn. From this day forward, you won't have to stay inside this lonely forest anymore. I'm taking you to our sovereign Heavenly Palace," Fu Ye smiled smoothly, reaching out to gently pinch her porcelain, flawlessly smooth cheek. It was incredibly soft, highly elastic, and perfectly warm to the touch.
"Husband... kiss me!"
Their lips instantly locked into a deep, intensely passionate embrace.
The kiss wasn't overly prolonged, but the sheer, unbridled sweetness of the display violently shattered the spiritual foundation of a certain muddy onlooker standing by the river bank.
Standing knee-deep in the river silt, Tang Chuan's face completely contorted into a grotesque, vein-popping mask of pure horror. His eyes bulged so violently they looked ready to tear from their sockets, his teeth grinding together so hard they nearly shattered.
After a long, suffocating silence filled with absolute, soul-crushing jealousy, he unleashed a blood-curdling screech:
"MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU TRULY WORTHY OF MY FATHER?!"
Tang Chuan's emotionally charged, hysterical roar violently interrupted the sweet, romantic atmosphere.
Hearing that wretched voice scream the word 'Mom' at her again, a massive flash of pure, unadulterated fury ignited within Ah Yin's gentle heart. However, before she could even summon her vines to slaughter the insect, Fu Ye casually reached down, wrapped his powerful arms tightly around her slender waist, and pulled her into an even more dominant embrace.
With a simple thought, Fu Ye deployed an absolute spiritual silence barrier around them. The surrounding world instantly pressed the mute button, completely blocking out Tang Chuan's pathetic screeching as Fu Ye deeply, thoroughly claimed Ah Yin's soft lips once more, their tongues intertwining in a display of uninhibited affection.
After a long, breathless interval, Fu Ye finally parted from her lips.
Ah Yin's face was completely flushed with a breathtaking crimson glow, her large blue eyes pooling with deep shyness and absolute, unconditional devotion as she clung to his chest.
Turning his gaze back toward the river bank, Fu Ye noticed that the fiery rage on Tang Chuan's face had completely frozen into a state of hollow, catatonic impotence. The boy desperately wanted to scream more insults, but his throat was so tightly constricted by raw despair that he couldn't form a single syllable.
"Oh, Tang Chuan? Weren't you safely locked away inside the absolute deepest dungeons of Spirit Hall?" Fu Ye chuckled, his voice overflowing with casual, razor-sharp mockery. "Don't tell me a pathetic little creature like you actually managed to pull off a jailbreak?"
Fu Ye's mocking words finally snapped Tang Chuan out of his daze. Completely ignoring the question, he pointed a trembling, muddy finger and shrieked like a maniac:
"Fu Ye! You absolute, filthy bastard! Release my mother this instant!!!"
Hearing this hideous, deformed youth repeatedly claim to be her son in front of her beloved man, the gentle, elegant aura surrounding Ah Yin instantly vanished, replaced by an incredibly terrifying, homicidal chill.
She had absolutely zero children! Her only husband was Fu Ye! Her entire body, soul, and virgin purity belonged solely to Fu Ye!
"SHUT UP!!!"
BOOM!
Under Ah Yin's absolute, rage-fueled spiritual command, a massive, razor-sharp Blue Silver King root violently erupted from beneath the mud, completely impaling Tang Chuan's right thigh and spraying a heavy geyser of fresh blood across the grass.
Yet, the moment after she launched the attack, she spun around and looked up at Fu Ye with a completely terrified, deeply aggrieved expression, thick tears welling up in her beautiful blue eyes.
"Husband... I swear to you, I don't have any children! I have never, ever betrayed you! My body is perfectly clean, I truly..."
Seeing her panic to the point of nearly bursting into tears out of fear of losing his affection, Fu Ye's expression instantly softened. He pulled her tightly against his chest, his strong hand gently stroking her back.
"Silly girl, you are my most precious, adorable wife. I naturally believe in your absolute purity one hundred percent."
Fu Ye's soothing embrace didn't loosen for a second. However, as his golden eyes slowly shifted toward the screaming, bleeding Tang Chuan who had dared to reduce his beautiful wife to tears... a terrifying, absolute murderous intent exploded from his gaze.
"Divine Sword Zhenyue—Appear!"
SHING—!
In the absolute blink of an eye, a blinding, world-tearing flash of pure celestial sword-qi materialized in the air, slicing straight toward Tang Chuan's exposed neck with flawless, lethal precision.
Sensing the apocalyptic power of the oncoming strike, the Rakshasa God remnant locked inside the boy's core completely panicked. It could feel with absolute certainty that the handsome youth standing before them possessed an active spiritual prowess that was already infinitely close to a true, primordial God!
BANG!
A sudden, violent explosion of dark crimson blood erupted from Tang Chuan's chest. Before the golden sword-qi could completely sever his skull, a massive, choking wall of pure, concentrated divine evil energy completely swallowed his bleeding form, forcefully tearing through space and teleporting him away from the forest.
Staring at the fading spatial distortions in the empty air, Fu Ye coldly retracted his divine sword, a dangerous smirk playing on his lips.
"Hmph. The Rakshasa God, is it? Just you wait, you wretched cockroach... the absolute second I ascend to the Divine Realm, I am going to personally crush you into absolute paste!"