(Greek Mythology) The Abyss of the Underworld
Chapter 106
After the Trojan War had dragged on for some time, the Greek coalition had gained the upper hand. Zeus, who had promised Thetis to help the Trojans, felt things were getting uneasy.
Then, he cheerfully ordered all the gods that no one, whether helping the Trojans or the Greeks, was to take action that day.
Then, Zeus leisurely went and personally helped the Trojans.
Don't ask me why. If I were to guess, it's probably because there were too many gods involved for Zeus to keep track of, and it wouldn't be convenient for him to take sides. [Smiling face.jpg]
What a terrible act of dishonesty! It's exactly the same as unplugging someone's internet cable when you're at a disadvantage in a game.
The gods, all rubbing their hands together, ready for a big battle: Utterly dumbfounded ╭(°A°`)╮
(*_)ノ<(＃＃)>彡 At times like this, they need a roasted sweet potato to calm down and control their urge to kill gods.
Someone: What if I don't want to control myself at all? (Just asking weakly)
Floating Life: Good luck, I support you in spirit. ( _)
Someone: No need, thank you. -_-||
The Greeks initially held the advantage on the battlefield, but Zeus unleashed a bolt of lightning that struck the Greek army, using this ominous sign to intimidate them and demoralize them.
During the battle between Diomedes and Hector, Diomedes, also initially had the upper hand. However, equally unfortunately, knowing that the deaths of Hector and Diomedes in battle would change the course of the war and allow the Greeks to conquer Troy that same day, Zeus again sent several bolts of lightning near Diomedes, forcing him to flee.
In short, Zeus went to great lengths to favor the Trojans, even abandoning his dignity.
#Let'sTalkAboutThatShamelessKingOfTheGods#
#OnThePractical Demonstration of Shamelessness in Greek Mythology#
But Your Majesty, when you did all this, did you remember Her Majesty the Queen of the Gods on Mount Olympus?
Zeus's warnings might work on ordinary gods, but for His Highness the Queen of the Gods →_→
Hera: Sorry, I've received too many warnings; I'm immune to them now.
Unlike Rhea, the dignified and gentle queen of the seasons, Hera is a true warrior unafraid of power. From hunting down rivals to persecuting illegitimate children, from verbally attacking Zeus to conspiring with other gods in rebellion, there's nothing she wouldn't dare to do.
Zeus has tried to scold her and punish her, but to no avail. Hera remains steadfastly fighting on the front lines against Zeus, never giving up even when slightly wounded, and never stopping even when seriously injured. She is dedicated to the cause of opposing Zeus, and if you dare warn her, she'll dare to cause trouble in a heartbeat.
Zeus, enjoying the thrill of being high above and in control on the battlefield, is unaware that after failing to persuade her husband, his beloved wife has secretly decided to do something wicked.
To ensure success, Hera took a double precaution. First, under the pretext of reconciling her estranged foster parents, Oceanus and Thetis, she borrowed Aphrodite's magical love belt, capable of bewitching both humans and gods, intending to use her charms. Second, she approached Hypnos, the god of sleep, and asked him to put Zeus into a deep sleep.
Hera, always straightforward and honest, was quite determined to use such a method.
As it turned out, the double insurance was very effective. When her charms failed to divert Zeus's attention from the war, Hera decisively switched to Hypnos, plunging Zeus into a deep sleep.
Hypnos: If it weren't for the better effect, I really wish Zeus could experience the pleasure of nightmares. [Regret.jpg]
Poseidon and Hera's relationship was never particularly good or bad, but when it came to doing bad things, especially concerning Zeus, the two gods always teamed up, perfectly illustrating the saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."
Now, these two good friends appeared together again, as always. With the troublesome being fast asleep, and the other gods finally able to enjoy themselves freely, Hera immediately notified her "good" second "teammate," Poseidon.
Hera: Quick, go and give the Greeks a boost! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Hurry up!
While Poseidon's aesthetic sense was a bit eccentric, his efficiency was quite impressive. While Zeus was still asleep and the other Trojan-supporting gods hadn't even reacted, he had already efficiently turned the tide of the war, so efficiently that the Greeks were almost at the gates of Troy.
The Trojan gods watching from the sidelines: What?! What happened?! [Confused.jpg]
Where's Zeus? Wasn't he supporting Troy? How come the Greeks have gained the upper hand?
Oh, asleep...wait...what?! Asleep?!
At this moment, I'm utterly devastated. Σ( ° △°|||)︴
The Trojan gods: Screw you sleeping, get up and party! [crossed out] Sleeping at such a crucial moment! Zeus, why don't you just fly to the heavens? Get up and uphold justice! (°ー°〃)
Zeus, still under the influence of Hypnos's power: Hey, you motherfucker, I'm going to sleep! (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(_)
The Trojan gods: ╭(╯^╰)╮
The Greek gods: Her Majesty the Queen is absolutely insane! \( o)/*\( o /*.°
The Trojan gods: So angry! But we have to keep smiling. [Smilingly flipping the table.jpg]
The only thing the Trojan gods could be thankful for was that Zeus didn't actually sleep through the entire war; at least he woke up before the Trojans were truly defeated.
A disappointed Hera: Sleep goddess, couldn't you have been a little more generous? It would have been so much better if Zeus had slept until the war was over.
Hypnos: You yourself didn't specify how long Zeus should sleep, so it's my fault for improvising. [Innocent face.jpg] Chapter 106