Chapter: Alien Language & Exposure
(Jay's POV)
Rule number one in life:
Never trust Section E.
Especially not in the group chat.
It started at 9:17 PM.
I was peacefully lying on my bed, texting in the group like usual.
Section E – Chaos Headquarters (23 members)
Yuri: Guys tomorrow math surprise test confirmed.
Cin: I hate life.
Felix: I didn't study.
Eren: None of us studied.
Me: zrxv 9x!! blr knf qtt 7_7
Five seconds of silence.
Then—
Rory: What language is that?
David: Did her phone glitch?
Emman: Is she hacked?
Mayo: I think she summoned something.
Kit: Bro that's not English.
Blaster: It's demon code.
Calix: Someone call a priest.
Josh: Translate pls??
Drew: I'm concerned.
Erdix: Same.
I rolled my eyes.
It's not demon code.
It's efficient.
Also dramatic.
Before I could reply—
Keif: She said "relax idiots I studied already."
The chat exploded.
Yuri: HOW DO YOU KNOW??
Cin: EXCUSE ME??
Felix: That was NOT readable.
Rory: Are you both spies??
Blaster: This is suspicious.
Calix: Wait wait wait.
David: Why can only Keif understand her??
I smirked at my phone.
Me: lma 8p!! kff xyr 3:)
Emman: IT GOT WORSE.
Kit: SHE'S EVOLVING.
Josh: I'm scared.
Cin: Keif translate NOW.
Keif: She said "shut up before I expose you."
Yuri: EXPOSE WHO??
Felix: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
Blaster: Why does he translate so calmly??
Calix: Bro didn't even think.
I typed again.
Me: mkk wtsn 404 brn 1/2
There was a pause.
And then—
Keif: That wasn't for you guys.
The chat went wild.
Yuri: OHHHHHHHH
Cin: SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN
Felix: Was that his full name coded??
Blaster: SHE SAID MARK KEIFER WATSON IN WIFI LANGUAGE
Calix: CONFIRMED.
I sat up in bed.
TRAITORS.
Me: yr all d3d. rip.
Eren: Why is she threatening us in calculator font??
David: Someone screenshot this.
Mayo: I'm studying linguistics just to understand her.
Yuri: Keif how do you decode this so fast??
Keif: Pattern recognition.
Cin: PATTERN RECOGNITION MY FOOT.
Felix: That's boyfriend behavior.
I almost dropped my phone.
Me: bf?? lmf 000.
Blaster: TRANSLATE.
Keif: She said "boyfriend?? shut up."
The group chat went insane.
Yuri: SHE DIDN'T DENY PROPERLY.
Calix: That was a weak denial.
Rory: Very weak.
Erdix: Suspicious activity detected.
Emman: Extremely suspicious.
Josh: Red flag green flag idk.
I typed aggressively.
Me: u all 8iq 2% brn cell.
Cin: WHAT IS 8IQ
Felix: Is that an insult??
Blaster: It feels like an insult.
Keif: She said you all have 2% brain cells.
The betrayal.
The absolute betrayal.
Yuri: Bro translates insults instantly but says nothing when we ask how he knows??
Calix: Because he's the only one who studied Alien Jay Language.
Blaster: AJL certified.
Cin: When did you both create this code??
I froze slightly.
Oh.
They didn't know.
It started randomly.
One day I typed nonsense.
He replied normally.
And then it became a thing.
Me: sys 1st day mth cls 7:14 pm.
The chat paused.
Keif: Don't.
Yuri: DON'T WHAT??
Felix: WHAT HAPPENED AT 7:14 PM??
Blaster: SCANDAL.
Cin: Translate immediately.
Keif: She said nothing important.
LIAR.
I typed again.
Me: he snt "u r nt as annoyng as u thnk."
Dead silence.
Then—
Yuri: HE TEXTED YOU THAT??
Felix: THAT'S FLIRTING.
Calix: That's soft flirting.
Blaster: That's emotional flirting.
Cin: BROOOO.
I could feel my face heating up.
Me: stfu or i leak more.
Keif: She's threatening again.
Yuri: LEAK WHAT ELSE??
Rory: WE WANT HISTORY.
Eren: EXPOSE HIM.
Josh: Please.
I grinned mischievously.
Me: kff 1st to undrstnd my alien 00.
Cin: That means??
Keif didn't reply immediately.
Interesting.
Blaster: TRANSLATE OR WE ASSUME CONFESSION.
After a few seconds—
Keif: She said I was the first to understand her alien language.
Silence.
Then chaos.
Yuri: AWWWWWWWW
Felix: THAT'S ACTUALLY CUTE.
Calix: That's intimate bro.
Blaster: Emotional intimacy detected.
Cin: You two built a secret language??
David: That's next level.
Erdix: Marriage material.
I buried my face in my pillow.
Why are they like this.
Me: u all r sngl 4ever.
Keif: She said you're all single forever.
Yuri: Says the girl who kisses in corridors.
Cin: Says the girl who screams full names.
Blaster: Says the girl who types "mkk wtsn" at 9 PM.
I screamed into my pillow.
Me: mkk wtsn 404 sys gltch.
Keif: She said my system glitched.
Yuri: Yeah glitched when Kiko talked to you.
Felix: Glitched when she said full name.
Calix: Glitched when he kissed you.
The chat became unbearable.
Blaster: Wait important question.
Cin: Yes.
Yuri: Does he have a code too??
Silence.
Oh no.
Me: kff = 1.
The chat paused.
Yuri: WHAT DOES 1 MEAN??
Felix: ONE WHAT??
Calix: TOPPER??
Blaster: NUMBER ONE??
Cin: FIRST WHAT??
I stared at the screen.
Why did I send that.
Keif took longer this time.
Way longer.
Then—
Keif: She said 1 means priority.
The chat exploded so violently I thought my phone would vibrate off the bed.
Yuri: PRIORITY????
Felix: BROOOOOOOO
Blaster: I'M DONE.
Cin: CONFESSION CONFIRMED.
Calix: SECTION E WITNESSED HISTORY.
Eren: Screenshotting everything.
Josh: This is better than Netflix.
I wanted to evaporate.
Me: kff trnslt wrng.
Yuri: OH NOW IT'S WRONG??
Felix: TOO LATE.
Blaster: DAMAGE DONE.
Cin: We approve this relationship.
I threw my phone on the bed dramatically.
It buzzed again.
Private message.
Keif.
Keif: You're terrible at keeping secrets.
Me: u trnslt 2 mch.
Keif: You type too honestly.
I paused.
Me: 1 stys 1.
He replied almost instantly.
Keif: I know.
My heart did something stupid.
Then the group chat buzzed again.
Yuri: GOOD NIGHT MR & MRS ALIEN.
Cin: Dream in calculator language.
Blaster: mkk wtsn 404 love detected.
I turned my phone off.
Because Section E is toxic.
And also because—
Only one person in that whole chaotic chat understood me without asking twice.
And apparently…
That's very suspicious.