Leech knew nobles enjoyed their kinky games, like cuckoldry.
A rather famous case involved a Marquis who drilled a hole in a wall, had someone seduce his wife, and then watched the live "battle" from behind it.
Similar situations were common, but Johann Hanen was definitely the first to bring it up directly with him.
'Is he asking me to help? Well, it's not entirely out of the question... No, of course it's out of the question.'
Leech never tested his own weaknesses.
"...Porcupine Brand noble soap," Johann Hanen continued.
'Could you please not pause so dramatically when you talk?'
Leech maintained his smile. "It would be my honor. As it happens, Porcupine Territory has just produced a new batch of soap. I can send a gift set to your wife."
"Excellent! Once we've won this battle and returned victorious..."
"Wait!" Leech immediately cut Johann off. He had never met someone so eager to raise death flags. 'Is he worried he *won't* die?'
