"Some men are like Wu Dalang—cowardly, weak, and with no ambition. Life with a loser like that has no joy or surprises. Some men are like Wu Erlang—clueless about romance, all brute strength. His head's full of heroism; he's silly, naive, and overestimates himself. My Lord Ximen, where are you? Day and night, I call for you..." When the music started, Shen Yibin was floored once again.
'Seriously, all you aunties and ladies,' he thought, 'why are the songs you pick always so ridiculously catchy? It looks like I'm really out of the loop. I've never even heard a song this wild before. You're the real fashionistas, always on the cutting edge of trends.'
