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Ethan's heart was perfectly still.
He watched the bullets cross the ballroom. Tracked their trajectories with serum-enhanced perception that turned the world into slow motion. He could have dodged every one of them without breaking a sweat.
He didn't.
Because the five-meter figure beside him had already decided that wasn't going to happen.
Bumblebee was furious.
His intelligence was young. Days old. His emotional framework was primitive, built on hardcoded loyalties and instinctual responses that the System had woven into his neural architecture. He didn't understand geopolitics or assassination plots or the strategic value of letting an attack happen on camera.
What he understood was simple: the man who had built him, who had placed the Spark on his chassis and brought him to life, who was — in every way that mattered to a newborn intelligence — his father, was being shot at.
And Bumblebee could not tolerate that.
In the space between one heartbeat and the next, five meters of alien-engineered metal moved with a speed that made the serum-enhanced Ethan look slow. Bumblebee crossed the stage in a blur, placed himself between Ethan and the gunfire, and dropped into a crouch that covered his creator's body like a shield.
The bullets arrived.
Clang. Clang. Clang.
Dozens of rounds struck Bumblebee's chassis in rapid succession. The sound was wrong. Not the wet thud of bullets hitting flesh, not the sharp ping of rounds ricocheting off steel. This was something harder, denser, more absolute. The sound of projectiles meeting a material they had no business encountering.
The bullets shattered.
Not flattened. Not embedded. Shattered. Each round disintegrated on contact with Bumblebee's exterior, fragments scattering like broken glass. The metal that composed his body — transformed by the Spark into something that neither Ethan's knowledge nor J.A.R.V.I.S.'s analysis could identify — was harder than anything that existed on this planet.
Firearms. The weapon that had dominated every battlefield, every conflict, every act of violence for centuries. The great equalizer. The technology that had shaped the course of human civilization.
It had just met its first true counter.
The reporters who'd been stampeding toward the exits stopped. Turned. Stared.
A five-meter robot had just sprinted across a stage, shielded a human being with its body, and taken dozens of bullets without a scratch. The entire sequence — from the first gunshot to the last shattered round — had taken less than five seconds.
Five seconds. And in those five seconds, the giant had rolled, leaped, and sprinted with the fluid, reactive agility of a living creature. Not the jerky, mechanical precision of a programmed machine. Living movement. Instinctual. Protective. The movement of something that was afraid for someone it loved.
The assassins saw Bumblebee's unscathed surface and understood immediately.
The mission was over. Whatever that thing was made of, their 3D-printed pistols couldn't scratch it. And the creature that had just absorbed their entire ammunition supply was now standing upright, five meters tall, glowing blue eyes locked on them with an expression that was no longer curious or playful.
It was angry.
"FALL BACK!"
The lead assassin's voice cracked. The remaining shooters moved with trained coordination, each one seizing the nearest civilian and pressing a gun barrel to their hostage's temple. They retreated toward the ballroom exits in a tight formation, human shields forward, weapons up.
Graves, in the center of the room, exhaled.
Ethan was safe. That was the priority. Everything else was operational.
As for the assassins escaping with hostages — if they managed to get out of the Republic of Valoria after pulling this stunt on a globally broadcast press conference, Graves would personally dig his own grave and climb in.
His only concern now was extracting the hostages without casualties.
Bureau agents formed a perimeter. The assassins reached the hotel entrance, commandeered a delivery van idling at the service dock, threw the hostages inside, and peeled out.
Graves was reaching for his radio to coordinate the pursuit when a voice from the stage stopped him.
"Director Graves."
The voice was strained. Muffled.
"Leave this… to… us."
Graves looked up. Bumblebee was crouched on the stage, cradling Ethan against his chest with both massive mechanical arms. The protective instinct that had driven the robot to shield his creator from bullets had not, apparently, included any consideration for the fact that a five-meter mechanical grip could also crush a human ribcage.
Ethan's face was an alarming shade of red. One arm was pinned. The other was flailing.
"Bumblebee — you're — going to — kill me —"
He managed to work one arm free and rapped his knuckles against the top of Bumblebee's head.
"Let GO, you overgrown tin can!"
Bumblebee released him instantly. The giant mechanical figure reared back and raised one enormous hand to rub the spot Ethan had hit, optical sensors wide, expression unmistakably hurt.
Ethan dropped to his knees on the stage, gasping for air.
Good God. If I hadn't taken the serum, this idiot would have hugged me to death.
He stood up, caught his breath, and delivered a kick to Bumblebee's shin that probably hurt his foot more than it hurt the robot.
"Stop pouting and get up. We've got work to do."
He turned to Graves.
"Director. Those people came for me. And I have a personal policy: I handle my own problems."
Before Graves could form the words "absolutely not," Ethan looked at Bumblebee.
"Let's go. Time to see how we work together."
What happened next made Graves's jaw physically unhinge.
Bumblebee transformed.
Not slowly, not with the deliberate, theatrical pacing of the earlier reveal. Fast. Brutally fast. Five meters of mechanical warrior collapsed, folded, and reconfigured in a cascade of interlocking movements that took less than three seconds. Panels rotated. Limbs telescoped. The torso compressed.
And where a giant robot had been standing, a yellow sports car sat on the stage, engine already running, driver's door swinging open.
Ethan dropped into the driver's seat. The door closed.
Bumblebee's engine screamed. A sound that was deeper, rawer, and more powerful than any combustion engine had a right to produce. The car launched off the stage, hit the ballroom floor, carved a path through the debris of overturned chairs and abandoned equipment, and blasted through the hotel entrance at a speed that left skid marks on the marble.
Graves watched the yellow blur disappear into the afternoon traffic.
He looked at the skid marks. Looked at the bullet holes in the display board. Looked at the restrained assassins on the ballroom floor.
Then he picked up his radio.
"All units. Stand down on the vehicle pursuit. Professor Mercer is handling it personally." A pause. "Yes, I'm serious. No, I can't explain it. Just… have medical standing by. Not for him."
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The van was running.
Inside, the surviving assassins drove with the specific desperation of people who understood they had approximately zero chance of escaping the country but were going to try anyway. The hostages sat on the floor of the cargo area, zip-tied and terrified.
The assassins had studied Ethan Mercer's file obsessively. They'd watched the Aurelian Republic footage frame by frame. They knew what he could do to trained special forces operatives with his bare hands. They knew his speed, his strength, his reaction time.
What they hadn't planned for was the car.
The roar hit them first. A deep, mechanical howl from behind that cut through the traffic noise like a chainsaw through paper. The lead assassin checked the rearview mirror and felt his stomach drop into his shoes.
The yellow sports car from the press conference was closing on them at a speed that made the van's floored accelerator feel like a gentle suggestion.
"FASTER! GO FASTER!"
The driver's foot was already on the floor. The van's engine was screaming. It didn't matter.
Bumblebee closed the gap in seconds.
Within four breaths, the yellow sports car was running parallel to the van, matching its speed effortlessly. Through the van's windows, the assassins could see the car's driver — a teenager with a calm expression and the faintest trace of a smile — and behind that calm, the knowledge of a man who had already decided how this was going to end.
One of the assassins lunged for the sliding door, pistol raised, aiming for Bumblebee's tires.
He never got the shot off.
Because the sports car, traveling at highway speed, grew an arm.
Not the whole robot. Not a full transformation. Just an arm. A single massive mechanical limb that erupted from the car's chassis, extending outward with impossible fluidity. Five articulated fingers, each one the size of a human forearm, wrapped around the van's sliding door.
And tore it off.
The metal screamed. Hinges sheared. The door ripped free and cartwheeled into the road behind them, bouncing off the asphalt in a shower of sparks.
Cold wind blasted into the van. The hostages screamed. The assassins stared at the gap where the door had been, brains failing to process what they'd just witnessed.
A car just grew an arm. A CAR just GREW an ARM.
It could transform a single limb independently. Partial transformation. While driving at full speed.
The mechanical arm wasn't done.
It reached under the van's chassis. Five massive fingers found purchase on the frame.
Then Bumblebee pulled.
The force was catastrophic. The van's left side lifted off the road. Two wheels, then four. The entire vehicle rotated, flipping sideways and upward in a single violent motion, spinning through the air at five meters above the asphalt.
Centrifugal force did the rest. Assassins and hostages alike were flung from the open doorway, bodies scattering across the road like seeds from a burst pod.
The hostages, airborne, terrified, and profoundly regretting every life choice that had led them to attend a press conference today, had exactly one collective thought as they sailed through the afternoon sky:
We should have let the assassins keep us.
At least THEY weren't going to flip us in a van.