Chapter 4
SpongeBob? Onion House!?
The dead, glitter pile doctors said he would be in the hospital for a while. Since the doctors were dead, Bruce didn't care about their opinion and happily walked out of the ruined hospital that didn't even have a proper roof anymore, so Bruce had to get out before he was hit by either a falling banana or onion. Bruce then turned to see someone standing next to the door. It was SpongeBob®©. Bruce tried to talk to him, but he said in bad English, "No speak English, Russia." So, Bruce tells him, "Я хочу покончить с собой, меня так тошнит от всего." SpongeBob®© then starts singing I am a believer and Karma (By JoJo Sia), and Bruce was so annoyed, that he told SpongeBob®© that if he does not stop singing, he will kill him, he thought Bruce was kidding but then he saw his face. Suddenly Bruce leaped onto SpongeBob and started to viciously strangle him for not stopping the singing performance, but soon found himself flipped over on his back by SpongeBob, who said, "I used to be Adolf Hitler! I never died, I just used a time machine to get here and then got plastic surgery.
Suddenly, out of nowhere something fell out of the sky and slaughtered SpongeBob, Bruce watched as SpongeBob was blasted into a smoke of leaves. Blankly Bruce turned around and left so he wasn't turned into glitter or leaves.
When Bruce finally got back to Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, they agreed to walk into the building together at midday tomorrow so they would both be prepared to meet and introduce themselves to the other survivors.
Then out of nowhere and somehow a banana fell from the sky turning a random talking fish into pink glitter. But everyone ignored that and kept talking normally like nothing
As Bruce sits with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, he thinks back on his life before the bananas, his family, friends, and school, and thinks, this is better and worse than his old life at the same time! But there is still one thing Bruce deeply misses, his onion house. Bruce lived in the world's second-biggest onion, (Shrek stole the biggest) and was the only reason he had not committed suicide. But Bruce realises that his house is a living organism and has a phone number. Bruce continues to spam call, +61 415 967 339 when suddenly, "SHUT UPPP BRUCE!!!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Exclaimed his house angrily as different birds were turned to pink glitter by the endless barrage of onions and bananas. When Bruce returned to the real world, he ran back to where he left pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, trying his hardest to avoid the onions and bananas that killed everyone in the world but Bruce and a couple of other people.
Bruce then finds pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and tells him about killing another human and says, "that guy tasted sooooooo good! But I am a bit worried as he was NOT a mental person but technically it's not wrong to eat humans, as the only reason it's illegal is because someone decided we don't taste good! WHY WOULD THEY ONLY LET ONE PERSON DO THAT?! THE ONLY REASONABLE WAY TO DECIDE THAT IS LETTING MULTIPLE PEOPLE!!!!!!! FGTIRKGJGOJGHGKGGKGNRGIGTYUYITIFJNGNVVNFV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" says Bruce angerly. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis then replies with, "Does that mean you're going to eat me? Or does that mean I can eat YOU?" said pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis excitedly. Bruce replies with, "Honestly, I don't care anymore, I'm so French frying depressed, so if you eat me, all I have to say is womp womp".
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis then asks Bruce, "DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bruce then says, "Sadly, not because I know for a fact none of you idiots can save the world, but if you can prove me wrong, go right ahead" pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Then says, "Aww! I mean you are right though."
The two companions then proceeded to enter the door of the building that could hold the only other survivors in the entire world. As soon as Bruce touched the door handle, he looked at Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and nodded, when they nodded back, Bruce opened the door.