Chapter 11
Ascend
Pneumono and Bruce didn't get any sleep throughout the night, so they didn't bother trying to get any now that they had a break. "The god had just disappeared, and it was really frustrating." Pneumono explained. "How is the god of bananas even teleporting. I mean, Zeus can fly because he is the god of lightning, therefore the sky. Hermes can fly because he is the god of travel, but bananas have nothing to do with flying. Unless there is a way to get to wherever the gods are somewhere around here." Bruce hopefully exclaimed even though he was in great pain.
After Pneumono had bandaged up Bruce's major injuries. They set out to find however the god managed to escape so quickly. They searched the areas that were just outside the building, because that was where Pneumono lost the god. The god was definitely still alive, since it was still raining onions and bananas that could kill them at any moment.
Unlike last time, Pneumono and Bruce stuck together just in case they were ambushed or attacked again. They searched the streets and alleys that they didn't check before when they were just looking for the god, as they had already been there, and they didn't see anything out of the ordinary. "So, what are we even looking for." Bruce asked before wincing from the pain when he spoke. The knife that the god had embedded in Bruces shoulder now hung by Bruce's waist, under the bloodstained belt that he was wearing. Pneumono held the heavy umbrella that they used to kill Ichabod, then they remembered to tell Bruce about Demetrius. "Do you remember the other idiot that kept stuttering, who accompanied Ichabod?" Pneumono probed without answering Bruce's original question. "I don't think he was stuttering; I think he had a disability. But I am pretty sure his name was Demetrius." Bruce responded before retreating to the inevitable pain that commenced whenever he spoke. "We can check the building where we left him after we finish searching this area." Bruce continued, trying his best to push through the pain. Pneumono helped Bruce to hobble through the ruined glitter covered streets until they found something that might hint at where the god's location is.
After a while of walking around and checking inside of different houses, Bruce saw a large, out of place, glowing structure on the floor. I was a one metre diameter, circle with a raised middle part that glowed in a bright column. Bruce remembered, reading a book about a person who used teleporters to get around the place, and because Bruce can't read properly, it was a picture book. The pictures of the teleporter looked exactly like the raised circle in the middle of the alley way, that Bruce was looking at. Pneumono hadn't come around the corner yet, as they had given up on helping Bruce to walk. When they turned the corner, Pneumono said, "Bruce, where are-." They paused. "What is that? Is that a teleporter?"
"I think it might be. Shall we go in?" Bruce asked. The two survivors stepped onto the glowing, raised part of the platform. As soon as they got their whole bodies onto the circle, the glowing white, turned into a glowing yellow. Then the voice of Siri Said, "Heavan." Then the glowing started to get brighter. "Wait, are we going to heaven." Pneumono realised
"If we are going to heaven, how do we know that whatever this machine is isn't going to just kill us?" Bruce asked worriedly.
"Well, we don't know." Pneumono said confidently.
Bruce stated, "We are the last people on this planet, I want good last words." Bruce thought for a moment. "I have thought of my last words. GOODBYE MOTHER FU-!" a bright light swallowed Bruce and Pneumono.