1. Banda and the Talking UFO
Banda was walking home late at night when a glowing disk landed in front of him.
"Finally," the UFO said, "we found the smartest human!"
Banda looked around. "You sure you're in the right place?"
A door opened, and a tiny alien stepped out holding a tablet."Hmm… GPS says: Banda, future genius."
Banda shrugged. "Future? Ah, okay. Come back in 10 years."
The aliens paused… then left.
The next day, Banda started studying for the first time in his life.
2. Banda's Alien Friend
One evening, Banda found a strange creature behind his house. It was blue, with three eyes.
"Don't panic," the alien said.
"I'm not panicking," Banda replied. "Just confused."
They quickly became friends. The alien, named Zib, could turn invisible and float.
Banda said, "Can you help me cheat on my exams?"
Zib frowned. "We travel galaxies… and that's your request?"
Banda smiled. "Start small, my friend."
3. Banda Saves Earth (Accidentally)
Aliens invaded Earth—but they landed right in Banda's neighborhood.
Their leader shouted, "Surrender, humans!"
Banda stepped out holding a sandwich. "Wait, you guys eat?"
"Yes," the alien said proudly.
Banda handed him the sandwich.
The alien took a bite… then froze. "This is incredible."
Within hours, the aliens forgot about conquering Earth and opened a fast-food chain instead.
Banda became their business partner.
4. Banda Goes to Space
One night, aliens kidnapped Banda.
"Relax," they said. "We just want to show you the universe."
They took him to see stars, planets, and galaxies.
Banda looked amazed. "This is beautiful… but do you have Wi-Fi?"
The aliens stared at him.
"Take me back," Banda said. "I'm not ready for this life."