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"Yuyuko, calm down! You can't force a relationship to be happy!"
Leo frantically, desperately huddled completely into a dark corner of the room, violently trembling completely with absolute, primal fear exactly as he watched Yuyuko approach step by agonizing step. Despite his capitalist bravado, he was completely, biologically terrified of ghosts!
Exactly at completely this massive moment, Yuyuko's physical body violently became ethereal and transparent, aggressively emanating a suffocating, pitch-black death energy! Two piercing, massive beams completely of blood-red light violently shot entirely out completely from her head, magically making her physically look incredibly more exactly like a terrifying, vengeful demon exactly than a gluttonous ghost, successfully, violently triggering Leo's absolute, underlying survival code!
"Hehe, since you've already seen it all, I'm not going to keep up the act! Forced love may not be sweet, but it might quench your thirst!"
"No!!"
Trapped and cornered entirely in a tiny corner, Leo completely could entirely, already vividly imagine completely himself aggressively being subjected entirely to absolutely all massive sorts completely of horrifying, ghostly scenarios entirely by Yuyuko! *Exactly if he completely could... he actually, genuinely preferred entirely to actively take the absolute initiative!*
Yuyuko violently let entirely out a massive, deranged, psychotic laugh, aggressively grabbed Leo by his collar, instantly refined her ghost energy, violently opened the wooden window, and aggressively flew completely out entirely into the night sky completely with him! She zoomed across the property, violently finding Yakumo Yukari, who was peacefully, aggressively training entirely in a secluded corner completely of the massive farm.
"ah?"
"ah?"
"ah?"
The absolute first confused sound was completely Leo's. He was violently surprised exactly that Yuyuko was aggressively going entirely to do exactly *it* entirely in the massive wild, directly entirely in completely front entirely of her absolute best friend!
The massive second sound was completely from Yakumo Yukari. She absolutely didn't logically understand exactly why Yuyuko entirely seemed perfectly, physically fine and was aggressively bringing her little brother completely over, or entirely why her massive best friend was violently grabbing her shoulders with bone-crushing force!
The absolute third sound came entirely from Remilia and Patchouli in the distance. They completely had entirely been peacefully preparing entirely to turn completely off the magical water mirror and happily go entirely to sleep, exactly seeing exactly that the massive situation was entirely, almost completely settled, absolutely but entirely then exactly this massive, chaotic reversal violently happened!
"You two! I don't care anymore! Stop dawdling, can't you just get straight to the point? Just knock them out with a stick and drag them back to their room!"
Exactly with exactly one massive, cold ghost hand entirely on exactly each completely of Yakumo Yukari and Leo's shoulders, Yuyuko violently, forcefully pressed the massive two completely together face to face, aggressively bound them tightly entirely with glowing pink magic, violently carried them completely back entirely to her room, brutally threw them directly on the soft bed, violently slammed the heavy door closed, and angrily, furiously floated entirely away! She was aggressively going entirely to the massive Scarlet Devil Mansion entirely to violently settle massive scores!
...
"Um... what's the situation now?"
Exactly after Yuyuko violently left, Leo's massive ghost phobia rapidly recovered. He easily, physically broke completely free entirely from the pink magic and aggressively looked entirely at Yakumo Yukari completely with her eyes tightly closed, physically feeling somewhat incredibly exhausted by the sheer chaos.
"I don't know, I'm going to sleep!"
Yakumo Yukari completely remained absolutely motionless entirely in her side-lying position. Exactly after speaking, she completely even actively pretended entirely to loudly snore, rhythmically opening and aggressively closing her mouth exactly as entirely if exactly it were completely real!
"Okay, you want to sleep, right? Then let's sleep."
Exactly since Yakumo Yukari was aggressively pretending entirely to actively be dead, Leo absolutely didn't logically stand completely on massive ceremony! He violently closed his eyes and actively prepared entirely to aggressively sleep. His absolute sleep quality was physically excellent. Exactly once the massive, biological *'all-nighter privilege'* was entirely turned completely off, he completely would violently close his eyes precisely entirely at exactly two o'clock and completely sleep exactly like a dead mink! He absolutely wouldn't entirely even physically feel exactly it if exactly someone violently wrung him entirely out exactly like a wet towel!
Exactly in the pitch darkness, exactly after actively listening entirely to Leo's absolute lack completely of physical response completely for a incredibly long time, Yakumo Yukari quietly, frustratedly opened her glowing eyes, heavily looking entirely at Leo completely with a completely blank, bewildered expression entirely on her ancient mind.
*The absolute whole night was violently filled completely with the massive, deafening sound entirely of magical explosions...*
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Exactly when Leo peacefully opened his eyes exactly at six entirely in the bright morning, the absolute first massive thing he completely saw was Yakumo Ran completely with a highly complicated, judging expression, and Flandre Scarlet and the others actively watching the massive commotion completely with wide-eyed curiosity directly by his bedside!
"Good morning, Ran and Fran, what are you doing here instead of staying at the Scarlet Devil Mansion?"
Yakumo Ran completely didn't logically speak, absolutely but aggressively gestured completely for Leo entirely to look entirely in the absolute other direction, entirely while Flandre happily described exactly what tragically happened entirely last night completely with a massive, chaotic combination entirely of words and physical gestures.
"Last night, Yuyuko-neechan came to the Scarlet Devil Mansion in a huff. Without saying a word, she started fighting with my sister and Patchouli. The fight was so intense that the community center was demolished. I managed to sneak out while they were fighting. By the way, when are you going to marry Aunt Yukari, big brother? I want to eat wedding candy again."
*Wedding candy?! Exactly what wedding candy?!* Leo violently turned his head entirely in massive, terrified confusion entirely to look entirely at Yakumo Yukari. Absolutely didn't he entirely turn completely off his access and violently fall entirely asleep completely last night...?!
Bright sunlight gracefully streamed entirely through the broken window, and Yukari Yakumo heavily leaned completely against the wooden headboard, a white towel aggressively wrapped entirely around her, her half-hidden, flawless body entirely reflecting the warm sunlight. Her absolute expression was a massive, Oscar-worthy mixture entirely of pure grievance, maidenly shyness, and… *satisfaction?!*
"Oh, is that so? Give the old man a laugh."
Leo completely, absolutely calmly sat entirely up. *So you completely like entirely to actively pretend, huh?!* You completely, absolutely don't logically even actively know exactly what he's physically exactly like exactly after 2 a.m.! He's completely, physically just entirely like exactly those completely who actively say exactly that heavy alcohol mathematically makes you violently lose physical control. He absolutely can't entirely even logically get entirely up properly, okay?!
Yukari Yakumo's blushing expression violently stiffened entirely for a brief moment. Exactly this absolutely wasn't exactly what she completely had actively expected! Exactly in her massive, theatrical mind, absolutely shouldn't her little brother completely, actively first violently panic, entirely then aggressively kneel completely down and violently cry, and entirely finally helplessly accept exactly it?! Exactly that massive way, she absolutely wouldn't entirely have entirely to actively be bullied and completely could entirely still happily enjoy life entirely to the absolute fullest! *Exactly why was her little brother entirely so incredibly calm?!*
"I...I'm not clean anymore, sob sob sob, little brother, you bullied me. Last night you did this and that to me, and even called me sweetheart. How did I end up like this when I woke up? *crying*"
Yukari Yakumo aggressively wanted entirely to actively try entirely again entirely to violently awaken Leo's non-existent conscience! She violently grabbed the massive corner completely of the thick blanket, aggressively covered her fake-crying face completely with her hands, and loudly sobbed! Her dramatic acting was entirely very, incredibly realistic. Exactly if Aya Shameimaru, completely who was aggressively watching completely from the massive sidelines entirely without logically knowing the physical truth, saw Leo, she completely would entirely be violently ruined and heavily have entirely to actively live entirely in absolutely another world!
"Hmm? Someone's mimicking my speech?"
Kaguya Houraisan, violently sporting massive, dark circles entirely under her eyes, aggressively peeked completely out entirely from the wooden doorway. She completely had actively played video games entirely all night entirely again, completely unconcerned entirely about the massive possibility entirely of physically dying completely from overwork! Loudly hearing exactly someone actively calling her *"Your Highness,"* she heavily came completely over entirely to actively see exactly what was violently going entirely on.
"Ha, old woman, why pretend to be a virgin? You can imitate my tone, but you can't imitate my demeanor. What's fake is still fake. Ah!"
Kaguya arrogantly glanced entirely around and, aggressively using her massive, toxic experience completely from actively playing entirely with absolutely countless *Galahad* players online, immediately, flawlessly understood the massive, fake situation entirely inside! It was completely, literally exactly just exactly that ancient 'green tea girl' aggressively trying entirely to violently take completely over, actively trying entirely to physically force the massive issue completely from birth! The ancient old woman completely had absolutely no massive shame completely at absolutely all!
*WHOOSH!*
A massive, terrifying Gap silently, violently opened entirely beneath Kaguya's feet, aggressively swallowing her entirely up completely before she completely could utter absolutely any completely more highly sarcastic, toxic words, and violently tossing her entirely away completely to exactly some obscure, dark corner entirely of the farm!
The massive room violently fell absolutely silent entirely again. Yakumo Ran smiled a highly strained, terrifying smile entirely at her mistress, Yukari. The massive four Flandre women (one original, three clones) eagerly lay completely by the bed, their red eyes aggressively darting entirely around, incredibly eager entirely to actively see massive bloodshed! Leo aggressively leaned completely against the headboard, heavily looking entirely at Yakumo Yukari completely with a highly defiant, unbothered expression, aggressively wondering exactly what absolute other dramatic tricks completely this ancient woman completely could physically pull.
Yukari Yakumo is entirely in a massive, highly awkward situation completely right entirely now! Exactly if Ran completely weren't entirely here, she completely could actively tease the little brother and violently make him physically blush and aggressively admit massive defeat. But directly entirely in completely front entirely of Ran, she completely still actively has entirely to aggressively maintain her massive, ancient dignity entirely as the absolute master! It's completely fine entirely to happily play entirely around exactly like exactly this normally, absolutely but exactly this specific time she's completely gone entirely too incredibly far and she entirely still heavily has entirely to aggressively keep her dignity entirely in check!
"Wow, so the Sage of Yokai dresses so maturely inside. She looks more sophisticated than my sister."
The three Flandre clones somehow, magically slipped directly entirely to Yakumo Yukari's side, violently lifted the white towel aggressively covering her, and enthusiastically stuck their blonde heads directly entirely inside entirely to actively check, actively leaving entirely only the massive original Flandre entirely standing completely there completely dumbfounded, violently sweating profusely!
"Fulan!" *(Flandre!)*
Yakumo Yukari violently, terrifyingly emitted a massive, sharp, ear-piercing explosion! The massive Gap violently opened above, and absolutely all massive sorts completely of heavy, random junk aggressively fell entirely out, violently burying Fran's absolute main body and exactly three clones entirely in a mountain of garbage!
Entirely then, exactly after terrifyingly glaring entirely at the somewhat incredibly curious Leo, she violently, frantically slipped directly completely into the massive Gap and aggressively fled the humiliating scene! She completely had entirely, absolutely lost massive face entirely today! *Exactly that wretched, curious brat, Fran!*
Exactly seeing exactly that Yakumo Yukari completely had violently left, Leo completely pretended entirely not entirely to actively care and casually got entirely out completely of bed entirely to aggressively move the heavy miscellaneous items completely off Fran's buried body.
"Fran, what did you just see?"
"It's purple! Purple buds... Waaaaah!"
A terrifying, ominous Gap violently opened mid-air, and a massive, fair arm aggressively wrapped entirely around the fragile necks completely of the massive three Frans, violently pulling them screaming directly completely into the massive Gap...