*Swallow*
"Ahhhh, thats the spot. You know what Sammy, I've always loved you man." Said the old man as he flung his hand over my shoulder. His pungent breath filling out the room.
"Yeah, yeah whatever you say old man. Just finish your drink so we can go back to the casino, alright. I got bills to pay." I respond, flinging his hand I get up from my chair and head down to the bathroom.
*Cheree*
I push open the bathroom and head to the urinal to take my leak. A few moments after pissing I head to the basin to wash up.
As I open the tap I look into the mirror, noticing my flat curly hair laying down on my shoulders, tired Hazel eyes accompanied by bags that are a few months old by now. Lips chapped and sticky from the liquor. I hate the way I look.
"All I need is to win big once, then I'll be able to take myself seriously." I say, looking away from the mirror.
I'd always hated the way I looked , my nose was crooked, my eyes didn't have that sweet special glaze that people seemed to have, my curls never looked full and my skin.
My bronze coloured skin, the reason why I can't have people dear and close to me. I hate my skin.
I eventually exist the bathroom after postponing my wallowing to a later date. Noticing the bright blue eyes that fell upon me when I entered room, I could feel the judgement. Despite noticing I walked towards the front of the bar, getting there is notice that the old man left. His beer keg just sitting on the counter.
The bartenders eyes fell upon me, pity in those eyes but there was also a level of expectation in them.
"He said you'll pay the bill." The bartenders flat tone hit me hard bringing me back to reality. The old man had finessed me. That old fucker left me the tab even though I'm on my last legs. He'll fucking pay.
"Yeah, I guess he did. Fuck." I tried to get angry, I tried to muster up anything besides the abyss in my gut that said to me, 'you are worthless'. I couldn't even say anything back to it, because deep down I did feel worthless.
Gathering my wallet into my hand I hand the bartender the bills total and leave the bar. The moment I step out, I feel it again. The looks, the judgement. It's everywhere I can't get away from it.
I had long given up attempting to run, I just ignored it and continued on my path, I didnt have money to hit the casino anymore, so I was just hauling my way home.
*Drip* *Drip* *Drip*
It started raining and soon enough I was the only person outside. Everybody having disappeared into a place I don't know. I felt like the world was laughing at me, laughing at my situation once more.
"I wish I was fucking dead," I said attempting to wallow in my situation once again. However even that was impossible because the moment I stepped to cross the road, I heard a massive honk, one you'd expect here from an 18 Wheeler ring in my ears. I turned my head to the sound and before I could even register what was happening
I.Got.Crushed
"Huh, where even am I. " I Said as I looked around me, noting that there was nothing there. What you'd expect to see in a void. Nothing, no stars in the sky, no roof above my head. Not even a flo-.
"Wait where's the fucking floor!! " I screamt as loud as I could , I even tried to move to no avail. I tried to flail to get some semblance of control in this situation. Nothing I did worked.
Eventually I just stopped trying to get anything done. I just stood and stared at the darkness, for what felt like hours and hours.
"Alrighty, then patient number 666777. Welcome to the Chaos Realm ,where your fate will be decided, seeing as you've been waiting for so long. You will have the please of being reincarnated." A giddy voice exploded throughout the area(I guess).
"Fuck!! You scared me." I Said , before noticing that there was nobody there. Not that I could turn to look behind me though.
"You have the pleasure of being awarded the Chaos Gacha. Given to you directly by our Lord and Savior, Amon. Say thank you." The voice ignored me and continued on its speech.
"Hey, don't ignore me apologise!" I said attempting to raise my voice, but it all came out the same.
"Do you accept the offer, given to you by the gracious Lord Amon." Hearing its voice pissed me off more and more, and I got even more pissed off by the fact that I couldn't move.
I was a bit curious about the reincarnation offer though, I had thought of it before, what life would be like if I had been a different person. A person who actually liked himself.
So I decided to just give it what it wanted. An answer.
"Yes...." I tried speaking more after the confirmation but nothing came of it.
The voice also stayed quiet, before long everything just became bright, brighter than it had ever been.
Warmer too—still it was cold—but I was warmer than before. I tried opening my eyes to see, thought it took me a few minutes I managed to get them open.
Dirt around me, I was seemingly in a cave, or what a cave would look like. A fire in the middle of the room and a white furred cover...
"M...M...M.. MONSTER!!." I tried to get up but yet again I was tied down.
!Feat achieved. Discover the supernatural.
+1 advantage silver ticket.
Before my thoughts could even register I noticed it's red eyes flick open and nothing happened. It just opened its eyes . Staring him down. Almost like it was saying his noise was insignificant.
"Could you shut up. Nobody's out there to help you, we are literally in the Alps. You know, where Yeti's live. Fuck humans are stupid even here." The Yeti spoke. It fucking spoke.
I couldn't even respond to it. All I could do was stare at it. We stared at each other for a few more seconds.
"Thank you , now I can actually rest." It said closing its eyes to go back to sleep.
The casual nature of the Yeti had calmed me down, more than I would like to admit. It was so absurd it brought me back to normal.
My thoughts were running at a million miles at this moment . Yeti's are real? It's going to eat me? I am totally fucked in this situation. I had become unusually calm in this situation. Whenever I'm in a dangerous situation I'd panic my ass off , not today apparently.
*vring*
A screen appeared in front of my prone body. A deep blue screen, with the words.
Tickets: 1x advantage silver random ticket
3x Gold random tickets
Spin wheel?
I stared at it for a second before it clicked to me what that voice from earlier was saying about the 'chaos gacha'. Well regardless of what it is , I'd never say no to a little gamble.
I tried using my brain to click the spin wheel button and to my surprise.
*prrrrrrrr* It worked.
[Hydrogen Bomb]
|Rare Item|
A Hydrogen Bomb and a remote detonator for it, simple as. Try not to end up in the blast zone.
Or
[Ratio Technique]
|Uncommon Ability|
Jujutsu Kaisen - Allows you to split your target into imaginary lines that forcibly create a weak spot for them at the ratio point of seven to three, hitting a target on that spot will deal critical damage.
What.The.Fuck.
I can't even use that. I need to get out of this situation right now and all I can get out of this thing is a hydrogen bomb that will kill me and this thing next to me. I don't even know what this ratio thing is but it seems better than dying.
Ratio technique has been selected. Memories are being implanted of the ability.
Oh yeah that's a good find. This should be able to free me. Mister Yeti over there. Not too sure.
Again we go.
*Prrrrrr*
(A/N familiars will not be allowed the ability to speak unless they are legendary plus, I don't trust myself to do them justice)
[Douma]
|Elite Familiar|
Demon Slayer - As one of the Upper Moon demons, has incredible physical abilities and regeneration but a severe weakness to light and holy. Douma's Blood Art grants him great cryokinetic abilities.
Ice manipulation against a Yeti. Count me in.
Seeing as I can press buttons on the with purely my mind I'm guessing I can summon this demon with my mind.
Again!!.
*Prrrrrrrr*
[Shield Saw]
|Rare Item|
Doomslayer - "You will never see a cooler shield" This high-tech shield is the lovechild of a chainsaw and a powerful shield. The shield itself can block incredibly well and is incredibly durable. The blades on the shield can spin incredibly fast, and when thrown, the shield can adjust its trajectory mid-flight and return to the user.
Meh.
*Prrrrrrrr*
[High Priestess]
|Rare Familiar|
JoJo - High Priestess takes the form of an amorphous, tribal like creature that can merge and control minerals, transforming the ground into cars, guns, giant faces, etc. The range of control and the power it can assert depend on your power level, and the damage of what it is merged into reflects back to you.
This is pretty usefull. I don't like that last part though. I don't like pain. Not one bit.
As I look at my spoils I try to summon Douma and fast . I don't know how asleep big boi over there is.
Seeing somebody just blip into existence is new but I don't have time to waist. Before I could even see his face I gave my order. "Kill him." I say to Douma.
I watch him wave his fan before a mist wave appeared and froze over the yeti. " I guess the Yeti couldn't handle the cold." I say still prone on the ground.
'Quickly' realising the position I'm in I used ratio to break loose. Getting up off the ground I walked in summoned Douma and got close to the ice sculpture that was the Yeti. I already knew that he gacha have out rewards for feats. Which in my case killing a Yeti should be a feat. Right. Unless he wasn't....
I didn't even wait to finish that thought before resummoning Douma. " Shatter him." Before even a second passed the Yeti was destroyed. "You know , you're pretty reliable demon-boy. I like that about you." I Said before unsummonig him.
!feat achieved no diff a supernatural.
+1 random gold ticket.
Oh it's also generous. Don't mind if I do.
*Prrrrrrrr.*
[Gae Buidhe]
|Elite Item|
Fate Diarmuid - A legendary spear carried by the hero Diarmuid. This spear is cursed to make the wounds inflicted never close whether it is by traditional healing or through magic that is below Legendary Level. The curse is also dispelled when the owner dies or the spear is broken. If the spear is broken, a skilled enough blacksmith or crafter may still be capable of mending it back together.
Luckiest man on the planet right here. Oh yeah. Unts unts unts unts unts.
While celebrating I realised that I had killed my only source of information. I didn't even have a clue as to where I could be in the Alpines. I don't even know where the Alpines are. Fuck!!
It might seem like I was panicking but I actually wasn't, I was actually surveying the area for food and surprise surprise. There is none . I have no mode of transportation... Wait I do high priestess should be able to create a path through the snow. I turn to my Chaos panel and bring by forth the high priestess.
.....
"Damn. I didn't think you'd be ugly . With a name like high priestess, I for sure didn't expect.... you." I was pretty horrified at the sight of this thing or stand as the memories say.
Me and the priestess walk out to the entrance of the cave. There we are greeted by the sight of pure white snow as far as the eyes can see. Not a city or village in sight. Hopefully I can find a place to live soon otherwise I'm FINISHED.
"Ey, priestess. Make a pathway for me. Make sure it's about as big as four of me." I say watching the priestess take in my orders and assimilate into the ground/snow opening a path for me to walk.
Time skip ~ 3 hours~
This is so freaking boring, I'd rather go back to being hated by everyone around me. Plus that dude Amon or whatever his name is didn't even cha-...
*Shk**Shk*
What was that.
Hearing a sound I immediately turn around. Trying to find what could be making that sound, I stood for quite a bit without so much as a beep, long enough for High priestess to come out of the ground.
I even called Douma out and Game buidhe and my shield saw too. You can never have too many items and familiars out.
*vrrr.*
Faster than I could follow a massive wolf comes flying out of the bushes ramming hard into a dirt wall that High priestess had made. At the same time I felt like I had taken a massive hit. A Massive one. Strong enough to make me recall her.
"Fucking hell, you're damn near filler priestess." I say as I try to find my footing after the impact, Douma now being occupied by the wolf I had enough time to notice the sword in the wolves mouth.
"How the fu-." For what felt like the twelfth time I had been interrupted I felt a cold blade on my neck.
Cold words echoed through my ears. Watching Douma get absolutely torn apart by the wolf. I really felt helpless. I mean I didn't know him for too long but he was strongest familiar I had assumably as I don't really care for priestess.
"My name is Dirk Jalen Ramsey!! Born in Seattle, to an unknown Mother and Father. PLEASE SPARE ME!!" I pleaded for my life, I may for some reason have a mind capable of reason and being a bit impervious to indimidation. I want to live though, so what ever peewee has planned up there he can shut up.
"Oh a non-threat. Canis come hear. My name is Luka. Owner of this here pup and also the ranch that you trespassed into." Luka said taking his knife away from my throat but not hiding it, it's not like he couldn't have his it though. His dog is faster than I could hope to be.
"Oh I was trespassing. That's my fault I kinda got kidnapped by a Yeti and am totally lost . Can you point me to the nearest settlement or could I get some food. (Considering the fact you killed my only form of protection.)" I whispered that last part just incase it could get me killed. I totally don't want to die.
"Oh yeah, the nearest settlement is like 60 Knots that way champ you are completely lost closest thing in this direction is Camelot." I heard him but I don't think I heard him right .
" You said what, is in that direction exactly?" I was confused, I lived in the 21st century. A time period that is around 10 or so centurys after Camelots time period. Excuse me if I'm mad about being in the wrong time period. Wait why can I even understand him
"Yeah you are Royally fucked. Their in a huge period of distress right now King Arthur Just died and if you know Camelot you know the only reason it was a kingdom to begin with was because of Arthur." It sounded like he was joking but this isnt a joke. I'm stuck a thousand years in the past.
"Let me get this straight. I managed to get lost not only 1000 Kilometres away from home, but also managed to find a way 1000 years back in time because I was hit by a truck moving too fast. " After I said this I realised what I had just done. Mister butterfly effect himself. Mister said too much to a stranger.
....
Silence.
Dead silence.
"Yeah you gotta tell me more about this come with me." Before I could even register what was happening the man held my hand and pulled me towards his house. Which was way further than I expected in an absurd amount of time. Faster than cars could travel, which to my surprise didn't surprise me after seeing a , 6 Meyer wolf, an ice demon and the priestess.
I'll just act like I'm explaining what I am to keep my life. That way I won't feel bad about it. I don't know what the rules of time travelling are but I feel like I just broke multiple of them.