Chapter 69 Head-Swapping Technique in the Cultivation World
Lingbao Pavilion.
Lan Yue led Elder Lu here, circled around the beautiful robes a few times, and finally arrived at the ordinary clothes section.
"Why don't we buy the more expensive ones?" Elder Lu asked, annoyed. The robes there looked much prettier, while the clothes here looked dull and gray.
"Not enough money!" Lan Yue said matter-of-factly.
"But don't you have ten top-grade spirit stones in your hand?" Elder White Eyebrows asked incredulously.
"That's all my payment!" Lan Yue looked at him with a puzzled expression.
Elder White Eyebrows: "..."
"I'll pay for the clothes myself!" he said through gritted teeth.
"Isn't that enough?" Lan Yue chuckled and then turned to the dazzling robes.
"Clothes make the man, and a good outfit is essential for you!"
Lan Yue thought that as expected of Lingbao Pavilion, every robe was very beautiful, but expensive!
"Should I put it on now?" Elder White Eyebrows pointed to his wheat-colored face.
"Oh right, I almost forgot to modify Elder's face. You wait here and eat some spirit fruit, I'll be right there!" Lan Yue said, then sneaked out.
When she came back, she was carrying a bunch of bottles and jars.
"I never thought there were cosmetics in the cultivation world! These cosmetics look even better!" This was the first time Lan Yue had ever seen cosmetics here.
She was stunned when the staff at Lingbaoge introduced it to her.
They even have blush and powder here that won't come off after you put it on, and you don't even need to remove it before you sleep!
This makeup can even last a long time on the face without special removal techniques! And the finish of these cosmetics is so good that it looks like it grew naturally!
If this kind of cosmetic were sold in modern times, it would definitely be sold out very quickly, right?
Lan Yue sighed deeply. Such an effective cosmetic product was completely ignored in the cultivation world!
It took her a while to find it in a corner!
It's alright, we'll have Elder Bai Mei promote this cosmetic product from now on!
"Elder Bai Mei, please take the Beauty Pill, Whitening Pill, and Eyes Like Autumn Water first." Lan Yue fiddled with the pile of bottles and jars for a long time.
She plans to make some makeup brushes and eyebrow pencils on the spot for easier use.
Upon hearing this, Elder Bai Mei consumed all the pills one by one, and then hurriedly ran to the spirit toilet.
When the elder returned, Lan Yue almost didn't recognize him.
Because Elder White Eyebrows' wheat-colored skin had completely faded, even his small face was snow-white.
Perhaps because he had also taken the Beauty Pill and Eyes Like Autumn Water, his eyes really did look as moist as autumn water, and when he glanced over unintentionally, he seemed to want to say something but held back.
"That's the taste!" Lan Yue clapped repeatedly.
As expected, she had a good eye; the pills her senior sister sold were very effective on Elder White Eyebrow!
She hasn't even put on makeup yet, but the pitiful and delicate aura is already there!
"Come on, get your makeup done! I can't wait to see a beautiful fairy sister!" Lan Yue rushed over, clutching bottles and jars in her arms.
In her past life, she was a game commentator who frequently appeared on screen, and makeup was a must for her.
Although the company provides a makeup artist, she needs to do makeup on so many faces, when will it be her turn?
So Lan Yue diligently learned makeup skills and was able to quickly apply makeup to herself each time. Unexpectedly, her makeup skills came in handy when she came to the cultivation world!
"Are these things reliable?" Elder White Eyebrows suddenly had some doubts.
How could some oddly shaped boxes transform him into a beautiful fairy?
"Elder Lu, don't you understand yet? Whether it's reliable or not, you can only rely on me now!" Lan Yue put down her things, put her hands on her hips, and laughed.
"And even if you start learning magic from Elder Duanmu now, how long will it take you to master it? The difficulty of learning such rare magic is beyond your imagination!"
"You've already wasted so much time at the Southern Spirit Sect, when are you going to the Forgotten Dust Sect? Time waits for no one, Elder Lu!"
Lan Yue was heartbroken.
The white-browed elder opposite her was stunned by her words, but upon reflection, he realized it was indeed true.
Special techniques like Elder Duanmu's, which can change gender, are indeed impossible to learn in a short time.
The only person he could truly rely on was Lan Yue, who possessed a magical artifact.
"Fine, as long as the final result satisfies me, spirit stones are not a problem!" Elder White Eyebrows hardened his heart.
At worst, he can just keep throwing spirit stones at him; he has plenty of spirit stones, though he may not have much else!
"Hehe, Elder Lu, don't worry! I, Lan Yue, am reliable!" Lan Yue patted her chest.
Elder White Eyebrows: "..."
Lan Yue seems to be the most unreliable one, but it's too late now; he's already on a sinking ship.
In the following time, Lan Yue painted on Elder Bai Mei's face, and sometimes she would take a large powder puff and frantically pat it on.
Of course, there are no powder puffs in the cultivation world. She described the materials and asked the staff of Lingbao Pavilion to buy them from outside.
There was nothing anyone could do; with Elder Bai Mei's cultivation level here, no one dared to act recklessly.
After going around in circles like this, Elder White Eyebrows felt like this face no longer belonged to him.
He watched helplessly as Lan Yue took the large powder puff and patted it on his forehead, feeling completely bewildered.
Elder Lu began to doubt his choice again. Had he really chosen the right person?
On the other side, Yunxi was also hiding in Lingbao Pavilion.
They pretended to buy things while secretly watching what was happening over there.
However, Elder Bai Mei was facing them, so these people still didn't know what the two were doing.
"Strange, what is Junior Sister Lanyue doing with that thing?" Li Bai couldn't help but shudder.
Could it be that Elder Bai Mei returned with resentment to seek revenge, only to be controlled by the immortal artifact and handed over to Lan Yue for disposal?
"So Junior Sister Lanyue is taking revenge now?" Li Bai wondered to himself.
Otherwise, how can we explain why Junior Sister Lanyue keeps smearing things on Elder Bai Mei's face?
"I know! It must be to draw a turtle on Elder Bai Mei and embarrass him in front of everyone!" Wu Tianyu had a flash of inspiration.
After all, he's done this kind of thing before, and he's very familiar with the process!
"I want to go and draw together too!" Wu Tianyu said, and was about to run over.
Wu Tianya, standing behind him, quickly pulled back her younger brother who was running around wildly.
"Let's observe first; things aren't that simple." Wu Tianya noticed the several fairy costumes nearby.