The sleepover was already hanging on by a thread.
Blankets everywhere.
People talking over each other.
Half-asleep arguments forming and collapsing in real time.
Then the door slid open.
Two figures stepped inside.
Utahime.
And… Utahime.
Utahime Iori
Utahime Iori (Younger Version)
Silence.
Everyone froze.
Not because they were scary.
Not because they were loud.
Because they weren't screaming.
Yuji blinked.
"…They're not yelling."
Megumi slowly sat up.
"…That's worse."
Nobara squinted.
"…Why are they just standing there like that."
Hakari leaned over.
"…This feels like a trap."
Kirara nodded.
"…It definitely is."
Then—
from somewhere in the room—
a voice started singing.
Takeru.
"Utahime The snowman…"
Geto joined immediately.
"…Was a fairytale they say…"
Shoko sighed as she also started singing.
"…She was made of cursed snow and dreams…"
Gojo clapped once and joined in loudly.
"…But she melted into screams!"
Satoru Gojo
Silence broke instantly.
Yuji's eyes widened.
"…WHY DO YOU ALL KNOW THIS SONG."
Megumi looked horrified.
"…WHY IS THIS A THING."
Nobara pointed aggressively.
"…WHO MADE THIS."
Geto, still singing, shrugged mid-line.
"…It just… happened."
Suguru Geto
Shoko nodded calmly while singing.
"…We don't control it anymore."
The room erupted into full group singing.
Even Nanami looked like he was suffering through it in silence.
Nanami muttered.
"…This is psychological warfare."
Haibara, fully committed, was singing too loudly.
"…BEST SONG EVER!"
Yuji grabbed his head.
"…WHY IS HE ENJOYING IT."
Then—
both Utahimes moved.
Fast.
They didn't even attack the singers properly.
They just stormed in and started physically scolding the boys.
Gojo immediately ducked.
Geto raised his hands.
Takeru kept singing mid-conflict.
"UTAHIME THE SNOWMAN—"
SMACK.
Meanwhile—
Shoko was grabbed by the collar by both Utahimes at once.
"You two."
"…Yes?"
"You are NOT helping this situation."
"…We are literally healing people emotionally."
Utahime exhaled sharply.
"…Stop it."
Shoko nodded immediately.
"…Okay."
Utahime turned back toward the chaos.
Gojo was still trying to finish the chorus while dodging.
Geto had given up entirely and just sat down mid-song.
Takeru was still singing while being physically scolded.
Yuji whispered.
"…This is the worst sleepover I've ever been to."
Megumi replied instantly.
"…It hasn't even been an hour."
Nobara groaned.
"…I hate that the song is catchy."
Hakari was still singing.
Kirara had given up resisting.
And somewhere in the middle of it all—
Utahime just stood there, arms crossed, watching the chaos she could not emotionally process.
"…I regret coming here," she muttered.
And the room kept singing anyway.