[CONFIDENTIAL WIRELESS TRANSMISSION — ENTRY LEVEL 1]
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Date: 6 - 12 - 2015
To: All Chrono Control Foundation Agents
From: The Administrator (s)
Subject: Automated Orientation Log
[-Connecting to recording….]
[-Connected-]
"Greetings, new employees. Welcome to the Chrono Control Foundation, where the most abnormal and law breaking temporal phenomenons are being constantly monitored. I am Felix Everhart, the appointed Administrator, and now… your boss as you know it. Heh.. you should be grateful that you will be joining me in my Great voyage—!"
WHACK! The sound of a palm slapping someone's back echoed within the recording.
[-Disturbance unknown-]
[-Audio signal destabilized, please wait….]
[-ERROR 404-]
[-Reconnecting….]
The faint sound of what seemed to be a sibling banter in the distance was audible through the recording.
"Damn you— Back off! I've told you that I get to go first!" the voice of Felix retorting became clearer.
"Shut up, stupid! You're ruining the orientation log! Give me that!" This time, the voice was more feminine like.
After a while, the female figure let out a long sigh.
[-Connected-]
"Test…" she cleared her throat.
"...Excuse the inconveniences, it seemed my childish 'big' brother couldn't hold himself from being a narcissist every two minutes. I introduce myself as Sylvie Everhart, the Co-Admin and the Lead Detective of CCF Central Investigation Department."
"Unlike my brother, I'm more than capable of performing multiple tasks at once under pressure while attending to his… antics."
"Fake news!" Felix shouted from afar.
"Shut up, lunatic!" She cleared her throat once more.
"Ahem, moving on. I would like to take this opportunity, as the representative of the board of management, to extend a heartfelt welcome to all agents across the globe and timelines."
"Welcome to Chrono Control Foundation."
"And may this journey lead us True." the siblings said in perfect unison.
[-End of recording-]
Signed by, The Everhart Siblings
[ADMINISTRATORS OF CCF]
Authorized by: United Nations | Security Council | Global Coalition Peacekeeping Mission
Edited & Supervised by: Elliott the Narrator