After finally dealing with that Cursed Warrior at the White House, Peter and the others rushed back to support the Base, and upon returning, this was the shocking scene they saw.
One Dark Elf after another was being driven toward the Spider Base with electric whips held by Ultron Vibranium robots.
As the Captain of the Base security, Thor would fly over from time to time to kick a stubborn Dark Elf, and smash his hammer clank-clank onto the heads of the disobedient Dark Elves!
This left the returning crowd feeling a wave of astonishment.
They knew that Thor was considered quite badass among their Spider Family, but they hadn't expected Thor to be *this* badass!
It took all of them working together to quickly deal with just one Cursed Warrior of the Dark Elves.
Yet Thor single-handedly wiped out the entire army of the Dark Elves, and even captured all of them?
Is this reasonable?
However, when their gazes shifted further to see that tall figure in silver armor standing in the open space, all their doubts were instantly resolved.
Oh, so their great Spider patriarch was back!
Well, that explains it...
Everyone walked over to Ryan together.
Peter scratched his head, feeling inexplicably a bit nervous for some reason: "Hey, Ryan, what are those Ultron robots doing to those Dark Elves?"
Ryan glanced at Peter, not answering his question, but instead sweeping his gaze across the members of the Spider Family with a low voice:
"You guys were too slow. Given your strength, dealing with a Cursed Warrior shouldn't have taken this long. Once the year-end bonuses are distributed this time, everyone get ready to undergo my special training!"
Hearing this, everyone's hanging hearts finally died completely. Their faces instantly soured as they stared resentfully at Peter.
You shouldn't have asked that extra question!
Ryan's special training was the nightmare of every single Spider Family member!
Although Ryan wouldn't actually beat you to death, it was strictly limited to *not* beating you to death!
With the regenerative serum around, Ryan practically trained them to the brink of death right on the edge of their health bars!
Although every training session left them with rich rewards, and even boosted their strength a bit under life-and-death crises.
But that process was truly inhumane!
But... as Ryan said, they were indeed slow this time.
Logically speaking, even if a Cursed Warrior's strength rivaled Hulk's, with so many experienced superheroes among them, it shouldn't have taken this long!
When it all came down to it, there hadn't been any major crises recently, leading them to become somewhat slack...
"So, were those guys arranged by Spider Boss to go pick cotton?"
At this moment, someone among the crowd once again asked the question Peter had asked earlier, and this time, it was asked even more directly.
Hearing this made everyone's eyelids twitch.
Although they all guessed that given Boss Ryan's personality, these Dark Elves' destination definitely wouldn't be great, you couldn't just point it out so straightforwardly in this era of political correctness!
Weren't they truly afraid of being cyberbullied?
Everyone curiously looked in the direction of the voice, wanting to see just which fellow was so bold.
Then they saw a bastard wearing a red-and-black battle suit, and a strange female wearing a pink-and-white battle suit.
"Deadpool?!"
"Holy crab! When did you guy come back?!"
Everyone couldn't help widening their eyes, looking somewhat surprised at Deadpool who had appeared among them out of nowhere.
Even Ryan himself was.
You must know that this fellow Deadpool had quietly slipped away after the Skrulls incident and before the zombie crisis.
Because Deadpool didn't belong to the official Spider Family members and instead belonged to the TVA, Ryan hadn't taken Deadpool's disappearance too to heart.
Now that Deadpool suddenly returned and even brought back a stranger, it certainly wasn't that simple.
And...
Ryan looked at the woman beside Deadpool, who was wearing a pink-and-white battle suit and exposing two sections of fair legs, and somehow felt she looked very familiar...
And that woman also tilted her head, staring straight at Ryan.
"You are..."
The two of them spoke up somewhat confusedly at the same time, seeming to feel a bit doubtful about each other's identity.
Hearing each other's identical words, the two of them froze simultaneously.
Then the woman covered her mouth and giggled: "Haha, if you didn't mention it, people would think we were filming Makoto Shinkai's [Your Name] ~"
Ryan: ...
Another existence that breaks the fourth wall?
You should know that the Marvel Universe doesn't have the island nation anime [Your Name].
Coupled with the fact that her battle suit was somewhat similar to Deadpool's, could she be...
Lady Deadpool...
That would be interesting...
Before Ryan could ask specifically, the other side was already arguing.
Max was pushing Deadpool: "Motherfucker, what did you bastard mean just now? What do you mean those Dark Elves went to pick cotton? What are you implying? I'm asking you, what the hell are you bastard implying?"
Deadpool slightly raised both hands, speaking in a teasing tone: "What, do you want to slander me as a racist?"
Max looked furious: "Aren't you?!"
Deadpool replied matter-of-factly: "Please, of course I wouldn't be a racist! Racism is a criminal offense, and crime belongs exclusively to Black people ~"
Hearing this, Max was stunned for a moment before reacting, his dark face turning red with anger.
"I'm going to fucking kill you!!!"
Electric arcs surged over Max's body as he roared and pounced toward Deadpool.
Deadpool was unhurried; he pulled out a bucket of water from somewhere and splashed it right at the pouncing Max!
And then...
Bzzzz— — — — — — — — — —
This time, instead of just Deadpool getting shocked, everyone around was electrocuted together!
Everyone started tap-dancing right on the spot.
Ryan: ... (helpless facepalm.jpg)
It wasn't until Ryan dragged out the soaking wet and leaking Max that everyone finally broke free from the control of the electrotherapy.
"Alright, everyone gather in the conference room in one minute. If you're late, your year-end bonus will be directly cancelled."
Finished speaking, Ryan glanced at the crowd, a flash of blue light flickered on his body, and he had already vanished.
"Year-end bonus?"
At this, most people were somewhat confused.
After all, Peter and Harry had gathered everyone earlier, but before they had time to explain why they called them together, they were interrupted by the emergency rescue call from the White House.
Only Peter and Harry, who knew the inside story, reacted immediately and bolted toward the Spider Base at a speed that would make Bolt cry.
No help for it—there were no buildings around, so they couldn't swing with spider webs!
Tony was the third to react.
Because he suddenly remembered that Ryan had said before that when he returned next time and collected all six Infinity Stones, he would help revive his parents!
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