Chapter 85 – Remilia: "My Sister Has Been Defiled!"
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"Forbidden: Fourfold Existence" was a unique ability of Flandre Scarlet—a technique that allowed her to split into four versions of herself, including the original.
Though they looked identical, each clone had a completely different personality.
"Why do you only call us out at times like this? You're as useless as ever."
That was the sharp-tongued Flandre.
"Hmph! Don't misunderstand, I didn't come out because I wanted to help you!"
The tsundere Flandre: "Hehe… why argue? Don't we usually just fight first and talk later?"
The scheming Flandre, smiling mischievously.
The last one, radiating pure innocence, said nothing. She simply stayed beside Kihara, carefully protecting him.
The gentle Flandre.
Sakuya Izayoi pressed her fingers to her forehead, clearly exasperated.
"Second Lady, if you keep acting like this, the Mistress will definitely scold you later."
That was the worst thing she could have said.
The tsundere Flandre immediately snapped, hands on her hips:
"Big sister is always like that! She always steals what I like! This time, we won't let her get her way!"
"Exactly! If we like something, we keep it!"
"Why don't we just kill her? Then she can't take anything."
"Fighting is bad… but if it's to protect our toy… then we have no choice."
For once, all four versions were in complete agreement.
They left Kihara behind and rushed out of the basement, each gripping the flaming demon sword Laevatein, charging straight toward the courtyard.
There, under the moonlight, Remilia Scarlet was calmly sipping tea.
Without a word—
They attacked.
When Kihara woke up, the first thing he saw was absolute chaos.
The once-elegant courtyard of the Scarlet Devil Mansion had turned into ruins. In the middle of it.
Remilia and Flandre were literally rolling on the ground, grabbing each other's hair and fighting like children.
At first, they had fought seriously.
But as their magic power ran dry, neither was willing to admit defeat and it devolved into this embarrassing brawl.
"You're finally awake… troublemaker."
Sakuya stood beside him, her gaze cold.
"Are you talking about me?"
"Do you see anyone else here who fits that description?"
"…Fair enough. But could you at least explain what's going on before blaming me?"
Kihara stood up, brushing off dust.
Strangely enough, despite being drained of blood earlier, he didn't feel weak at all.
"The Second Lady wants to protect her 'toy'—which is you. So she decided to fight the Mistress."
"…Wait. Are you saying she likes me?"
"...?"
Sakuya stared at him.
"How exactly did you come to that conclusion?"
But Kihara completely ignored her growing hostility, instead getting excited:
"Hey, what do you think about me giving her new clothes? She stays in the basement all day—she probably doesn't even change outfits much, right?"
Sakuya's expression darkened.
This man needs to be blacklisted from the Scarlet Devil Mansion immediately.
He's a danger to both the Mistress and the Second Lady.
Before she could respond, Kihara ran straight toward the still-fighting vampire sisters and waved his arms.
"Hey! Stop fighting! If you're going to fight, do it on my bed! I'll like it either way!"
"Human, what nonsense are you spouting—?!"
"Ah! My toy is awake!"
Before Remilia Scarlet could finish scolding him, Flandre Scarlet immediately let go of her sister and dove straight into Kihara's arms.
"Mm~ This feels even better than my bed… I want to stay here forever!"
She rubbed her soft face against his chest like a spoiled kitten.
Seeing her little sister happily clinging to a man right in front of her.
Remilia completely lost it.
"Flandre! What are you doing?! Get off him right now!"
"I don't want to!"
Flandre only hugged tighter, burying her face deeper into his chest.
(Though the drool soaking his clothes made it slightly less romantic…)
Kihara noticed Remilia's dangerous glare shifting toward him.
Yeah… this is about to turn into a problem.
He gently stroked Flandre's golden hair.
She immediately melted, letting out a soft, kitten-like hum, her crimson eyes curving into happy crescents.
"Flandre, I want to give you a gift. Can you come down first?"
"Hmm…"
She looked at him… then at Remilia…
After a moment, she chose him.
Nodding obediently, she floated down and stood beside him, eyes sparkling with anticipation.
Kihara took out a pink pearl—a drop item from the Deep Sea King—and handed it to her.
Remilia scoffed immediately.
"You think that is worthy of my sister? She doesn't even like jewelry."
That might have been true.
…but saying it in front of Flandre?
"Don't listen to big sister! I like this pink round thing!"
To prove it—
Flandre accepted the pearl…
…then floated up to Kihara's eye level…
…and kissed his cheek.
"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
"SECOND LADY!!!"
Remilia and Sakuya screamed in perfect sync.
In an instant, they rushed forward.
One pulled Flandre away.
The other blocked Kihara.
"You insolent human!"
"My sister has been defiled!!!"
Before they could tear him to pieces.
A gap suddenly opened and swallowed Kihara whole.
Remilia furiously wiped Flandre's mouth with a handkerchief, practically grinding her teeth:
"Yukari Yakumo!!! I knew this was your doing! Just you wait!!!"
Meanwhile…
Kihara finally returned to his farmhouse.
…but his position felt… strange.
His head was buried between three soft, warm, differently scented objects and his body was tightly wrapped in blankets.
"So Yukari wasn't lying! If we do this, we can summon Kihara out of the blanket!"
"I told you, he has an unusual obsession with legs."
"Incredible… I've learned something new today."
Three girls chatted above him.
Akane Shinjo, Rikka Takarada, and Minami Yume had their legs stacked together and his head was trapped between them.
Kihara, while enjoying what could only be described as heaven was also deeply confused.
"Yume… when did you get so close to Akane and Rikka? Was I gone for days?"
Yume pulled back her leg slightly, noticing the brief disappointment in his eyes.
With a playful smile, she tugged at her white stocking and pressed it back onto him.
"Not really. Just one day."
"That Yukari said you went to repay a 'debt.'"
"Rikka and Akane just showed us around Pelican Town."
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