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Translator: penny
Chapter: 20
Chapter Title: I Changed My Cosmetics..(To Semen)
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"Where the hell have you been?"
After staying out overnight and having dinner at Im Hyeji's place until evening, I walked in to find Kang Hana glaring at me from the living room.
It had been a while since the whole family sat down for dinner together—Mom and Dad were there too.
"Son, you're home? Long time no see."
"What's this, going out somewhere?"
"Yes. This humble one went out on some dating business and met a woman."
"Oh my, really? Congrats, honey."
"You? With a woman?"
"...Dad, Mom, you believe that crap? He didn't come back from gambling, did he?"
I brushed off their teasing and headed to my room, but Kang Hana followed me in.
"What?"
"Where'd you go?"
"Sigh. What's with you since yesterday? On your period or something?"
"Hey! Cut the bullshit."
"I told you, I was with a woman."
I was being straight with her, but this damn reality wouldn't buy it.
"What woman would go for a guy like you?"
"Why the attitude? If you're pissed, pay me to deal with it."
"I know you stole 50,000 won from my room."
"...That's settled now, so get out."
"Whatever. I'm tagging along on your Monday dungeon run with Hyeji. I'm going too."
"I heard."
"...What? You talk to Hyeji? How'd you even get her number?"
"Dunno. She said someone from Semi Guild gave it to her, and she reached out first."
"Don't get too chummy. She's the boss, you're the grunt. Use polite speech even in there."
"Man, you're extra naggy today."
"...Ugh, seriously. Why drag this loser along..."
Slam! The door shut.
I yelled at it.
"Hey!!"
No response, of course.
"Maybe I should text Hyeji..."
I muttered loud enough, and the door flew open.
"What!!"
"Get some food on the way and give me cash."
"You get daily pay. Buy it yourself!!"
"I'll pay you back after. It's a 2-3 day run. You want your big bro starving?"
"They'll feed you there. Eat that."
"Hmm... okay. Guess I'll ask Hyeji then..."
"Argh!!! You old fart, you wanna beg a girl seven years younger?!!"
"Yep."
Kang Hana clenched her fists, stormed back to her room, grabbed a fistful of 50,000-won bills, and chucked them at me.
"Stuff your face and don't screw anything up!! I'll kill you!!"
"Yes, ma'am!!"
About ten bills. Damn.
Having a hotshot hunter little sis really pays off.
Sure, she's just a B-rank hanger-on outside, but her combat-unrelated ability is pretty rare, so she rakes in cash.
With that, I had enough for provisions for the trip.
Exhausted from running around lately, I holed up in my room until the day before my first dungeon dive—no stepping out, just scrolling Hunter Gallery and Nutube to kill time.
Snuck out at night to crash at Im Hyeji's again.
Morning: Delivered a fresh load of semen.
Trembling first day on the job.
My first dungeon ever.
Slinging the magic backpack from her place, I headed to Semi Guild.
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The Semi Guild building was huge.
"Whoa... They must make bank."
Obvious statement, so Im Hyeji didn't bother replying.
Inside, we went up and found a ton of hunters gathered.
Her C Team office was a spacious lounge setup for chilling.
One side had a big training room.
Even a fitness area.
"Whoa..."
"Hello."
Plenty of hunters already inside.
Almost none had personal porters, so I drew a lot of stares.
"This guy's Hyeji's personal porter...?"
"Yeah."
"Hi."
"Uh, yeah."
"So you're Hana's big bro."
Not exactly a welcoming vibe, but expected.
Why roll out the red carpet for some normie porter?
Even if it's a friend bringing a buddy, without overt "we're tight" intros, they'd just think, Oh, acquaintance porter. Cool.
Especially as "Kang Hana's big bro"—to C Team, that's just "friend's brother, brought him along to look out for him," not suspecting any personal ties with Im Hyeji.
Worked in my favor.
"Quiet and chill. Nice."
In the big office.
Im Hyeji snuck peeks at me now and then, but I preferred zero attention.
Plus, no other women in C Team matched her curves.
Including her, maybe four ladies—all built like dedicated dungeon grinders.
A few young ones who'd look fine dolled up, but next to Im Hyeji? Just average.
Maybe I peaked too early.
Shouldn't be picky.
Pregnancy isn't about looks—it's about the skills she'll birth.
That way I stock up on good skills, climb to S or SS rank.
But it's not just popping out skills once—you gotta keep feeding nutrients long-term, so looks do matter.
Hard to get it up for average girls after banging Im Hyeji.
"Hyeji, you get some treatment during downtime?"
"Huh?"
"Your skin's glowing like crazy."
As expected, Im Hyeji was popular in the guild.
Guys shot obvious lusty glances from all sides.
Girls mixed envy with chit-chat attempts—I could see it clear.
"Oh... really...? Haven't done anything special..."
She'd gotten a heavy dose of my skin-whitening semen that morning—dewy glow skin active.
Honestly, did whitening even change much for her? Jury's out.
Her skin was flawless already—pale, soft, no pores, young too. Hard to spot the difference.
But dewy glow? Night and day.
Like... plump and juicy.
Hard to describe, but celebs' that hydrated, moist sheen made her face shine even more.
"Share your skincare routine? What brand was it last time?"
"Oh, I use XX Cosmetics."
"Gonna grab some after this dungeon. Your skin's insane."
"Youth is unbeatable."
"Suyeon's young too."
"Unnie!!"
Im Hyeji glanced my way.
Our eyes met; she forced a awkward smile.
Itching to spill, huh.
I'd wanna brag too.
Wonder how they'd react.
Ejaculate from that nerdy porter hunkered in the corner, absorbed via creampie—boom, results like this.
Social suicide face, but she held it together.
About 30 minutes of C Team's lively banter later, the assembly call came. Down to the first floor: four buses lined up, marked "Semi."
Felt like a school trip.
Grabbed gear, snagged a middle window seat.
Back was for the delinquents—badass aura kept me away.
Waiting for everyone, latecomer Im Hyeji plops in the empty seat next to me.
"Huh? Why're you on this bus?"
SS-rank hunter's porter perks: Guild staff pulled me aside on the way down, briefed me on dos/don'ts.
First: Travel by bus, but she'll take her personal car—follow her lead.
"Just felt like it. Problem?"
"Uh, n-no."
Her sweet smile asking floored me—I stammered.
Lamb in bed, SS-rank tiger outside.
Ignoring stares from hunters and staff, she whipped out her phone for business.
Bus rolled out.
Hour later: Dungeon gate.
B-rank gate was massive.
Dozens gathered—staff, hunters.
Familiar face.
"Yo."
"Don't talk to me."
"My bro!"
Kang Hana scowled, fist up, turned away scanning the crowd.
I shouldered the pack and trailed Im Hyeji.
Dungeon entry? Less scary than expected.
Others slipped in casual; she did too. I followed suit, no biggie—pushed into the gate.
Felt like passing through a transparent membrane.
"Whoa."
New world unfolded.
Vast sky.
Lush grass and trees.
Crisp wind piercing my nose.
Mouth agape at nature you can't taste in stuffy Seoul jungle.
"Oppa, first time for real?"
Im Hyeji teased beside my awe.
"B-rank for your debut ain't easy. Stick to my side."
"Was gonna anyway. If I croak, Resurrection me."
"Can't use it if you're dead, oppa."
"Then you die instead."
"..."
She pouted and rolled her eyes mid-chat—yeah, we're buddies now.
Half-joking, but serious too.
Better her than me.
'Course, if I hit Lv5 and learn it myself.
Real talk: Neither dying today.
Hunter formation centered on her; I walked beside—layers of meat shields for me.
And so my first dungeon run began.
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