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Translator: penny
Chapter: 149
Chapter Title: Lee Sua's Daily vLog
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[Hidden Achievement 'What a Waste... Are You Loaded?' Achieved.]
[30P]
The system even acknowledged my insane stunt.
To think there was an achievement for wasting SSS-grade sperm, no less.
Of course, now that I had about 48 spare shots without concentrating it, it wasn't a huge issue. Still, the concentrated stuff fit so perfectly that it wasn't easy to waste.
I pocketed the generous 30P, slept like a baby in Kang Hana's bed, and when I woke up, she'd shoved me against the wall and was sleeping beside me.
I quietly slipped out of bed without waking her and left the house.
Today was Lee Sua's turn.
"Kang Jik. It's been forever, hasn't it?"
"We saw each other yesterday."
"...I meant just the two of us?"
"...Did I?"
Lee Sua was in jeans and a plain white shirt, her face half-hidden under a cap-style hat. We met up outside today.
Of course, anywhere crowded would've drawn a 100% recognition swarm, so we picked a fancy restaurant in a nicely secluded spot.
"Hello, everyone. This is my first YouTube video. Shooting solo felt a bit awkward, so I'm trying it out with a familiar oppa."
In the afternoon, at a premium hanwoo spot, I watched Lee Sua hold the camera in one hand while we each savored bites of grilled meat for her YouTube vlog.
With her activities on indefinite hiatus, she said she was picking up vlogging as a hobby.
"You're filming me so you can frame me and have me publicly quartered, right?"
"We have to clear up the misunderstanding. People are dying to know about that whole 'He's my husband. She's my wife' thing from last time."
I acted exactly as usual, even with the camera rolling.
A vlog was all about capturing daily life anyway, and even if she filmed raw footage, Lee Sua would handle the editing.
She might have a separate editor, but whatever—she'd sort it out.
I'd figured I'd be nervous since I'd never been on camera in my life, but surprisingly, I felt nothing. Must've turned into an exhibitionist or something.
Instead, my focus was entirely on the delicious meat.
"That's not wrong, is it? We got pregnant and had two kids, so yeah—husband and wife."
"Kang Jiiiik! Nooo!"
At my casual remark, Lee Sua jolted in surprise and yanked the camera back.
"Aigoo... The editor's gonna see everything."
"Just hire someone who doesn't care."
"...They wouldn't, but still, it's kinda weird."
"....Since when?"
The woman who'd openly liked and followed my feed, sparking nationwide dating rumors, was embarrassed about this?
Her expression showed she was amused, grinning like it was hilarious. Yeah, Lee Sua definitely wasn't your average person.
She only pulled the camera away for a second before shoving it right back in my face.
"Don't worry about it, Kang Jik. You're already pretty chill. My coordinator's the editor anyway."
"...What kinda superhuman is she? Cosplay and editing?"
"Well, since I paused activities... she's kinda unemployed, so I have to look after her."
"Should we film us having sex and send it over?"
"...I said I have to look after her—why make her unemployed twice?"
Filming our meal with the camera on was pretty fun in its own way.
The meat was delicious, and it had been a while since I'd seen Lee Sua—or at least, it felt that way.
You could even call it our first real date.
No red-blooded man hates a vibe like this.
Lee Sua, everyone's dream girl.
Eating meat with her, chatting idly, filming for YouTube.
"What's your concept gonna be? Full-on salt-in-the-wound bragging?"
"What do you like, Kang Jik?"
"Oppa vibes work."
"How about the oppa who saved me from danger on Mars and we got close that way?"
"I'm too much of a normie for that."
We even had a serious chat about concepts.
Of course, it was just an excuse to indulge some selfish fantasies.
"Let's go full brainrot. You fell for me at first sight. Perfect ideal type. You were already friends with Hyeji, but then you saw me—the pack mule hauling stuff with her on Mars—and boom, smitten. You made time during concert prep to visit, flirted in that dangerous Mars hellhole, fanned the tiny spark. Finally confessed but chickened out thinking you'd never see me again, so you stayed male bestie. Now you keep your distance, acting platonic while screaming 'I like you' vibes. And I'm oblivious, treating you like a girl friend..."
"....."
"Too detailed?"
"Kang Jik, you could be a novelist."
"Twenty years on the forums? I crank out delusion fics like that in minutes. Especially for a top idol-actress like you, Sua. Heh."
"....Whoa. That was exactly like that guy who stalked me."
"Who?"
"There was this stalker who followed me everywhere and ended up in jail."
"....."
She shot me a side-eye.
Then burst into a grin.
"But it'd be fun. Wanna go with that?"
"...For real?"
"Yeah! Our relationship's whatever anyway—no wrong settings. And some of it's true?"
"...How much is 'some'?"
"If you wanna pretend I fell for you at first sight, sure."
She toyed with my heart like a pro.
Reeled me in just right, then pushed back at the perfect moment.
Even knowing I was enslaved to her semen cravings, it tickled—real or just concept?
"Kang Jik, say something to the viewers. Lots of them suspect us. Got a statement?"
"Can I clear it up?"
"Of course! It'll be your official stance on YouTube!"
We'd finished eating; I patted my belly and chugged a fizzy soda. Lee Sua scooted next to me, camera thrust in my face, full YouTube energy.
Could be the vlog's main content, so I got serious and stated my position.
"This is our relationship."
I grabbed Lee Sua's cheek—still holding her camera—and pulled her in for a light kiss.
Mwah!
Then back to facing the lens.
What happened behind the camera probably didn't catch.
Maybe just the sound.
I thumbs-upped the camera.
"She's my wife."
"...Pffft hahaha!"
Lee Sua finally cracked, unable to hold it in.
Face beet red in panic, but she clutched her stomach, doubled over laughing—like the situation was hilarious.
"Ah, oppa, you're too funny."
"..."
I hadn't meant to be funny...
She turned off the camera, grabbed my hand, and stood.
"Let's go! Meal's done—time for round two!"
"Yeah, go ahead. Gotta hit the bathroom."
I casually took my time in the restroom, then strolled out to see Lee Sua waving the receipt.
Then we hopped in her car and headed to her place.
"...Round two's here?"
"Why not? Coming to your wife's house is rule one for a husband."
"You lured me out with the vlog excuse for this."
"Two birds. You said you wanted that spark quick. Know how many days it's been? Keep this up and I'll..."
As we headed inside, arm-in-arm, she arched a brow and dropped a scary line.
"Get obsessed?"
"...Gasp."
"I knocked up a perfectly fine idol-actress, dragged her to dangerous dungeons—gotta take responsibility... Mmph!"
Lee Sua had been in the industry since she was young, sure.
But her age showed in these wild, unpredictable bursts.
Especially her bubbly side—it let her tease me mercilessly like this without a second thought.
"...Gotta take responsibility, huh?"
The second we were inside, she switched to a sultry voice, pinned me against the door, and slipped her hand into my pants.
Pressed against me, lips brushing mine, she whispered:
"How many left today?"
"...Huh?"
"This..."
She gripped the guy already rock-hard and happy just from her touch. I had to answer honestly.
"One...?"
"...Huh? For real?"
"Nah, two—but like 1.5 each."
I scratched my head with a genuinely troubled look, and she laughed, leaning in for a kiss.
"What's with that un-Kang-Jik-like face? Gimme back the guy who ignored my 'no kissing' and devoured my lips."
Her lips met mine, tongues tangled, arms around my neck. I wrapped one arm around her waist, scooped her up, and carried her inside.
Her legs locked around me as I dropped her stuff one by one on the floor.
Bag. Outer clothes.
She was about to drop her little camera too, so I snatched it and turned it on.
"...?"
"Vlog ain't over. Gotta show the daily wrap-up."
"...You're such a perv, Kang Jik. Where do you get these ideas?"
"Not from the girl sending naughty pics from the practice room."
"That's 'cause you... Mmph!"
I must've hit some button—no time to check if it was recording for real.
I wasn't seriously planning to film.
Pretending to hold it steady, I tossed her onto the bed—camera too, roughly.
"I want Ember and Flame both first-awakened ASAP. Till dawn, dump tomorrow's load here too?"
Lying back, legs spread, pants down, she pressed her lower belly with both hands, pleading.
That sight made it impossible to keep playing the oblivious guy friend ignoring his hopelessly smitten girl pal.
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