Okay. So I was dead.
That revelation didn't do much to soothe my wounded pride.
Me! A top painter and pianist! How was I, who had already done so many top-class recitals and had many fans - not a few of whom sucked my dick or offered their pussies - not accepted into that damn music college?
So what if I leered at that busty teacher? She didn't complain, why were you, a seventy-year-old man worried, you damn principal?!
But I had to take it in stride, now that I'm dead. So this is why you pay attention to where you're going, kids. And also not do random stuff while walking. Such as tweeting. Definitely not.
Learnt it the hard way that Truck-kun definitely has it out for you if you do that. And I heard there's only a small chance you'd be sent to another world if he does hit you, so it's not always a 'Banzai!' moment.
So, even after so much monologuing, nothing happened. I'm still floating around in the void. Huh. What should this be? The afterlife, or the waiting area? I mean, being left alone with my thoughts and no body to move for aeons doesn't sound so good. But then again, can it truly be considered torture?
Speaking of torture, does pulling out the nails of someone actually hurt that much? Then again, when you bite your nails, it does tend to hurt like a mother's disappointment, only physically. Learnt that the hard way, and refrained from doing so ever again because it slowed down my practice. I may have been a scumbag, but I have my rules.
Yes, I was morally grey and lustful, sue me. My opinion is that wine and women are some of the greatest joys in a man's life. I personally don't drink wine much because it can bloat fingers sometimes if you drink too much. Again, I have rules.
So, I'm left with women, so I enjoyed it double.
Sue me.
So, what am I supposed to do now? Float around for a bit longer, or...? It's sort of getting monotonous now...
As if reading my thoughts, a cloud of luminous fog erupted around me out of nowhere. It brightened and I instinctively closed my eyes - then I realized I don't have any. How was I seeing then?
My musings were interrupted by a PING!
|You have been accepted by Chaos. Requirements have been met.|
|You have been issued the Chaos Gacha System.|
|You shall first roll the world you will go to. To keep it on a more positive note, you will be allowed to choose to keep it random, or worlds you know.|
Worlds I know? Maybe fictional worlds? Hmm. Of course I'd choose that... of course... but goddammit why did I have such a voracious reading appetite? I read some of those bullshit Chinese Cultivation novels too, and some of those are absolute nuts. Some even have only the protagonists survive... well. I guess I just had to hope against hope, huh.
I choose World's I Know.
How'd my thoughts suddenly become italic? Was that telepathy?
|Affirmative. Rolling from worlds you know.|
|Roll Complete. World: My Hero Academia, Score: 4.|
|You have been issued 3 Gold Tickets and 1 Silver Advantage Ticket.|
|Tickets can be used to roll the Gacha, obtaining any of the five: Abilities, Traits, Items, Familiars, and Skills. Tickets can be obtained by completing Feats in the World.|
|Roll?|
Ooh, a gacha. My weakness. Considering I spent over a million on Fate: Grand Order and Genshin Impact... oh. Yeah. Weakness alright.
Doesn't matter. When in Rome, do as the Romans do... so. I Shall Roll!
[Grand Theft]
|Epic Ability|
Allows you to steal ALL possessions of a target within a 5-meter range, everything on their body that is not magically or physically bound enters a subspace inventory you have. You can narrow the range of the ability to steal specific targets more easily.
Hmm. Pretty sure this Gacha is trying to make me a villain. Nope! That world makes it such a pain to be a Villain. Even a hidden mastermind would be such a pain. I'm not into pain. I guess I can use it, but I should be very, very careful.
[Wind]
|Uncommon Ability|
Allows you to conjure and control winds and air with decent power and precision, strong enough to kill people with lashes of wind or throw them in the air with gusts of wind.
I see. Is that basically Yoarashi's Quirk? I see, I see. That might be fun, hit him with his own quirk. Am I diabolical? Yes, I'd say so. Only when being diabolical isn't being a Villain. I'm not righteous, but mindlessly hurting someone is not something I like to do.
Now, for the next roll...
[Soften]
|Rare Ability|
Allows you to soften objects you are touching while still keeping their properties otherwise, you can turn the consistency of steel into the dough but it's still as heavy and durable. Once you release your power the objects will slowly gain their hardness back but their shapes will still remain changed.
... What's with me getting recommended students' quirks? What's next, Momo's Creation?
Well, I guess with this, all three of my Gold Tickets are done. I thought I would get items and familiars too, as the Chaos Gacha had suggested. I guess my luck worked?
I'd say that's some bullshit luck there, because I didn't even get a Common. In the information sent to my brain about my quirk - every time I unlock something, it sends me information, and since I unlocked rarity, it sent me information about rarity - and uncommon was the lowest I got. Then again, it isn't some overpowered luck or anything like that, It's not like I got all elite or epic.
Well, it was time to go on further. One final ticket... RNGesus, I pray unto you!
[Restraint Levels]
|Uncommon Ability|
Hellsing - Allows you to place "Restraint Levels" on targets who are willing or unable to resist, including yourself. The restraint levels you place can forcefully prevent targets from using and activating abilities and forms, sealing them or using certain levels of power. These restraint levels can only be lifted by you or a designated target saying the unlock phrase.
or
[Super Absorbant Sponge]
|Common Item|
Terraria - A sponge that can hold approximately 1,000,000,000 liters of water inside of it, don't ask how it doesn't change in size or weight regardless of how much is inside of it.
I wasn't sure what to think of the latter one. Sure, it'd be useful. In some worlds. Like Percy Jackson, perhaps. In MHA? Again, it's a maybe. But as far as I knew, not many had any powers that needed water. Sure, Todoroki has ice, but he could literally manifest the ice, so I don't think it's necessary...
Yeah, I'm not taking a Common Item over an Uncommon Ability. Rarity is King, brothers. And Items can be stolen.
Restraint Levels it is.
So now... what next?
|Rolling World Start...|
Huh? What's that?
|Your World Start is a value out of 20. The lower the value, the better. If it crosses 10, you will roll for curses.|
...I just hope my sinking gut feeling is a lie. It's a lie, isn't it?
|Roll Complete. World Start: 9|
... At least I'm safe. I was this close, huh...
|Initiating World Transfer...|
I didn't even have the time to read it completely before the everything went dark.