Spiky Shield could have killed them seven times over in three minutes.
The biggest difficulty of this "hail-a-hitter" mission was being careful not to permanently cripple these thugs.
"Hello, this concludes the service from Beastman Spike Shield. Please remember to leave a five-star review."
After a polite bow, Spiky Shield departed.
Scattered on the ground were the tightly bound "heroes" of the Panjiao Gang.
"We're sorry, we were wrong! Please spare us just this once..."
"It had nothing to do with me! He made me do it! He said he wanted revenge on you!"
The thugs were a mess of snot and tears, busy betraying one another.
Another major reason Tieflings were so disliked is that they couldn't even manage to be impressive villains.
The more impressive villains at least had fan clubs.
They're all red.
A true, unprovoked cataclysm could only be Zog, never a Tiefling.
Old Mike ignored the pleas of these vermin and began to carry out his human resources duties.
