He couldn't tell what brand it was!
No, the real issue was that you could hardly even call this a phone in the Real World.
The entire phone was transparent... Holding it was like grasping a piece of precious jade; it wasn't cold, but felt incredibly warm and smooth.
After examining it for a moment, Chu Bamboo lightly swiped his finger across the screen, which projected a holographic display.
'Huh? It can project an image?'
'Holy shit... Wait, why is there no battery icon in the top-right corner? Don't tell me... this phone has an infinite battery?!!'
Chu Bamboo's scalp tingled. He glanced at Li Kang, who looked as if this was all perfectly normal, then back at the phone. He opened his mouth to speak several times, but the words were caught in his throat.
'Damn it, now I'm the country bumpkin!'
