Andy is numb.
Is this the power of Peking University?
At this moment, all he wanted to say was:
A hamburger is not a hamburger bun!
It's a brick and a kitchen knife!
This is clearly a case of a novice defeating a master!
During halftime, Borussia Dortmund made some adjustments!
It's normal for players to feel sluggish after international breaks.
But so many is a bit abnormal!
The second half has begun!
Piszczek replaced Gündoğan, Castro replaced Kagawa Shinji.
Dortmund launches a full-scale counterattack!
In the 47th minute, Andy received the ball in the middle and advanced forward to the flank.
Seeing that there was no one defending him, he took a shot!
Unfortunately, the ball ultimately went over the crossbar.
This situation startled the goalkeeper!
Is this kid's shooting range that far?
Two minutes later, Reus broke into the penalty area in a 1v3 situation and was brought down!
But the referee did not make a call.
In the ensuing scramble, Mkhitaryan received the ball outside the penalty area and unleashed a powerful shot that went wide.
Just one minute later, Andy and his teammates successfully won the ball back in the attacking third!
Then he unleashed another long-range shot from outside the penalty area!
Goalkeeper Adler dives to the side!
Push the ball over the crossbar!
Corner kick taken!
Andy bursts into the penalty area from outside, attempting to utilize his enhanced heading ability.
Once again, it was the opposing goalkeeper who stepped up!
Hold the ball firmly in your arms.
The pace of the game was extremely fast!
Dortmund's players are desperate to score.
However, extremes always lead to their opposites!
In the 55th minute, Hamburg launched an attack down the right flank!
Sakai Gotoku's cross from behind was blocked out of bounds by Andy!
Then a corner kick was taken!
Hummels leaps high inside the penalty area!
The ball hit his head and changed its trajectory.
It flew straight towards the far post of his own goal.
Own goal!
Andy felt that despite his best efforts to score a header, he just couldn't manage it.
The captain simply touched it lightly.
They're in already?
genius!
After scoring, Hummels proactively admitted his mistake to everyone.
Under those conditions, own goals were inevitable.
But the score has already reached 3-0.
It wasn't just Andy who was anxious; the whole team was anxious!
In the 63rd minute, Dortmund missed another golden opportunity.
Andy delivered a low cross from the right wing, and Januzaj, who was making a run into the box, had his shot saved by the goalkeeper.
His shooting touch was absolutely terrible today!
In the 68th minute of the match, Mkhitaryan played a through ball to Castro, who made a run into the box, but his shot flew over the stands!
Nine minutes later, Reus was fouled in the attacking third.
The referee awards a free kick!
Andy volunteered for this position!
His long-range free kick was well-received by his teammates.
So Andy will handle this ball.
"Bang!"
The free kick was saved by the goalkeeper!
Andy stood there scratching his head.
Although I can't guarantee that every kick will be as good as the one I did that day.
But this goalkeeper definitely opened the scoring today!
A urine test is mandatory after the game!
Dortmund failed to score until stoppage time.
In the 91st minute, Andy's long-range shot from outside the penalty area hit the post!
Januzaj scores on the rebound!
However, the referee ruled that the goal was offside and disallowed.
As Hamburg goalkeeper Adler kicked the ball into the middle, the final whistle blew.
In the end, Borussia Dortmund lost 0-3 to Hamburg away from home!
This is Andy's first loss since starting!
There's nothing to say!
It's all about timing and fate!
The opponent had the advantage of timing, location, and popular support.
Borussia Dortmund had over 20 shots on goal throughout the match!
Only 5 shots on target!
Among them, goalkeeper Adler made 8 saves, ranking first in the entire game!
On the return bus, the interior was eerily quiet!
Losing 3 points means the gap between the team and league leaders Bayern Munich is widening.
Andy glanced at the taskbar and sighed inwardly.
Achieving a 3-game winning streak in 5 matches.
This means I only have three chances!
For some reason, everyone seems to be in a strange state today!
All the shots I usually score in training, I couldn't score today!
Despite having over 60% possession, they were still outmaneuvered by their opponents.
They made it 3-0!
This demonstrates Aubameyang's importance to the team.
The vehicle returned to the training base.
Except for Aubameyang, who was not included in the squad, none of the other players left beforehand.
Tuchel did not criticize the match; instead, he took the blame upon himself.
Since the next match is a Europa League game in six days, he gave all the players a day off to adjust their form.
In fact, the team's loss was entirely within Tuchel's expectations.
For a team with many national team players, it's already a blessing that no players got injured after the international break!
Losing one game is acceptable.
And this happened when the main scorer and he himself were unable to play.
After returning home, Andy chose to go straight to sleep.
Overthinking is useless.
Losing is normal, but maintaining a good mindset after a loss is key!
If you're bad at cooking, just practice more!
Meanwhile, news of Dortmund's disastrous performance became a trending topic in Germany.
The haters are having a blast!
Fortunately, Tuchel took the blame in his post-match interview.
Furthermore, the club immediately posted on social media acknowledging its shortcomings!
Only then was public opinion stabilized.
The home team's loss did not dampen the enthusiasm of the locals in Dortmund for life.
The next morning, Andy was woken up by the commotion downstairs.
After going downstairs to find out, I learned that today was the second annual Big Eater Challenge!
As one of the top local restaurants in recent months.
[Old Dortmund Fried Noodles] has been successfully selected as a sub-venue for Chinese Cuisine!
The government funds the purchase of ingredients to welcome numerous challengers!
Inside the kitchen, four chefs were eager to try their hand at their craft!
"We must feed these big eaters today!"
""Understood!Brother An, just you wait and see!"
"I want to see what these foreign devils are up to!"
Andy didn't show himself; he secretly observed everything from the monitoring room on the second floor.
Surprisingly, half of the first batch of contestants to enter the restaurant were Asian!
They come from Xiao Rizi, Xiao Bangzi, and Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand.
Several of them are famous competitive eaters on YouTube in Asia!
I'm here specifically to win the prize money!
"Is this a noodle restaurant?I'm going to make the owner cry!"
"There's no challenge at all; I could eat a dozen bowls of noodles like this!"
"Wow, my belly is big enough to hold everything!"
"It feels like they can't eat as fast as we can cook!"
The local television station broadcast the entire event live, and many onlookers watched the spectacle live.
According to regulations, the kitchen only has 30 minutes to prepare meals.
However, with a 15-minute head start, that makes a total of 45 minutes.
With the host holding a stopwatch, the competition officially began!
Andy's kitchen is bustling with activity!
The three dishes were prepared in just 8 minutes!
As soon as it was delivered to the restaurant, it was devoured by everyone!
The competitive eaters started shouting!
He declared that he would teach this restaurant owner a lesson today!
Comrade Lao An quickly ran back to the kitchen and brought the chefs a message.
"They're eating really fast!There are a lot of Japanese people participating in the competition!"
A single sentence can awaken someone from a dream!
Several chefs responded enthusiastically!
"Damn!There are Japanese here!"
"Okay, okay!I know what to do!"
"Brother Quan, why didn't you say so sooner!"
Then, one "delicious dish" after another was served on the table!
The rice crust from the clay pot was so hot it was practically boiling!
Boiled beef!
Sichuan peppercorn chicken!
The big eaters in the restaurant got busy!
The hissing and hissing sounds were incessant!
When the chef served the last dish, Mapo Tofu, almost all the local European competitive eaters were completely overwhelmed.
Spicy first, then numbing!
They simply can't stand it!
With less than 10 minutes left, Comrade Lao An waved his hand!
"Bring the main course!"
"Boss, what would you like the main course?"
Comrade Lao An chuckled, got up, and took out a bag of local specialties he had just brought back from China from the cabinet.
Fujian-style noodles!
"After making the noodles, prepare some soup for them."
Everyone was filled with awe and respect!
In this regard, the boss is the one who has to take charge!
So one of the chefs continued, following his lead:
"I see they're drinking ice water because it's so spicy, why don't I stir-fry some soybeans for them as a side dish?"
Comrade Lao An nodded!
very good!
This child is teachable!
Andy, who was upstairs, saw this scene on the security camera and couldn't help but walk towards the kitchen.
When Comrade Lao An saw his son appear, he immediately asked:
"Son, did you wake me up?We've been a bit busy today."
Andy calmly took a bag of green beans from the refrigerator and handed it to the nearest chef.
"Uncle Wang!I think the food outside is a bit too greasy.Let's get them some cold green bean salad to try!"
"Just blanch them in water, not for too long, otherwise the green beans will lose their nutrients."
All the chefs turned to look at Andy!
OK!
Even Huang Xiaochu would have to admit he's an expert!
Even Fan Debiao had to start as a trainee.
That's why you two, father and son, are a family!
When it comes to living devils, you two are the real deal!