Yuigahama comforted Yukinoshita until she calmed down. I thought that trying to comfort her in this situation would only make things worse, so I watched from my usual spot. What a sad situation...
"...Phew. Sorry to have kept you waiting. Well then, let's get started."
Wait, how can you act like nothing happened? You have an iron will, don't you? Really?
The complexity of what's going on in Yuigahama's heart is simply immeasurable.
On one side is the Kanto Plain, on the other is the Himalayas...
In a sense, because I can't stand in the same position and share her feelings, this time, in a way, the distance between us might be even greater than for me, a man. Or maybe not.
I actually thought about it really seriously!
"...Well, I guess so. I'll start by searching online. I think Yukinoshita has probably already looked into it, but there's a possibility that a new method has been suggested, and I might happen to find something different from what Yukinoshita has found using my search method."
I started typing away on the keyboard, thinking of search terms.
"Ah, not really..."
"yeah?"
Yukinoshita said in a very quiet voice.
"Could you...please not...use my name...too much...? It's...embarrassing..."
Her cheeks flushed, and perhaps realizing she couldn't completely avoid eye contact, she glanced at me briefly before quickly lowering her gaze.
Hold on a second, stop that gesture, it's so cute. It's making me feel weird. Something not so pure. Oh wait, maybe it is pure.
"Yukinon...!!"
Oh, look, Yurigahama-san jumped on him because he was so cute.
Yukinoshita's expression was a mix of happiness, embarrassment, and some other slightly different, indescribable emotion.
"...Right now, even Yuigahama's hugs might be painful for Yukinoshita..."
"!!"
I said it softly.
Yuigahama, who had been pressing her ample bosom against Yukinoshita, suddenly stopped. Yukinoshita stopped too. The world doesn't stop either...
Having quickly grasped the situation, Yuigahama apologetically moved away from Yukinoshita.
"Yukinon... I'm sorry?"
"Yuihama-san... Sometimes it's more painful to be apologized to..."
An incredibly awkward atmosphere hangs in the air. Uh, I feel really guilty.
Well, I guess I'll have to step in and help.
"How did Yuigahama get that melon in stock? If you could explain how you did it, it might be helpful for Yukinoshita."
"Who's the melon?!"
I tried to sugarcoat it, but I ended up using my usual analogy.
"Oh, well, if you have something that magnificent, there's really no other way to describe it..."
In fact, Yuigahama has large breasts. But it's not just that they're big; they have a firm, shapely form thanks to her well-toned body. They're refreshing and sexy. Just... sexy.
"Oh, uh, what!? You... you thought that way...?"
Oh no, did I make her angry? ...Wait, is that Gahama-san? She's covering her chest with her arms and looking at me with half her body turned, her face bright red. Huh?
"I'm so happy... hehe"
She remained in that position, blushing. Hey, stop it, what's with that cuteness? Don't you two try to shake up my cuteness ranking at lightning speed. There are only three of us in this clubroom! It's making me feel weird!
"Ah, ah..."
I gave a terrible reply. Apparently, guys who don't talk much are seen as cool, so I guess it's okay! Or maybe not!
"Hikigaya-kun"
"Huh?!"
That startled me. Don't call me out of the blue like that. You made me make a weird noise.
"…I?"
"…yeah?"
"What would you compare my breasts to?"
Huh? What kind of torture is this? Why are you looking at me with such serious, yet somehow pleading eyes?
What should I say? How can I smooth this over? Damn, I can't find the answer...!
"Um...is it okay if we compare it to Yuigahama? That would be easier to think about."
"Yes, that's fine."
"If we're talking about things you'd find in a kitchen... Yuigahama would be a melon, and Yukinoshita would be a cutting board."
""
Sorry, it wasn't even an ingredient.
"So, if we're talking about mountains... Yuigahama is like Mount Everest, and Yukinoshita is... a sand dune?"
""
I tilted my head and said, "My eyes are rotten and I'm a guy, so I'm not cute." Oh, Totsuka is cute though. So it must be my eyes.
...It wasn't a mountain. It was just a hill...
Hmm, there's no response from Yukinoshita.
I glanced at Yukinoshita's face.
Her face is frozen, and tears are streaming down her cheeks.
From there, a hellish scene unfolded: Yukinoshita sobbing, Yuigahama hurling her girly accusations at her, and me putting my hands together and apologizing profusely (Yuihama stopped me from prostrating myself, saying she didn't want to see anything like that). It was truly hell.
Yukinoshita stopped crying. Seriously, how traumatic was this story for you...?
You're crying way too much. What, are you the girl with the vertical curls who sits at the back of the classroom? You cry over being defeated in an argument and a serious pillow fight?
"...I'm really sorry. I'll do anything to make up for it."
"...sniff...really?"
She looks up at me with tear-swollen eyes, trying to confirm something.
Seriously, what's going on today? You're hitting me with so many unexpected sides of yourself that my heart is being conquered. Stop it! You're deviating from the Totsuka route or the Komachi route! I'm already wavering just by listing two!
"Oh, that's right, that's the method I used! Um, um..."
Yuigahama brought the topic back on track. I'm really grateful and respectful of her. It ended up sounding like cheap rap.
"Oh, that's right, cabbage and milk!"
"...sniff, I've already tried that..."
Oh, that's impressive.
"Yuihama, is there anything else?"
"And then... I need to release stress so I don't let it build up, and get plenty of sleep!"
"Oh... that's normal... I guess stupid kids have big breasts."
"Who's the stupid kid?!"
"Oh, sorry. Besides, you haven't just been relaxing all this time, have you? I've seen what you've been up to now, so I can see that much."
I just said it without thinking, but something's off about Yuigahama. What, is she evolving? Will her breasts get even bigger...?
"Oh, uh, oh, I see... you were watching..."
She stroked her bun hairstyle and looked down with a happy expression.
Oh no, what should I do? This situation today feels dangerous. I'm being forced to change my route. But then again, both the Totsuka route and the Komachi route I've chosen are way too irregular!
"Oh, well, you're right... Oh, that reminds me of stress. Apparently, nervous people tend to accumulate stress easily, so many of them have small breasts, while easygoing, calming people tend to have larger breasts."
I said the latter as gently as possible. Yuigahama's expression softened, just like her chest. That's good. ...What's so good about it?
According to this theory, our Megumi-senpai might also have surprisingly large breasts. Wait, a new route at this point?
"So, to give a concrete example, it seems that many firstborn daughters tend to carry stress and remain childish... Ah."
I blurted it out without thinking.
This doesn't apply to the Yukinoshita sisters, does it?
When I looked at Yukinoshita, she was frozen solid. As if she'd been hit with an Astron spell.
"...Why did my sister..."
It started trembling. Like a Chihuahua. Maybe I should have used a cat as an example, sorry.
"Yukinon... I wonder if Yukinon was the one who had to endure Hino's stress relief..."
"Wow, that makes so much sense!"
"...That's a very apt description. Now that I think about it, there are so many things that come to mind..."
The clubroom was filled with unending sadness.
Just then, there was a loud rattle as the clubroom door was opened.
"Oh, are they still doing it?"
It was Professor Hiratsuka.
"...Hmm? Are you looking something up? And Yukinoshita, those tear stains... Hey, Hikigaya."
"So, am I definitely the culprit now?"
I'm actually quite heavily involved!
Let's change the subject as soon as possible.
"What are you here for today, Professor? I think finding someone to meet should be your priority."
"law…"
The teacher's right fist clenched tightly. Why does it make a cracking sound just from him clenching it? I'm gonna die! My body's toughness is like tofu!
"...Well, never mind. I have a little time on my hands. ...So, what are you guys doing right now?"
"Um, well, I was looking into ways to make my breasts bigger..."
Yuigahama said it with a hesitant expression. Well, that's to be expected.
"Hmm, but Hikigaya is a man, and Yuigahama is... ah."
The moment Ms. Hiratsuka let out a small cry, Yukinoshita jumped in surprise.
Stop it! Don't look at Yukinoshita! Her life points are already at zero!
"...Heh heh, so that's how you guys make your appeals so obvious."
"Huh? What?! Wait, teacher, what are you talking about?!"
Yuigahama is hastily denying it. What, what are you talking about?
But the teacher has big breasts too, doesn't she? I'll try asking her. I'm feeling particularly talkative about these kinds of topics today. ...Isn't that a bit risky?
"You have an amazing figure, Sensei. You have huge breasts and a really defined waist. When I saw you in a dress the other day, I was so captivated that I almost forgot to breathe. How do you maintain it?"
"Ah, you're right! The teacher's wedding dress was amazing!"
Actually, in my case, even before seeing her in a wedding dress, I happened to stumble upon a wedding she was attending and saw her in a wedding dress.
In both instances, she was so beautiful that I didn't recognize her for a moment.
"…teacher?"
It was Yuigahama's words that made me realize the teacher was frozen.
"...Ah, ah! Well, um, ah, I didn't expect to be praised so much..."
His usual attire of a white coat and trousers gives him an image that could be described as handsome.
But look at her now; her cheeks are flushed, her body is fidgeting, and even though she's wearing the same clothes, she gives off a completely different impression.
In a word, it's cute. Huh, what's this, another new route? Today's a great day!
"...Ahem. I wasn't particularly conscious of it. There might be cases where I realize this method has been useful without even noticing it, though..."
The teacher, having regained his composure with a cough, calmly answered.
Well, that's about right.
"I see, thank you."
"Hmm. Oh, that's right, it'll be time to go home soon. You should start getting ready to go home."
After listening to the teacher and checking the clock, I realized it was indeed a good time. That's all for today.
"Understood. So, I'll clean up while you're here and then hand over the key, is that alright?"
"Yeah, that's fine."
Yukinoshita, who had apparently recovered, spoke in her usual manner.
After finishing cleaning up the clubroom and handing the key back to the teacher, the three of us left the school building.
"Okay, I'm going to the bike parking area. See you tomorrow."
As I said that and waved goodbye to them, I was suddenly pulled back with a weak force.
I turned around to see Yukinoshita fidgeting and tugging at my sleeve.
"H-Hikigaya-kun, and also, Yuigahama-san..."
"What's wrong?"
Her face is red, and she's trying to communicate something, albeit hesitantly.
"Um... would you like to come to my house now? There's a method I can't do alone, and I don't think I can do it in the club room either, so... I want to try it out..."
"Oh! Sure, sure! Let's go, Hikki! I'll contact Komachi right away!"
"Wait, my opinion? Are you the one who's going to contact them?"
I don't really have any will of my own, do I? Yeah, I know! But still, what kind of method can only be done at home...? I have a bad feeling about this... I don't even know if it's a bad feeling. I'm feeling really nervous.
...Well, I guess that makes sense since I've been invited to a girl's house.
"...End of call!"
"What did Komachi say?"
"It says, 'Yui and Yukino, please enjoy eating my brother!' I wonder what that means?"
...that stupid little sister...
I doubt Yuigahama or Yukinoshita understand what it means. I mean, why is my younger sister, who's in her third year of middle school, so much more mature than me?
"...I see. Well, that's fine. Just don't stay out too late, okay?"
"Oh, Komachi said, 'I'm fine with staying out all night, but even if I do come back, I won't open the door from the inside, so please tell him not to come back until morning!'"
"...That's right, Komachi-chan..."
...That stupid little sister of yours...
This time, even Yuigahama and Yukinoshita are blushing. This atmosphere is seriously dangerous. But I have nowhere to go back to anymore!
"...Well, I guess we can just decide on a case-by-case basis."
I reluctantly agreed. I-I really did agree reluctantly!
So, that's why I ended up going to Yukinoshita's house.
I sense danger.
What kind of sense of crisis is this...? Oh.
It's about chastity.
To be continued.