Narrator POV
The four people on Mount Paozu were dining together for one last meal after passing Gohan's lessons. To them it felt like a long time, even to baby Caro it was a lifetime in a sense. But in all honesty, in perspective this was extremely fast. The boy Goku, wouldn't even complete his training all the way with Gohan after living with him for 10 years.
Stalks really put her foot in the food, she's no Gine but after being placed in the meat plant work with her during pregnancy, she's picked up a lot on taking care of food and produce. The carefully prepared "graduation" food to Caro looked and tasted like something Sanji would put together. That may be a stretch but in all his time of being in this life he hasn't had a meal of this quality since he last cooked himself.
Sometimes Caro thinks of his life as John, he doesn't really have much to think of other than the privilege of a mature body. His current family actually loved him, he's basically able to defend himself from whatever forces now, and he's living rent free, tax free, problem free. Not entirely true on the problem part but there's pros and cons to everything.
Just as the saiyans all took their last bites, Gohan being on his first couple bites still, they all clapped their hands together in thanks to the deliciously prepared food.
I wish a bitch would've fed me some dinosaurs and man sized bugs in my last life. I would've gave them problems, luckily it's not bad but maybe it's just the saiyan appetite speaking to me right now. I could eat anything you put on a table literally.
"Man Stalks I never married you for this skill but we would've been together faster if you learned to do this before." Senior stated as he tapped his stomach.
*MINK*
He rubbed his head immediately after feeling his stomach due to Stalks knocking a knot in his head with two of her elbows. Baby Caro honestly never sees her move when she does that, for her to not be that strong she's extremely overpowered when insulted.
Caro POV
This fucking anime logic will be the death of me he thought.
I'll never know if I'll lose my second virginity but I look forward to it, just don't know which of my dragon ball crushes I'll pick but I do want them to be strong too. That's probably the saiyan nature talking too. I need to figure out what else I am so I can adjust to that knowledge and reap the benefits of everything that makes me who I am.
So the next thing I'll do from this moment after dinner is look for the dragon ball's. Time to look around but first I need to see the molecular structure of the ball's to match this signature for what I'm looking for, it'll be too hard to just scope out every microscopic part of the world just to find five more.
At this point, I got up from the table to go look in my room for the three star and four star ball. As soon as the drawer opened, the ball's rolled straight into my sight. Not even needing to pick them up I just focused on what makes the ball's their essence, and it was just complete energy. Pure magical energy, well there shouldn't be anything like this anywhere else other than five spots. Simple.
As soon as I locked in this signature, I immediately looked in every direction of the planet. The funny thing is while searching near Roshi's house, there was a signature not too far from the dragon ball's that wasn't the same shape.
Huh weird, what in the shit is that?
My thoughts stopped and nearly sparked once I realized, it's the fucking nimbus cloud. Definitely gotta try that soon. Anyways can't look near there because he immediately seen the power pole also had this magical signature too. Everything except the damn balls altogether. Must be careful not looking near magical spots while looking for magical items, just might mistake fortune teller Baba's crystal ball for a damn dragon ball. Ok time to fucking lock in.
On some pure Superman level shit I immediately looked through the entire planet at an insane speed in real time but in his perspective he spent nearly a day for each ball. So almost five separate twenty four hours he took to find a single ball but only due to taking his time scouring this earth. Only choosing this method for memory of everywhere and everybody and where they are and go. I'm no batman level paranoid but I'm not just going to just not know at least a little bit about everything. I'm not sure if it's really just the saiyan and kryptonian memory alongside whatever this shit is getting to me but now's the time to act. I'll go get them while they pack all of our shit.
I stood up and tried speaking just by second hand nature wanting to rush.
"TTT… Tur… Turle- Turlessss"
Whoa ok that wasn't what I was trying to say, but After remembering I need to find him before he can turn to the most rotten saiyan there is I guess it just came out.
My dad looked at me and it felt like he looked at like I thought he was a deadbeat. And yes all of you saiyans are except the halfbreed and Vegeta.
"You must miss him huh Junior" Stalks said.
"No." Senior exclaimed.
Grandpa, mom and I all looked shocked about dad even speaking but for me it was shock of him being correct.
"Must save" I nodded at him.
Stalks nearly teared up worrying about her son. She also looked like she felt guilty of leaving the older brother behind without even getting to say anything to him.
But in all honesty I felt guilty because I'm the only one getting raised by them due to me being in their eyes a legendary figure. He'll maybe hate me or just be the yin to my yang, that'll be an issue but maybe I can stop it before it gets worse. I don't feel too much connection to Turles other than him being biologically my brother and my polar opposite. Other than that he's really just another antagonist to me.
I wonder if I have a specific dna strand from certain families in this mash of me. I'll have to be specific with my wish.
"We'll leave after we pack our things tonight old geezer. I know my sons well and I know we have to hurry up with this journey of making Junior the greatest saiyan of history because my oldest is out there. I can feel him becoming separate from us and if we don't act fast there will be a divergence in our family." Senior remarked profoundly.
Wow, I'm baffled. This guy must read more than he puts off that was his most outspoken sentence he's had all year long.
Narrators POV
As they began packing, Caro made his way to the six locations in record speed compared to anybody in the neighboring solar systems could even process. Nobody on earth could even think as fast as he went to go test himself on the nimbus cloud. When he got there he simply stopped flying above it instead of summoning it due to his voice struggling to say words. To his surprise he could sit on it, "I guess I am worthy kind of. Nice" He thought.
Then he went off to Dr Brief's basement to grab the two star and the one star from a crew of three who just found the ball and were heading to Pilaf's tower. It was Mai, Pilaf, and Sho. It was in one of their bags, then I went to where Oolong's territory that he eventually ends up seeing the six star before he could take up the place. In an even faster pace I snatched the seven star from Ox king and came back to the northern cave near Mount paozu on my way back and grabbed the five star.
I sat down and transcribed it on the dirt,
"Eternal Dragon, by your name Shenron I summon you forth to grant my wish"
The ball's started glowing and he smiled. Honestly he knew writing to nimbus for summoning was a drag and waste but for Shenron why not?