"Will you stop acting like a child?!"
"No way in fucking hell! You're a ghost! You're gonna eat me! Die! Go back to where you came from!"
Anna grabbed her pillow and threw it at Princess Orchid.
The pillow went right through.
"What?!" Anna screamed.
"Has it dawned on your pea sized brain? I'm not a fucking ghost. I'm an AI construct. Didn't you learn anything in school?"
Anna paused, her chest heaving, another pillow clutched in her hands. "What? Wait a minute? You're not real! You're AI?"
Princess Orchid crossed her arms, staring at Anna like she was a cockroach. Then her face became blank and her voice changed.
[You asked for a guidebook, hostie.]
"System! It's you!" Anna exhaled, dropping the pillow. "Oh my goodness! You should have warned me at least!"
[I did. I told you the guidebook would be ready in 24 hours and here it is.]
"I don't…I don't understand. When I said I needed a guidebook, I needed a real book. Not…not this." The gestured vaguely to the hologram.
