Of course it can't be natural. The little bastard in Long Chen's mouth is Han Zhenyu who was beheaded by him.
Han Jin-woo is not actually a prince, not a direct descendant of the royal family, but he is also a royal clan member and a future pillar of the ancient Han Dynasty.
So Han Jin-woo's body has the identity jade talisman left by the strong man of the ancient Han kingdom. However, this identity jade talisman did not save Han Jin-woo's life. Long Chen did not buy the account of the ancient Han kingdom and hacked him to death.
The Eight Little Princes were killed by others. The face of the ancient country of Korea was considered a big loss.
Seeing "Long Chen biting a little bastard", Han Wenjun's heart became angry when he scolded him, but he did not show it and said lightly:
"I have heard of your name for a long time, but your words and behavior are dirty and do not fit the position of receptionist. Is there no talent in Daxia Kingdom? "
"No, no, no, you completely understood it wrong. Reception shit is not a position, but a dirty and tired guy.
"No one else wants to come over, so he sent me here. You didn't see me. Did you change your clothes specifically? You're just afraid of getting something that won't dry out."" Long Chen patted the armor on his body and smiled.
Han Wenjun made two remarks to ridicule Long Chen, but was slapped back by Long Chen. Although he tried his best to suppress it, his face still became not very good-looking.
He originally wanted to anger Long Chen. He wanted to see Long Chen jumping like thunder. He was also very good at this, because in ancient Daxia, many people were blushed by his anger and thick necks, but he couldn't help it. Xia Yunchong was one of them.
It's a pity that he chose the wrong person. When it comes to cynicism and sarcasm, Long Chen is definitely a master-level figure.
"Daxia sent a character like Long Chen to receive us. I believe Long Chen is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and poetry? " Han Wenjun changed a breakthrough path.
Because Han Wenjun's mission is actually a kind of coming to Daxia to study and discuss under the banner of cultural exchanges.
Among them, there will be exchanges of poetry, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and of course there will be exchanges of martial arts, which are also part of it.
Therefore, the people who have always received the mission must be those who are talented, rich in learning, and basically both civil and military figures.
Han Wenjun has already asked, Long Chen is a martial artist with a very poor background, struggling at the bottom of the practice world, and soaring into the sky by chance. He has no cultural heritage and connotation, and is just a "earth leopard", so he pointed out the key point.
"Poems, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, three religions and nine streams, five elements and gossip, plum blossoms are easy to count, Qimen Dunjia, there is nothing I, Long Chen, don't understand. " Long Chen said with great shame.
"you. . . . . Bragging, how could you understand so much at such a young age? " Han Wenjun was startled by Long Chen, but soon understood that Long Chen was fooling him and couldn't help but sneer.
Not only Han Wenjun was startled, but he opened the way in front of him, and thousands of powerful people from Daxia and Han who were casual behind him all looked disbelieving. This was too exaggerated.
"Don't use your IQ to measure my wisdom. If you have never seen such a person, it doesn't mean you don't.
I ask you, your father. . . . . Forget it, I'd better say it in vernacular. It's so economical. Does your father like to play chess the most? Or is he a chess master, right? " Longchen Road.
"Yes, my father's chess method has rare opponents. " Han Wenjun said proudly.
A generation of emperors, proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has spread countless wonderful poems for the world to convey. Han Wenjun's father, the contemporary Korean emperor, is indeed very talented.
"You may not believe it when you say it. I have actually known your father for a long time, but I have to say that your father is very talented and admirable.
It's just your father, Mr. Li, who has a stubborn temper. . . . . " Long Chen said seriously.
"Wait, what are you talking nonsense about? My Han Wenjun's surname is Han, and my father is a dignified Korean emperor. Why is his surname Li? " Han Wenjun argued on the spot.
Idiot, with this IQ, I can only be a frog in the well, but with this IQ, I can rest assured.
"Your surname is Han. Logically speaking, your father should be named Ha. Sorry, I know too many celebrities and I got confused. "
Long Chen pretended to be embarrassed and quickly apologized: "But it is true that I know your father. That happened about ten years ago. At that time, I was still a teenager playing chess at home.
Your father didn't know how, so he suddenly appeared and said he wanted to play chess with me. You may not believe it if you say it. Although I am proficient in all kinds of chess, I play chess best.
As a result, I started fighting with your father at that time. At that time, I didn't know that your father was the emperor of a country, and I didn't show mercy.
I have to say, your father played chess so well, but I'm not bad either. It's hard to distinguish between two people. The sky is dark and the earth is dark, and the sun and the moon are dull. . . . . "
The people along the way couldn't help but be speechless, so they just played chess. There were only a few chess pieces. Is it so exaggerated?
Long Chen was afraid of being interrupted, so he said it very quickly: " After a fight, it was called tragic, and all the generals were killed. In the end, each of us had only one chess piece left.
"I have one ' Shi' left, and your father has one ' Xiang' left. I said it was a draw, but your father refused".
"Your dad just uses that ' elephant ' to look like me, and I just use that ' Shi ' to go to Shi your dad, so I entered a tug-of-war: your dad looks like me, my Shi your dad, your dad looks like me, I'm your dad, your dad looks like me, I'm your dad"
"Long Chen said it too quickly. Han Wenjun listened to " your father is like me three times in a row, and I am your father ", and then he came back to his senses!".
"Longchen, you are looking for death." Han Wenjun roared.
"Hey, okay, why are you cursing? " Long Chen looked puzzled.
"You are provoking me Korea. " Han Wenjun looked at Long Chen with murderous intent in his eyes, and a terrifying pressure locked Long Chen in.
"Why did I curse? The facts I said." The Innocent Way of Long Chen.
"you. . . . . You clearly provoked on purpose. " Han Wenjun stopped and said coldly.
Paralysis, I hate these two words the most. You deliberately hurt me before, why didn't you provoke me?
However, Long Chen shook his head and said: "Han Wenjun, my Daxia is a country of etiquette, but I don't allow others to be presumptuous.
I said it was a fact that the man who played chess with me was named Han Zhongsheng, which was the name he left behind at the time.
I didn't know who he was at the time. Later when I arrived in Zhongzhou, I found out that he was actually the emperor of the ancient country of Korea. He was worshiped in his heart at that time, but he never had the opportunity to see him. It was really rude."
"Bastard, there are more people with the same name and surname in the world. How do you know that he is my father? " Han Wenjun said angrily.
Long Chen suddenly realized with a look on his face:"? It turns out it's just the same name. It seems to be a misunderstanding. Hey, I said, how could a dignified emperor play chess with me? Thanks to your words, it has revealed the unsolved mystery in my heart for many years. Thank you very much. "
After Long Chen finished speaking, he hugged his fists in a hurry and looked grateful, but Han Wenjun was so hated that his anger and blood surged.
He was "trapped by Long Chen again." His sentence: There are more people with the same name and surname, which means that Long Chen has been relieved, giving Long Chen an excuse to admit his mistake. He has a stomach of fire, but he can't. Come out.
. . . . .
Just as Long Chen was half-murdering Han Wenjun, far deep in the palace of Daxia City, Emperor Xia Yuyang of Daxia was sitting on top of the main hall, and his master, Xia Yunchong, opposite him, was also there, and the two were tasting tea.
"Make the best use of everything. Long Chen is really a talent, but this is a trick used by Li Tianxuan. If you use it again, does it feel a bit shameful? " Xia Yunchong's master looked at Xia Yuyang and said with a smile.
"Some classic methods are of endless use. Don't you think this picture is very pleasing to the eye? " Xia Yuyang is indifferent.
Above the wall, Long Chen was paddling towards Han Wenjun at this time, covering up the wonderful process of "Your father is like me, I am your father." Neither of them could help but smile, and both of them were high-minded. This kind of routine that is often played among the people is the first time they have heard of it.
. . . . .
Finally Han Wenjun learns to behave, suppresses his anger, and begins to pretend to appreciate the scenery along the way, no longer talking to Long Chen, and avoiding collision with him.
He discovers that he is not Long Chen's opponent in terms of speech. Long Chen knows a routine that is a thousand times that of him. He accidentally falls into a pit, but he is a little unwilling and secretly makes a gesture to a woman next to him.
"Humph, so vulgar, is he a man? Why are Daxia's men so tasteless? No wonder Daxia's women like to marry me in Korea." The woman looked at Long Chen and said at this time.
Yo, actually sent a female general to take action? Korean men are too scoundrels, call women on.
"Sorry, this beauty is a lady. Your words have a grammatical error and I need to correct them to you.
First, I'm not from Daxia, I'm just a temporary shit collector, so this sentence doesn't make sense.
Second, beautiful lady, don't use such a word to provoke a man. If the other person replies to you: Am I a man? Do you want to try it? How should you answer?" Long Chen spread his hands and said helplessly.
Although it was an indirect and euphemistic answer, it was still too explicit, and the woman was immediately ashamed and angry.
"Liu/gangster " The woman said angrily.
The woman had a slender figure, a bulging front and a curling back, and a very good appearance, but it was nothing for Long Chen, who was used to seeing beautiful women, and compared to Meng Qi, she was a green leaf at best.
"Beautiful lady, it's boring for you to talk like this. It's obviously you who took the initiative to question my male equipment and reproductive ability. I answered you pertinently and tactfully. Why did you become my gangster? " Long Chen said with an innocent face.
At this time, the entourage of the ancient Daxia Kingdom clearly knew that they could not laugh for fear of losing their physique, but they couldn't help it and didn't know how painful it was along the way.
The woman looked at the expressions of the guards who wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, and became angry and said angrily:
"Longchen, if you are a man, accept my challenge from Li Wanji. "
"It turns out to be you?" Long Chen was shocked and looked at the woman with an unbelievable look on his face.
"Do you know me?" Lee Man-gil coldly said.
"I don't know you, but I often hear people mention you. No wonder my Majesty the Emperor of Daxia and all the princes like to be busy so much, because I think of an adjective. " Long Chen said with a shy look on his face.
"日利万码?"
When Long Chen finished that sentence, the guards present in Daxia suddenly had these four words in their minds.
"puff puff "
In the main hall of the palace, two peerless strong men who were drinking tea failed to resist the sudden injury, and a mouthful of tea spurted out of their mouths.