The fact that I'm alive is a sign of good fortune from my ancestors!
Petty! Pervert!!! Lunatic!!!"
Hmm… perfectly aligned with Serie's stereotype of Hayato.
Heinuma Pufferfish…
In addition, Yuji also introduced other teachers' courses, which were diverse and oddly named—Anomalous Ethics and Bureau Regulations, Containment Engineering, Anomalous History and Case Studies, Memetics and Information Hazard Defense, and so on.
Serie had just struggled ashore from the bitter sea of high school and hadn't even had time to catch her breath. Now, the suffocating feeling of being dominated by a class schedule surged into her heart again.
Or… should she just go back and be an anomalous entity honestly?
Of course, that was just a joke.
Attending class was better than being experimented on.
"Courses are divided into compulsory and elective," Yuji's voice pulled Serie back from the brink of self-abandonment. "Some teachers are very strict, like Dr. Lynette and Hayato; others are as gentle as capybaras."
"Hmm, like Professor Arabella, who teaches Anomalous History." When mentioning this professor, Yuji's tone clearly lightened.
"She's incredibly nice, speaks softly, and doesn't make you feel too depressed even when discussing those terrifying cases. And…" Yuji leaned closer to Serie, lowering her voice, with a hint of excitement from sharing a secret, "She has an E-362! A Pan-Dimensional Catering Manufacturing Machine!"
"Huh?" Serie didn't understand.
"It's a machine-type anomalous entity! There are only three in the world! It can conjure any food out of thin air! Everyone can use it five times a day! Three meals plus a late-night snack and afternoon tea! It's an exclusive little perk for Professor Arabella's students!"
Yuji's eyes sparkled, "They say her office constantly smells of various incredible fragrances!"
"The Control Bureau has this kind of anomalous entity?" Serie was instantly piqued with intense interest, temporarily forgetting the pressure of courses, and even developed some interest in becoming Professor Arabella's student.
Maybe she could create some "food" that would be useful to her.
"Then why isn't it put in the public cafeteria to benefit everyone?"
She imagined the scene of the cafeteria offering various magical delicacies for free every day.
"It used to… be in the cafeteria." Yuji's expression became a bit strange, as if recalling some chaotic scene, "But it was moved later because there were always a few… well, employees with an adventurous spirit, who thought ordering food with it was too ordinary."
"What did they order?"
"For example, authentic true dragon ribs, troll snot-flavored pudding, lucky thick soup that could ladle out millions of dollars in cash, and even more outrageous…" Yuji paused, her voice even lower, "Someone tried to order it to create the ultimate secret potion that would allow them to rule the world if drunk."
Serie listened dumbfounded: "This… this is possible? The machine can really make them?"
"The first three… it really did make them."
Yuji's expression was hard to describe, "The cafeteria's afternoon tea time directly turned into a disaster scene. For that pot of 'Million Dollar Thick Soup,' the machine directly spewed out scalding soup and banknotes flying everywhere! The entire cafeteria was soaked in a rain of cash."
"The cleaning department and medical department grumbled all day long; there were banknotes everywhere and scalded employees."
Serie imagined that absurd yet spectacular scene, couldn't help but let out a "pfft," and then felt it was truly shocking: "Then… what about the guy who wanted the world-domination potion? Did the machine make that too?"
"That thing was too difficult; the machine directly overloaded, short-circuited, and started smoking black." Yuji shrugged, "As for that employee… before the machine could be repaired, he was executed that very night for severely violating safety regulations."
"Ex… executed?!"
Serie gasped, her little thoughts that had been stirring because of the magical machine instantly felt like they'd been doused with a bucket of ice water.
Chilling to the bone.
Forget it, better to just honestly find Lynette…
However, at the same time, there was new news from the Neon Shadow Witch.
That group of "fugitives from the zoo"… had been found!
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