I used to teach physics at the university,
I preached the theory that everyone has a bomb in their foreskin.
They fired me from the faculty for that,
they were homophobic and incredibly boorish.
From now on I could focus on my experiments,
on homophobes and all of their excrements.
In my basement I build my laboratory,
I masturbate to Jah's portrait.
I built the darkest facility around,
I shoved a lightbulb up my ass.
Suddenly the lightbulb switched on and lit,
came alive and gave my meat a hit.
I discovered that my ass could bring the dead back.
In this way I felt enlightenment's call,
I started collecting male seed from them all.
From sperm I want to build a power generator,
to power my very own anal penetrator.
I am the mad scientist. My meat got struck by a lightbulb. On a large shaft temptation comes to me, from the angle of the shaft I calculate the cosine. I arrange atoms in the shape of a penis, putting my genitals in the particle accelerator. My foreskin explodes from the force, Homofrankenstein takes me from behind.
I collected the seed and construct my machine,
hooking up the largest rubber dicks the world has seen.
I start pouring sperm into the battery with care,
to generate as much energy as the system can bear.
The anal penetrator finally works for me,
a beautiful machine, with a shaft on its end.
I start making use of this machine,
three seconds pass and sperm shoots out just fine.
I found the way to infinite sperm production,
I'll get a Nobel Prize for this construction.
Suddenly, the rubber dildo in my ass comes alive,
rips off my shaft for being exploited.
It pulls out a scalpel and runs my way,
screaming at me "I am straight and have a wife!
What you did to me I will never forgive,
even rubber dicks have feelings."
The dildo's words filled me with great fear,
out of fright I stroked my own foreskin.
In desperation I jumped into a time machine's seat,
I travelled to the future putting my shaft in acid.
I am the mad scientist. My meat got struck by a lightbulb. On a large shaft temptation comes to me, from the angle of the shaft I calculate the cosine. I arrange atoms in the shape of a penis, putting my genitals in the particle accelerator. My foreskin explodes from the force, Homofrankenstein takes me from behind.
Here in the future there were flying cars in the air,
every man walked naked, their shining shafts laid bare.
I look around and go into shock,
my testicles suffered a hemorrhage on the block.
Everywhere billboards displayed my face so grand,
"Let all male shafts be exposed across the land."
In the future I sat on a throne atop a hill,
mechanical hands were beating my meat.
I climb to the summit to meet my future self,
to check whether I pack stick or a rocket.
I stand face-to-face with my future version there,
out of shock I nearly shitted myself.
his mechanical penis was made of solid gold,
and he gave Homoerectus backshot.
The moment our eyes met across the space,
a burning lust took over.
My future self walks over to me with a grin,
gives me a kiss and cums on my chin.
He spreads my cheeks and penetrates me right,
I get turned on by his mechanical shaft.
My future self poured oil all over me with flair,
suddenly I remembered a theory most frightening,
when two identical people from different times have sex,
a fecal explosion occurs and everything ends.
In this way I blew up the entire city,
and destroyed the utopian society.
And so came the end of the Gayland Empire's reign,
a dog bit me in the left ass cheek.