I met with Gerahagudomu-san the very next day.
"I finally figured out the restriction on my magic."
"Really?!" His eyes lit up with genuine excitement.
"Please don't laugh, okay?"
"What could possibly be so funny?"
Gerahagudomu-san tilted his head, looking adorably puzzled.
"My name is 'Oogiku Izumi.'"
"Ah, and?"
"In the country I came from, certain characters carry deep meaning."
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"It's hard to explain… We had three writing systems: kanji, hiragana, and katakana. Kanji especially—each character holds its own concept or image. There's something here called ancient magic language that seems to follow similar rules. I think that's the closest parallel."
"I see… yes, that sounds right. So what about your name?"
"Oogiku is written with the characters for 'big' and 'chrysanthemum.' That's why nothing 'big' or anything related to chrysanthemums can be created by my magic. I tested it—nothing came out."
"Name restriction!!! Of course! There really is a 'name restriction' category in magic!!!"
So it actually existed. Confirmed.
"Next is 'Izumi.' It's written with characters that include 'bean' in the middle. That's why nothing bean-related ever appeared."
I had completely overlooked something so simple. What an idiot I was.
"I wonder if 'Izu' and 'see' carry their own restrictions too…"
"So in short, anything 'big,' anything chrysanthemum-related, and anything bean-related is completely blocked."
"I still don't understand why liquids work fine. But the name restriction feels solid now."
My head was starting to throb.
"I see… I should have noticed the name restriction sooner."
"No, no. I only reached this conclusion because of your guidance, Gerahagudomu-san. Thank you."
If it weren't for him, I would never have pieced it together.
"That's the best news I've heard all year."
Gerahagudomu-san danced happily in his usual eccentric way, clearly delighted.
Now that I was officially a great merchant, it was time to gather my harem and have everyone live together under one roof!
For that, I needed an even bigger house.
I had just bought a new residence, but I already wanted another grand mansion.
Money was no issue—the sake sales were exploding.
Before I could start house-hunting, however, I received an invitation from the elves.
They wanted to hold a "banquet of apology."
A banquet of apology…? I wondered what that would look like.
When I arrived, I was greeted by something completely unexpected.
A glory-hole wall with a bare, perfectly shaped ass sticking out.
"Wh-what the hell is this…?"
I was genuinely taken aback.
A real, living ass was embedded in the wall, the girl's face completely hidden on the other side.
The elven princess approached with elegant grace.
"Welcome."
"What exactly… is this?" I pointed at the wall-ass.
"Our apology."
The princess sipped her wine calmly as she explained.
"No matter how many times I warned her, no matter how many times I scolded her, she kept doing idiotic, reckless things without learning a single lesson. So I decided it was time for proper punishment."
Punishment…?
"Rumors say you are extraordinarily virile and have already impregnated many women. Please feed this rotten fool your human seed and forcibly make her give birth to a half-elf."
"Mmmph! Mmmph!!"
The elven girl trapped in the wall made a huge, muffled fuss.
Ah… it was that arrogant girl from before.
"No. I have a grudge, but I'm not going that far."
That would basically be rape.
"Very well. Another opportunity, then."
The princess looked mildly disappointed.
"Oh, and please take extra wine as a gift."
"Elves really do love their alcohol…"
Well, whatever.
Still… a wall-ass. It was strangely niche and erotic in its own perverted way.
Yeah.
That night I slept in the elves' forest.
The nighttime woods were scary, after all.
Good night~
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**Wall-Ass.**
An ass stuck helplessly through the wall.
Completely unable to move or escape.
So when the haughty voice rang out:
"Stop it right now—!!! You filthy human! Do not dare lay a finger on a noble elf!!!"
I didn't need to use my hands.
I simply pressed the swollen head of my cock against her exposed pussy and teased her folds with it.
"Wh-what?! What is thaaat?!"
A frightened squeak came from the other side of the wall.
I smeared my leaking precum all over her slit, making her twitch and glisten.
"Disgusting! It's filthy—get it away!"
I ignored every word.
Because despite her protests, her pussy was already growing wet, slick with a mixture of her juices and my precum.
"F-fugiiiiii!!! D-don't you dare put it in!!! I am an elf!!! A noble—!!!"
So what?
Just like the half-elf pussy had felt incredible, this pure elf pussy felt even better—tight, velvety, and already starting to twitch and cling.
I grabbed her hips firmly and slammed forward, burying every inch in one rough thrust.
"Ooooooh♡♡♡ It's… it's moving inside—nyaaaaah♡♡♡"
And just like that, her voice melted into something sweet and needy.
"Instant fall? What a perverted little elf you are."
"That's impossible! I would never—!"
I shut her up by gripping her hips harder and starting to pound her with deep, brutal strokes. The wet *plap-plap-plap* of my hips slamming into her helpless ass echoed loudly.
"Ah♡ Ooooooh♡♡♡ Nooo—♡♡♡ Don't treat my noble pussy so violently—♡♡♡"
Her tone had already softened into desperate whimpers.
"That's right. Use polite, begging words like a good girl."
I kept hammering her, my cock slamming against her cervix with every thrust.
"Y-yes♡ P-please stop—♡ If you keep going like this—♡"
"You mean you'll end up happily accepting human cock? Go ahead and say it."
I was already getting close.
"Nooo! Stop—!!! I don't want to be raped and impregnated by a filthy human! My value as an elf will be ruined! I'll be treated like a slave—!!!"
This world really placed ridiculous importance on female purity. It was almost infuriating.
"Right now you're nothing but a wall. Lower than a slave."
"Hiiiii! Y-you're really going to cum inside?! Nooo! I'll die! I'll be killed by cock—!!!"
While listening to her desperate, breaking screams, I grinned wickedly.
"Here it comes~"
"Hiiiiiiii!!!"
*SPURRRRT—!!!*
With a loud, wet sound, I pumped the first thick, heavy load straight into her womb.
"A-aaaaaah♡ It… it came out—♡ So much hot cum—♡ If you pump this much inside… I'll definitely get pregnant…"
"Not yet."
"R-really…? Then… good…"
"I'll keep cumming until you do."
"Stoooop—!!!"
"You're just a wall. Walls don't talk."
I left my cock buried deep inside her spasming pussy, gave it a few lazy, grinding thrusts to stay hard, then started moving again like it was the most natural thing in the world.
"Stop—♡♡♡ Don't get me pregnant—♡♡♡"
"I won't stop until you apologize properly, like the slut you are."
"I'm sorry—♡ I'm so sorry—♡ Please forgive me—♡"
While she was still babbling apologies, I growled low in my throat.
"You're too slow. I'm cumming again."
"Higiiii♡♡♡ N-not again—♡♡♡"
Suddenly her pussy clamped down like a vice, her womb dropping lower, kissing the head of my cock.
"Wow. You really want to make a baby that badly?"
"N-no I don't—♡ Why is my body—♡♡♡"
Her walls squeezed me rhythmically, her cervix opening up greedily.
"Your pussy is telling a completely different story."
"It's not me—♡ This pussy is acting on its own—♡ It's opening up by itself—♡ It's preparing to get bred—♡♡♡"
It felt too good to resist. I slammed in as deep as possible.
*SCHLUP—!!!*
Another massive creampie flooded her womb.
"I'm cumming—guuuuuuh!!!♡♡♡"
Her trapped ass cheeks bounced and quivered violently.
"Amazing. You got impregnated on the second load."
"N-no way—♡"
With half-elf pussies I could always tell when fertilization happened by the way the walls moved.
This one had definitely taken.
"Then it's decided. You're becoming my breeding slave. Here comes load number three~"
"Hiiiiiiii♡♡♡"
I started thrusting again, even harder and faster this time.
"You called me a filthy human, right? How does it feel to be brutally raped by the very human you despise?"
"D-don't ask me that—♡"
"It's fine. Your pussy already knows the truth."
"I've fallen—♡ Conquered by a lowly human—♡ My proud elf pussy has been completely conquered—♡♡♡"
I reached forward as far as I could, grabbed a thick fistful of her silver hair through the wall gap, and yanked her head back sharply while I continued pounding her without mercy. My other hand snaked around to wrap tightly around her slender neck, choking her just enough to make her voice turn into cute, gasping whimpers.
"Haa—!♡ Ch-choking me—♡ While you rape me—♡ Don't—♡"
"Beg properly while I choke you, elf whore. Tell me how much you love being treated like a cheap wall onahole."
"I love it—♡ I love being choked and used like a cheap wall onahole—♡♡ Your cock feels too good—♡ Pull my hair harder—slap my ass—♡♡ I'm cumming again—guuuuhhhh♡♡♡"
I slapped her ass repeatedly—*SMACK SMACK SMACK*—leaving bright red handprints while I tightened my grip on her neck and hammered her cervix.
"Good girl. Milk my cock. Squeeze that royal elf cunt and beg for my seed like the broken slut you are."
"Please—♡ Please fill me—♡ Breed this arrogant elf until I swell with your human baby—♡♡ Choke me until I almost pass out—pull my hair and slap my face if you can—♡♡ I'm your wall breeding sow now—♡♡"
For the next full hour I used her mercilessly, rotating between choking her neck until her vision blurred, yanking her hair like reins, slapping her ass and whatever parts of her face I could reach, and pounding her with savage, unrelenting force.
Every time she came, I forced her to thank me in the most degrading, broken way possible while I kept thrusting through her orgasms.
"Thank you—♡ Thank you for raping this arrogant elf—♡ Thank you for flooding my womb with your thick, filthy human seed—♡♡ I'm so happy to be your cumdump—♡♡"
By the tenth creampie she was a drooling, trembling mess, her voice completely hoarse and slutty.
"Hiiiiii♡ Please keep seeding this lowly elf's live pussy—♡♡♡ I'm so happy to be the great human's personal cum toilet—♡♡♡ I love getting pregnant—♡♡♡ Breed me more—fill me until it overflows—♡♡"
Her trapped ass twitched and clenched every time I pumped another hot load deep inside. Thick white cum poured out around my cock, dripping messily down the wall and soaking the floor.
I finally pulled out with a wet pop, slapped her cum-leaking pussy one last time for good measure, and stepped back, breathing hard.
The dream began to fade around the edges.
When I woke up with a start, my sheets were sticky with my own release.
"It was a dream?!!!"
And I had even had a wet dream on top of it!
I jumped up in a panic and went to see the elven princess. Her little sister was there again, giving me that same creepy, knowing smile.
It really had only been a dream.
If any of that had been real, she wouldn't be smiling like that.
Besides, the face on the other side of the wall had been completely different.
"Is something wrong?" the princess asked politely.
"Ah… no, nothing at all."
Still… that blonde girl in the dream.
Maybe I had some weird complexes of my own.