WARNING!!

Before you start reading, please remember that this is a wish-fulfillment fic. It is heavily smut-oriented, though it does have a plot. It features a large harem and will contain themes such as incest, Yuri, and Netori.

(Netori: The protagonist steals or takes away someone else's love interest.)
 
You have been warned.

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Kevin Harlan, a 24-year-old perverted virgin and passionate cartoon lover, thought his life couldn't get any more pathetic until one night of furiously jerking off to Cool World while using a mysterious cursed lipstick as a makeshift toy accidentally rips open reality.

Transported permanently into the chaotic crossover world of Toontownsville. Kevin discovers he possesses two broken powers: Toon Magnet: making every female toon instinctively crave him and Toon Compatibility: the ability to switch between real human and cartoon form.

But instead of just becoming a wandering sex god, Kevin decides to chase his long-buried dream: opening his own restaurant. Using his System rewards, he transforms an abandoned building next to the famous Ink & Paint Club into a nautical-themed fast-food joint modeled after the Krusty Krab, complete with the legendary Krabby Patty, Krusty Krab Pizza, Chum Sticks, and many other delicious and dangerously addictive items.

But running a business in a world full of busty toons isn't easy. Between managing a chaotic kitchen, dealing with eccentric crossover customers  navigating rival restaurants, and trying to maintain the fragile balance between humans (Noids) and toons (Doodles), Kevin must balance his rising empire with his ever-growing sexual adventures.

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