I Don't Want This Kind of System!!
Everly, a connoisseur of orphan-to-riches tropes, always assumed her origin story began with a dramatic abandonment at the orphanage gates. Turns out, her life was even more cliché than her favorite novels!
She wasn't merely dumped; she was swapped—a long-lost heiress to a vast fortune. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more tropey, a mysterious System materialized, offering her a chance at a "good ending."
The catch? Its "abilities" ranged from the utterly bizarre to the downright mortifying, making Everly question if a happy ending was truly worth the existential cringe.
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System 006: [Host, please choose 1 of these 3 system abilities!]
Everly: "They're all weird! Let me just pick random!"
System 006: [Hehe... host, I forgot to say that each system will have consequences, so something will happen to you when you use it...]
Everly: "!!!"
Days later, having been reunited with her biological family and experimenting with the System's... unique function, the consequence were already glaringly apparent.
Her beloved brother: "My little sister is precious, but I need therapy to keep up with her alien-like thinking."
Handsome man 1: "She's a pervert! I'm scared she'll take my innocence..."
Handsome man 2: "Every time she talks, I feel like killing her. Is that normal?"
NOTE: Please disconnect all logical circuits before proceeding with this novel, as it's an absolute chaotic comedy where the MC, Everly, has several screws loose in her brain. Don't expect much normalcy here—sanity checked out long ago and never came back.