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I gave up everything to save the one I love. My name, my past, my future as a man—all sacrificed in a desperate search for the cure no doctor could find. They said the greatest apothecary in the empire resided in the Inner Palace, a woman who could identify any poison, solve any medical mystery. A prodigy named Maomao. I became a eunuch to reach her. To beg for her knowledge. To save the woman dying beyond these jade walls. But when I finally met the famous apothecary, something unexpected happened—a strange familiarity I couldn't explain. Her eyes and hair, mirrors of my own, stirred memories my mind had forgotten but my body remembered. Not a name. Just a comfortable familiarity that let me call her "freckles" without knowing why. Now I'm trapped between two mysteries: the illness slowly killing the woman I love, and the apothecary who feels like a ghost from a past I can't quite reach. In this palace where even medicine hides poison, and silence conceals the cruelest truths, I'll solve every mystery that stands between me and a cure. Even if the greatest mystery of all... is her. These are my diaries. My desperate search. My last hope. Welcome to the inner court, where some secrets are more dangerous than any disease.

I was betrayed by my own companions. In the Black Tower, where I fought as my team’s shield, I was stabbed in the back in exchange for a legacy item. My journey ended in blood and disloyalty. But fate granted me the impossible. I woke up ten years in the past, six months before the launch of the game that changed the world. This time, I will not repeat my mistakes. I trained my body to exhaustion. I filled my notebooks with notes, revisited history, and prepared every detail. I am not just a returning player — I am a strategist with ten years of memories seared into me like iron and fire. And when the Tower demanded a choice, I did not hesitate. While everyone else chases easy glory, I bear the burden no one wants. I am the Tank. And this time… I will not stop until I win.

After 5 months of playing the new massive single-player open-world indie RPG, I decided to quit. It just wasn’t to my taste, even with all the fun mods I had installed. But just as I went to permanently delete it from the recycle bin, a pop-up asking if I’d like to ‘transfer’ showed up. Unfortunately, I mistook it for the recycle bin pop-up and clicked ‘Yes’. Now… “UGWAAAAAAAAAA!” I’m stuck in the game world. *Inspired by novels and games such as ‘I Reincarnated Into A Game Filled With Mods’, ‘Praise The Orc!’, ‘Skyrim’, ‘Fallout: New Vegas’, ‘Stardew Valley’, ‘Warhammer 40k’, and ‘Warcraft’.

A schizophrenic teenager moves to a city smack in the middle of the united states for his last year of high-school.

Jirei, the protagonist, thinks that if he becomes a hero and defeats the Demon King in order to become the king, he can spend his days in laziness.

Crossover between several fandoms Stargate, Two and a Half Men, The Bad Seed...

Kazuma transmigrated into the world of Fairy Tail awakened one of the most overpowered abilities imaginable: the Gate of Babylon, the Treasury of the King. At first, Kazuma thought life in this world would be simple. That was until he started receiving missions from other worlds. Taking missions, building guilds in other worlds, and becoming the Guild Master __________________ Crossovers (not in order): Mieruko-chan, One Piece, Black Bullet, Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure,.... __________________ Support me and read advanced chapters at: patreon.com/_Coreal

This boxing book doesn't only teach a story but also teaches you how to box, a boy whose family is poor goes to a school that has zero fee but he'll know why soon...

There is a place that exists with 0% unemployment. Where everything from murder to electricity is regulated by the powerful few that the people of this place call "the hive." A place where life is basically... Perfect. As long as you follow the rules.

Amidst the endless sands and beneath the stars that whisper their secrets, Suhaib finds himself in a world unlike anything he has ever known. Powerful mysteries, grueling trials that defy the impossible, and enemies whose true nature remains hidden—the Breath of the Stars is his path. But will it lead him to glory… or to ruin? Release Schedule: Every Saturday ,Monday and Thursday Posted on Royal Road by the author: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/843435/fictions

Taran could have ruled the world. He was THIS close. But then he realised it would involve far too much paperwork, so he let the Emperor keep his throne. Now he spends his days in his tower, grumpily tolerating his two long-suffering servants and an unsettlingly hungry cat from the Void. Everything changes the night he encounters three sisters, each cursed by some mysteriously nefarious mook. Taran takes them in, determined to solve their problems the only way he knows how: by tossing people into the Void, where an Elder God will chew on their souls for all eternity. But can he solve his own problems AND keep his grisly methods a secret from the sisters? Will Noodle the Void Cat devour the world and eat the sun? And will Taran ever learn how his butler keeps appearing out of thin air? There’s only one way to find out… *** If you enjoy the story and want to see more, including exclusive chapters or stories from my other books, consider supporting me on Patreon.com/Lucas Thorn Check https://lucasthorn.com/ for my Discord links, too!

A woman name Kaya got dumped by her boyfriend whom she used to love the most, just for him she didn't even got the chance to make friends She then decided that she will make him know what is her value... And two friends of her helped her in this And in order to make him jealous she decided that she will start a fake relationship with someone but with whom? let's find out together... If her plan got successful... and if she could make her ex boyfriend jealous and if she finds anyone to be her fake boyfriend...

Ethan Vincent dies as a failed art student and gets reincarnated in the Harry Potter world with a twisted gift: his artwork comes to life. What he thinks are innocent paintings that bring joy to others are actually living nightmares that traumatize everyone around him. At Hogwarts, his portrait of Lily Evans nearly drives viewers insane with obsession. His three-headed hellhound painting terrorizes magical competitions, sending dozens of contestants to the hospital. When the Ministry tries to prosecute him, he manipulates his own trial so masterfully that he walks away richer while his accusers face prison. The terrifying part? Ethan genuinely believes he's a kind, misunderstood artist spreading beauty to the world. As he masters goblin sculpture and prepares an "artistic gift" full of deadly traps for Professor Quirrell, one thing becomes clear: this isn't the story of Harry Potter anymore. This is the story of how an oblivious artist accidentally became the wizarding world's greatest threat, all while thinking he was being helpful. ______________________________________ The Mc mostly uses his "Art" to convince people. I've Deleted the Nationalism, corrected the Dialogues, Names, Charms, Spells and made some changes to certain things. Hope you like it!

Natsume is an 18-year-old researcher who spent five years terrorizing Pallet Town with experiments like feeding Pokémon their own poop and giving local Geodude CT scans to check for kidney stones. When he finally left, the entire town threw a secret celebration. Natsume's daily routine involves building electric torture devices for his narcoleptic Pikachu, carrying bricks instead of Pokéballs because "they're more effective," and wearing mental ward pajamas pajamas for intimidation tactics. His greatest business achievement was selling what amounts to Pokémon cocaine disguised as appetite stimulant, making him richer than most small countries. He's accompanied by a pharmaceutical heiress who worships him after reading his books, and a giant Dragonite whose brain never developed past toddler stage but can bench press a mountain. When not busy accidentally becoming a wanted terrorist, Natsume dreams of building a Mecha Robot. Given his track record of poisoning himself with homemade experiments, the real suspense is whether he'll live long enough to finish it.

He wasn’t supposed to exist. He wasn’t supposed to come back. But destiny had other plans — terrible, sphincter-tightening plans. Through the rift of time and chakra, Namikaze Raimon, elder brother of the Fourth Hokage, reemerges from legend. Once whispered about in fear as “The Wind of Pain and Thunder of Shame”, he now walks again among the living — thanks to Orochimaru’s poor decision-making during the Chūnin Exams. Entire villages tremble. Mountains crumble. Medical nin stock up on ointment. Raimon: “Those who do not learn from their hemorrhoids… are doomed to feel them again.” Raimon: “Feel… true rectal pain.” Raimon: “Sometimes, to know peace… one must first know clenching.” Armed with the forbidden technique — Fūton Raiton: Sen-nen no Karyū Raiten Denkō Supairaru Doriru! (“Wind–Lightning Style: Thousand-Year Fire Dragon Thunderclap Spiral Drill!”) — Raimon strikes faster than the eye can follow… and always from the worst possible angle. Ohnoki will never sit the same again. Tobirama wishes Edo Tensei had a “do not resurrect” clause. Even the Raikage fears the drill that flashes twice. As nations unite against him, one truth becomes clear: Raimon: “I will make the world understand… the meaning of pain… and the importance of sitting cushions.” The Rectum Ripper has returned. And this time… no one’s behind is safe.

All Andrew wanted was a nice new set of pens, but instead, he got thrust into the arms of a dashing dragon prince! With the threat of a mysterious villain and newfound powers, can he set aside his antisocial tendencies long enough to help save this new magical world he stumbled into?

Zhang Da Ye unexpectedly drifted into the world of pirates and obtained a strange magical array that could summon characters from other worlds. His very first companion? Surprisingly… Tom Cat! From the same author who wrote Fairy Tail: I don't want to become the guildmaster. ---------- Translation, 2 Chapters per day 500 stones = 1 extra chapter patreon com/GuessMyName33 for 50+ advanced chapters Also check out my other novels! Click my profile!!!

In a world where Marvel and DC have merged, physical contact with the opposite sex can grant me their powers!! The best part? It stacks! Xi Nian, adopted by Diana, is oblivious to her secret identity until one day when they shared an Indirect kiss and inherited her demi-god abilities. [Kryptonian Physiology], [Flerken Void Storage], [Ancient Greek God Powers], [Venom Symbiote], [Scarlet Sorcery], [Magnetic Field Control]… The stronger his girlfriends, the greater his power! 2 chapters per day ========= Please give powerstones if you're enjoying the story.  patreon.com/GuessMyName33 10$ for 80 chapters ahead Also check out my other novels! Click my profile!!!

Rowen has no name, no family, and no magic. In a world where power defines your future, he’s already lost. The Awakening is his one chance to be chosen by the Path and escape his dead-end life running a forgotten shop. But when the crystal touches his skin, it reveals nothing... and yet, something ancient stirs within. Mana vanishes from his body. Visions haunt him. And buried deep in his soul, a relic from a past life begins to awaken. Forgotten by the world. Bound to something greater. Will he become another nobody — or the world’s greatest outlier?

In a world where people wield mysterious powers known as SIN, we follow a boy named Axel. Unlike most, he carries no gift—only questions about his past. His search for answers leads him deep into an empire ruled by Sinners, where secret orders and even deities shape the fate of this cursed world. What begins as a personal quest soon drags Axel into the very origin of SIN itself. Through ambition and betrayal — love and loss — his journey only carries a final truth. Will Axel rise to uncover the truth behind this cursed world, or will it consume him before he’s ready to face it?