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Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of “damsel in distress.” She’s no maiden — just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He’s no terrifying beast — just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It’s all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

A love triangle, between Theo, Kayla and Hari, highschool romance.

Most dream of awakening elite Mage or Warrior branches, hoping for even a single A-rank spark. So when Mike awakened as a Common Knight, the lowest of all combat classes, no one was surprised. But when his Potential appeared as F-rank, the absolute bottom… everyone immediately dismissed him. A Knight with F potential is a death sentence. A future of mediocrity. A life destined to be stepped on. And yet— The awakening didn’t end. Beneath the worthless class and shattered potential, something impossible flickered to life: Talent: ??? — Rank SSS. A mythical talent that shouldn’t exist. An F-rank Knight with an SSS-rank Talent.

Ben Fisher woke up in the South Side with a second chance at life and four impossible powers: a mechanic’s mind, a silver tongue, danger intuition, and the ability to create illusions. Now, he’s using them to fix more than just broken appliances—he’s trying to rewrite the tragic future of the Gallagher family.

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

Waking up in the body of a billionaire heir was a shock, but realizing he is inside the TV show The Rookie changed everything. Ethan Mercer isn't just playing cop; he is armed with a supernatural arsenal: Lie Detection that twists his gut when people are dishonest, a Danger Sense that warns him of threats before they happen, and Instant Mastery that lets him copy any physical skill he sees. With Photographic Recall keeping every detail sharp, Ethan is on a mission to rewrite the script and save the characters destined to die—if the mental toll doesn't break him first

The socially lost high-schooler, Kea, has absolutely no idea what to do. Unbeknownst to him, he was forced to be roommates with his polar opposite, Nil. Now... Is it even possible for him to get used to this abysmal new life while tackling the horrors known as social anxiety!? Oh? He's also an introvert? Damn...

After a fatal car accident in his previous life, a thirty-four-year-old former warehouse worker awakens in the body of a brilliant, twenty-something biochemist at Caltech. He isn't alone in his new life; he is bonded to the Genius Amplification System (G.A.S.), a sardonic and highly intelligent AI interface that gamifies his research and social interactions. Transmigrated into the heart of Pasadena, he must navigate the eccentricities of Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter while completing missions like "Sheldon's Paradox" to earn IQ Reserve points. At a random party in apartment 4A, he realizes that his ultimate goal is to use the system’s research loop to synthesize a permanent version of NZT-48, all while managing a rising Notoriety Level that threatens to expose his anomalous career acceleration to the world. To survive the scrutiny of the scientific community, he must balance his "Normal Person" facade with the system's "Anti-Hero" protocols, ensuring that his intellectual dominance remains as calculated as it is undeniable.

In the wonderful world of Elrus lies the Greatest Civilization to ever exist: the Golden Continent. In the Golden Continent, Culture and history have shaped it into the world's best magic nation. Filled with various races, they work together to survive, no matter the cost, and after years; they've achieved authority over all. In such a peaceful and prosperous time. Will it fall? Will the propaganda get to them? Will they survive the outside world? What secrets and war crimes have been hidden? And will the nation finally fall? Kailus, a Genesis Angel (Golden Continent native), tries to survive with the guilt from his past self. Will he get over his embarrassment and finally find a friend?

[REBOOTED: Check out the NEW Opening in Chapter 1 - Lawson's Peak Form Revealed!] Witness the meticulous rise of a Gearsmith who rewrites the laws of reality. Action, deep mechanics, and a MC who actually uses his brain. Ten years at the top. To the world, Lawson was a mall-job loser. To the "Armor Link" universe, he was a God.​ When the servers crashed and the game fused with reality, the world gained Heroes. Lawson gained nothing. While others donned flashy suits of armor, the "Legendary Veteran" was disqualified from the system. ​Until a flickering notification changed everything: [Veteran Save-Data Detected. Forced Authorization Granted: SSS-Rank Gearsmith] The world sees a support worker. The Heroes see a mechanic to fix their boots. They couldn't be more wrong. Lawson doesn't just fix the armor—he knows every glitch, every hidden stat, and every hard-coded weakness in the world they now live in. ​They have the armor. But Lawson owns the code. [Game Fusion] [Veteran Protagonist] [Hidden Power] [SSS to God-tier]

No Response is a speculative sci-fi story about first contact gone wrong. Four alien civilizations discover Earth and descend with different goals: conquest, profit, control, and enlightenment. Humanity becomes a resource, a mask, a marketplace — and a mistake. Above it all hangs the Bubble, a silent observer that never explains, never вмешивается, and never answers. There are no heroes. There are no lessons. There is only observation.

Without memories, without a past, and without even a name, a boy awakens in the heart of the Land of Shadows. Before him stands the ruler of that realm: an imposing queen, feared by all. As he struggles to understand who he is and how he came to be there, the boy finds himself facing a difficult choice. To set off into the unknown, weak and defenseless… or to remain under the queen’s tutelage, only to one day face her in a battle to the death. -------- [No system] -------- If you want to read advanced chapters, take a look at my Patreon. patreon.com/king_gilgamesh ----- Updates Monday through Friday ---- 100 Power Stones = 1 Chapters Extra 200 Power Stones = 2 Chapters Extra

Lazy and obsessed with trying to commit suicide, Manjiro Asakura has a mysterious past and unknown intentions that he doesn't reveal unless he wants to. Current World - Demon Slayer Possible Worlds - JJK, Bleach, (Comment with your ideas.) -------------------------------- PS: If you got a better synopsis better than this after reading it lmk, will replace it.

Shawn Turner was a lazy, foul-mouthed programmer who spent more time insulting strangers on the internet than fixing his own life. Then, one morning, a Bible appeared in his apartment. He threw it in the trash. It came back. No matter how many times he got rid of it, the book kept multiplying… until it finally spoke. It claimed to be God. And God had a job offer. Shawn wasn’t chosen for his virtue, his faith, or his kindness. He was chosen because he needed redemption. The deal was simple: Serve as God’s messenger in another world and spread His word… or face Hell when his life finally came to an end. But redemption does not come without punishment. In the other world, Shawn is reborn as a priestess, capable of performing real miracles—at a severe physical and mental cost. In his own world, he remains the same man he has always been. Eight hours. That’s the maximum amount of time he can stay in the other world before being dragged back to reality. A double life split between two bodies. A man forced to live as a woman in a land of magic. WARNINGS This story contains religious themes used in a fictional and ironic fantasy context. Expect to find: Temporary gender change (only in the fantasy world) Dual-world narrative (modern world + medieval fantasy) Harem Yuri This is not a religious preaching story. Tags Isekai Dual Worlds Temporary Gender Change Religious Fantasy (Fictional) Dark Humor Identity Conflict Redemption Arc No System I'm waiting for permission to publish this novel on Royalroad too!

Raised as one among many in an orphanage, Giovanni slowly watched his brothers and sisters depart, never to return. As age caught up with him, he came face to face with an inevitable sentence: chosen by the nightmare spell. In a new and exotic world, he must fight against more than the monsters that surround him — the very world itself, striving to corrupt him and destroy the teachings that guide his path. He cannot yield. He cannot fail. After all, he made a promise.

Reborn as Drogon, the black dragon of Game of Thrones, Chen Yu quickly realizes one fatal problem—his thoughts can be overheard by Daenerys Targaryen. [These two clumsy dragons need proper training. If they die this easily, they’ll disgrace the entire dragon race.] The next day, Daenerys calmly issues a new command: “Jackie, stop feeding Rhego and Viserion separately. Let them fight over the meat… just don’t kill each other.” Rhego & Viserion: My dragon life is over. [Tyrion is more than capable of serving as Hand of the King.] “Tyrion Lannister,” Daenerys announces, “you are hereby appointed Hand of the King.” “But… I’m a Lannister,” the Imp protests. “I trust you,” she replies. [Daenerys has been unusually irritable lately. Could it be… her period?] Daenerys: “???” A dragon who knows the future. A queen who hears his thoughts. Westeros is about to spiral completely out of control.

Ymir Celestie of Lunar. He was a character I cherished because his design was modeled after me. One of the finest creations, and a central antagonist in the game I was working on. But if someone asked whether I’d ever want to live his life, I’d probably stare at them and wonder what kind of nonsense they were spouting. Because Ymir’s existence wasn’t one a person could truly endure. He was the kind of prince who would sacrifice even himself, if the trade promised greater gain. . . . And here I was… reincarnated as a psychopath, hiding behind the mask of a prince, and a professor. --- Disclaimer: All characters, events, and mythologies depicted in this work are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, cultures, or historical traditions: living or dead; is purely coincidental, even where names or motifs may appear similar. --- #MastermindMC #SecretIdentity #Reincarnation #DarkFantasy #AntiHero

Kurt was your normal line cook until one day a vile squirrel attacks, and he finds himself face to face with a small fae, one that expects him to perform a dangerous task. With eyes of greed and opportunity, Kurt and his friend Sara set out with this young fae to create fabulous wealth. But enemies start coming from both sides of the gates, monsters from Terra and the clans from Earth. Can’t anything be simple? Why can’t a young man just become fabulously wealthy? The Mana Springs are the result of a Fae’s Mana Well and grant humans supernatural powers. A Well Guardian gaining powers beyond even that. Will these new powers be enough to protect the fledgling empire? A barren wasteland sprouts life for the first time in a century. Layla, the Fae Princess, intends to restart land, the river, once her well activates. A tall pillar stands out from the horizon, Kurt grips a spear, it all starts with this. What will he find there? A classic adventure of myths, monsters, swords, nations, and powers with a little romance to boot. —— This is a Hobby project for me, I intend to release two chapters a day for a long time. If you want a fun adventure, and meet a lot of friendly monsters, and so on. Come along. Expect: Humor Nation building Sword/Spear/Bow/fist fights Supernatural Power/Magic Monster friends and enemies Slice of Life moments Relatable Loveable Characters Tasteful Romance (if they behave) Some Violence, and the effects of it Don’t expect: Harems (or a sexy ones at least) Sex all the time (it does happen) Constant war/battles/action A system interface OP skills Modern Technology

Alex is an invisible and awkward high school student until one day, a mysterious, game-like system appears in his mind: the "Flower Collection System." This system classifies everything—the girls in his school are "Flowers"—and assigns him social missions with rewards in virtual money and skill points. Every success makes him more charismatic and confident, but each "Collection" drags him into more complex and absurd challenges. Alex must learn to balance his real life with his new, secret obsession with the game, or risk losing his identity in the process.

Jumpchain…, a Choose Your Own Advente Build a Bear for Gary Stue‘s and Mary Sues reaching across all of fiction to be submitted to the power of a self-insert Fanfiction. It would be pretty crazy if I were to somehow actually get such an opportunity, but alas this is the real world where magic doesn’t exist and life tends to be kinda mundane. What a shame, but at least I wouldn’t have to deal with any annoying Isekai bullshit. „Are sure about that? Don‘t you know that reality is stranger than fiction!“ Wait a minute, since when is there a clone of me in my house? Author Warning: Hello readers, I‘m just your average fanfic reader turned writer and this is my first official story. Just so you know, this will be a pretty basic self-insert world hopping story using the medium of Jumpchain where everything will be decided by my whim and soft plans so don’t excpect anything too big of me in terms of writing quality or frequent updates but I will try since I don’t just want spurn out low-quality trash but high-quality trash made with love and schizophrenia. Also if you as reader don‘t really like furry‘s, anthropomorphic creatures, monsterfuckery, relations betweeeen men and or women (aka Gay and or Lesbian stuff) or anything related with kinks and fetishes I would recommend not reading as I will add those things since I personally like them but not all at the same time or in the beginning as it will slowl but surely be added over time (even if it may take longer than excpected. Actual criticism is welcome since it is a reason I decided to publicly publish this instead of writing it purely privately to provide for all my fellow fanfic reader who may like it. Regerding the Jumps and their durations in terms of chapter per jump… it will heavily depend on two factors. Jump duration and busyness. Jumps with durations of less than 10 years will usually have less chapters than those with the standard 10 or more years and with the amount of interesting stuff I could potentially write for what happens in between these years, meaning there will be more chapters for settings where a ton of stuff is constantly happening than more chill Jumps. The first ten or so Jumps will be mostly skipped over as they are more of an ability set up for cool but not too strong abilities for the Jumper to get before they go to more dangerous settings were exponential growth happened while onlyminimal interaction with those settings since there wouldn’t be too much to interesting stuff to write about them since I am more interested in what the Jump Documents provide for for future settings.