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Tobechukwu Nwosu is trying to survive Lagos with dignity, which would be difficult enough if life were merely unfair. Instead, every problem in his life arrives louder than necessary, crueler than necessary, and always with an audience. Rent becomes public disgrace. Work stress becomes spectacle. Heartbreak feels staged. As Tobe scrambles to stay fed, employed, and sane, he begins to suspect something worse than bad luck is at work. Somewhere behind his disasters is a bitter failed writer, a man too weak to fix his own life and cruel enough to keep rewriting Tobe’s into a joke. My Life’s an Exaggeration is a darkly funny urban webnovel about shame, class pressure, survival, and the horror of realizing your suffering may be someone else’s entertainment.

On Hiatus due to college. Darren McDonagh is nineteen years old, first year at Trinity, works weekends in a bookshop off Nassau Street. Two years ago he survived a bike crash that should have killed him. It didn't. Something else happened instead. He didn't ask for it. Doesn't fully understand it. And he's doing a terrible job of keeping it secret. This isn't a story about a hero. It's a story about what happens after the fight, when the adrenaline's gone and your ribs are healing wrong and you've got a nine AM lecture and you still haven't eaten since yesterday. It's about Dublin at midnight and a city that doesn't know your name and the cost of caring too much when you can barely keep yourself together. He just wants to help. That's the problem.

Rios transmigrated to the world of Genshin Impact, becoming an orphan of Natlan. With his outstanding talent, he obtained a Vision at an early age and even elbowed his way to victory over Mavuika in the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, becoming Natlan's new generation Pyro Archon. And yet, on the eve before he was about to become the Pyro Archon, he awakened the Popularity Character System, which allowed him to purchase useful items from the mall as long as he gained the players' affection. Thus, he utilized the authority of the Pyro Archon and the functions of the system to suspend the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, and even imitated the Pyro Vision to stuff a bunch of Natlan people into the gacha pool. "Is Kachina's Vision one that the Pyro Archon personally crafted?" "What do you mean Kinich was originally a Dendro element character, but because the Pyro Archon gave him a Vision first, Kinich became a Pyro element character?" "Mavuika: Rios, you'll regret this! Rios: Mavuika, I am the Pyro Archon!" "Why are there even villagers here too!" And when the players finished the main storyline and learned the full story of what happened. "So Rios suspending the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night was because he didn't want there to be any more sacrifices in Natlan." "He would rather bear the infamy himself and fight the Abyss alone, all so that Natlan's companions wouldn't face any danger." "Rios, this man... I must pull for this character!" After the players pulled Rios from the gacha pool, they were shocked to discover. "Oh my god, Rios is way too strong!" "The six-star Pyro Archon Bennett was just a joke—Rios is the one who's truly worthy of the name!"

Khun Ming was never a hero. He was a natural dyer who spent his life working with plants, cloth, and dye vats. His greatest concerns were water temperature, fiber preparation, and whether a batch of marigold would produce a stable yellow. Then one day he died while trying to save a drowning puppy. Instead of the afterlife he expected, Khun Ming met an ancient ancestor who offered him a new life in another world. He asked for only a few simple things: A peaceful life. Good soil for growing plants. Complete knowledge of natural dyeing. The skills to build his own home. And enough strength to defend himself if necessary. Now living quietly on a cliffside bamboo cottage, Khun Ming begins again as a humble craftsman. But this new world does not understand color the way he does. Here, pigments come from spiritual stones controlled by powerful guilds. Cloth is dull, expensive, and lifeless. Khun Ming simply grows flowers, dig roots, chop barks, pluck leaves. Through careful washing, boiling, and dyeing, he slowly brings real color back into the world. Meanwhile, cultivators, sect elders, spirit beasts, and even immortals begin noticing something strange. The land around his cottage becomes unusually stable. Spirit energy flows smoothly. Tribulations weaken. Ancient beasts gather nearby. Yet Khun Ming remains completely unaware. He believes he is just a humble natural dyer trying to complete his next order of yellow cloth. Unfortunately for the cultivation world, dyeing done properly can change far more than fabric.

Sebastian De Palma has everything under control. A high-stakes deal on the verge of closing. A beautiful family. And a secret life. Then it all begins to unravel with dire consequences In a world where technology can replicate anyone, where surveillance is seamless and secrets are currency, Sebastian discovers too late that the greatest threat isn't exposure it's the people closest to you, and what they're willing to do when they finally have proof. Some traps are sprung the moment you think you've escaped them.

Sun Jin used to be easy to love—loud, playful, impossible to ignore. Then Salem Moon disappeared. She left behind no explanation—only bruises, whispers, and a rumor that turned Sun into something he wasn’t. By the time the truth was buried, he had already been labeled the villain. Years later, they meet again at university. Salem is back like nothing ever happened. Sun is nothing like the person she remembers. Worse—she has no idea what her disappearance cost him. As old emotions resurface—anger, confusion, and something neither of them fully let go—the past refuses to stay buried. Because the story everyone believed… isn’t the story that actually happened. And the closer they get to the truth, the more dangerous it becomes to ask— Who really destroyed Sun Jin? And what happens when Salem finally finds out? A slow-burn romance built on misunderstanding, buried trauma, and a past that refuses to stay silent. Years have passed since they last saw each other, and the memories come rushing back: laughter, shared moments, and something that clearly didn’t end well. As shock turns into anger and disbelief, Sun struggles to process the sudden reappearance of someone who once meant everything. And Salem, just as stunned, can only whisper his name. Their unexpected reunion reopens wounds neither of them is prepared to face.

Adrian Ace was once a gamer… until he died under mysterious circumstances. Now, he’s trapped in a ghost story—one he thinks he downloaded himself? The roads ahead are bumpy, so grab your running shoes—things are about to go haywire!

Ese is a gripping tale that explores the challenges, triumphs, and struggles of a woman determined to survive and raise her family while being haunted by the shadows of her past and childhood. The story follows her as she unravels the layers of her life, tracing her lineage back to her grandfather, the king of Obiaroku.

After a fatal car accident in his previous life, a thirty-four-year-old former warehouse worker awakens in the body of a brilliant, twenty-something biochemist at Caltech. He isn't alone in his new life; he is bonded to the Genius Amplification System (G.A.S.), a sardonic and highly intelligent AI interface that gamifies his research and social interactions. Transmigrated into the heart of Pasadena, he must navigate the eccentricities of Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter while completing missions like "Sheldon's Paradox" to earn IQ Reserve points. At a random party in apartment 4A, he realizes that his ultimate goal is to use the system’s research loop to synthesize a permanent version of NZT-48, all while managing a rising Notoriety Level that threatens to expose his anomalous career acceleration to the world. To survive the scrutiny of the scientific community, he must balance his "Normal Person" facade with the system's "Anti-Hero" protocols, ensuring that his intellectual dominance remains as calculated as it is undeniable.

[A/N: This is not a Chinese Translation] Lin ZhiJiang, a Chinese exchange student, got himself into an accident that left him stranded on a deserted island. He had tried to survive for years with a sliver of hope that he might be rescued, but he ended up dying from malnutrition with many regrets in his heart. This should've been the end of his story, but he ended up waking up on a train. Not just any train, the train that travels in space, and he was greeted by a group of people who called themselves the Nameless of the Astral Express. Join Lin ZhiJiang as he travels around the vast world of Honkai: Star Rail while slowly questioning the world and losing his sanity.

Becoming a Clan Master was supposed to be the ultimate early retirement plan. The strategy was flawless: buy a heavily fortified mansion, recruit a party of hyper-competent, over-enthusiastic teenagers—an immovable armored tanker, a battle-obsessed swordsman, a light-fingered thief, a talented younger mage with an attitude, and a dedicated elf healer—and let them clear the dungeons while sitting back to collect the passive income. There is just one major problem: everyone around him is completely misinterpreting the situation. When he refuses to leave his comfortable bed, his clan members reverently assume he is meditating to recover his strength from a top-secret, high-level dungeon raid he cleared solo. When he funnels massive bribes to government officials to cover up his blatant tax evasion, they interpret it as anonymous donations for the city's slums, accidentally turning him into a beloved saint among the poor. And when he sends his party on simple chore missions just to get them out of his hair, they assume it’s a grueling, high-stakes training regimen designed to break their limits—to the point where they solemnly write their wills before leaving. Every attempt to avoid manual labor is documented as an act of unfathomable, high-level tactical genius. Now, his certification level is skyrocketing to the highest ranks, and the Adventurer Association is forcing him to take command of deadly, impossible missions meant only for legendary heroes. Surrounded by a stubbornly loyal party that refuses to leave him alone, commoners who sing his praises, and an Association that refuses to let him quit, he must figure out how to survive the most dangerous threats in the world without actually lifting a finger.

“When you read these words, I am already dead…” “Please take good care of my last will and my ashes safe.” --------------------------------------------------- During the Third Great Ninja War, Kiyohara was nothing more than a disposable pawn, a true cannon fodder. He lived each day believing death could come at any moment—if not today, then tomorrow. But unexpectedly, he received the Last Will System. With it came the ability to obtain the will of himself who had died in different versions of the shinobi world. By fulfilling the last wishes of his other selves, he could inherit their abilities, even stack their talents upon his own! Thus, Kiyohara gained the support of countless versions of himself: “Anbu Captain Kiyohara” “Akatsuki Member Kiyohara” “Missing Nin Kiyohara” “Mizukage Kiyohara” “Uchiha Kiyohara” “Ōtsutsuki Kiyohara” --------------------------------------------------- “What? My future self dies just like that? Then I must avenge you all!” “Oh, infinite futures of mine, lend me your strength! .... Not the same as Overdrafting the Future, Starting in Naruto but had the premise. Not known if harem or had romance yet.

(Exported from Wattpad. You can check it out in Wattpad if you want. And if you want, you can also support me both in Wattpad and here in Webnovel!) --- Alright, let's see what we have here: - A young man with amnesia. But not just any young man with amnesia, but a supposed 'young man' with amnesia who's comprised of metal, wires, and complex programs. [√] - Suddenly woke up from a cryostasis inside of an old bunker with no explanation whatsoever. [√] - Having no clue what is even going on around him. [√] - Decides to walk out from the said bunker after gathering the scraps left behind by the former inhabitant and embark on his new adventure into the strange new world. [√] Those aspect combined fits well into the typical 'protagonist woke up with amnesia and set out for his journey across the new world and to defeat the main antagonist' kind of story. But unfortunately, this isn't the fantasy world that he's expecting/hoping to woke up into. Instead, he's greeted by the rusty, gritty sight of Earth in the year 2060's. Undead abominable creations caused by 'ELID', rogue robots that kills any living beings on sight, factions consist of ideals & goals, and the political power at play across Europe. With all being said, let's see how this 'young man' could fare against the unforgiving reality of the situation He have put himself into against his own will. Whether a variable like him could truly shine a bright light among the other beacons, to make a different in the brave new world He woke up into, or will the past memories He no longer remember eventually caught onto to him; forcing him into circumstances that question and put his own choices, morality, necessity, and dignity to the test. (Girls Frontline belong to MICA Team)

Full remake of my old fanfic "The Big Bang Theory :I m Stuart" with less passive and scared main character and focus more on funny light moments Waking up as Stuart Bloom in 2007 was supposed to be a sentence to a life of depression and poverty, but the Void didn't send him back empty-handed. Armed with three supernatural gifts—future knowledge, industry magnetism, and success-based charisma—the new Stuart transforms the Comic Center of Pasadena from a sad dungeon into a Hollywood hotspot Im uploading this into royalroad.com .

When dungeon gates opened across the world, it became a gold rush. Hunters chased glory. Guilds chased power. Corporations chased profit. Phong Tran awakened as a Level 1 Farmer. No skills. No passives. A broken EXP bar that never moved. So he sold energy drinks instead. Leg warmers. Electrolytes. Power banks. If everyone else was digging for gold, he’d sell the shovels. Then Josh came. University golden boy. Gym-built. Son of a man who could erase problems with a phone call. “Protection fee.” Phong refused. He woke up in a hospital bed, beaten within an inch of death. His aunt and uncle were gone. No bodies. No investigation. No media coverage. Just silence. Then, as if the universe had a sense of humor, his system finally gave him a quest: Plant and harvest 10 potatoes in the dungeon. That’s it. No penalties. No forced missions. No ticking clock. No promise of justice. Just a choice. Phong takes it. The potatoes mutate. Then other plants followed. Chilies spit burning rounds. Sweet potatoes bulk up into blunt-force bruisers. Garlic turns chemical-warfare illegal. Enoki mushrooms rattle like dungeon-grade machine guns. His crops become his frontline. Phong doesn’t want to conquer the dungeon. He wants to build something inside it. A farm. A hearth. A settlement for people tired of being disposable. He won’t let revenge be the only thing he grows. Revenge lit the spark. But it won’t be the only thing he grows. And if the most powerful man in the city comes looking to finish what his son started... He’ll learn something the dungeon already knows. This farm fights back. Schedule: 2 chapters a day. I'll try to do 3 chapters on weekends. I’ll post at 11 a.m. and 12 p.m. server time. Chapters will be shorter though (basically, I'll split the chapters in my manuscript)

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

Ethan Gardner was a 2025 ML engineer until a delivery truck sent him back to 2014 San Francisco, inside the body of a man caught in Gavin Belson's crosshairs. He wields "Architectural Intuition," granting him perfect blueprints for future AI like GPT-3, and "Temporal Compute Access," which lets him rent 2025 processing power at a staggering financial cost. Now, Ethan must outpace Hooli’s $200 million war chest by building an empire on "impossible" code before the show's canon timeline collapses. Amidst the high-pressure world of venture capital, he battles a looming corporate storm while his hands move with a supernatural "Accelerated ML Cognition" they never possessed before.

Zombies and magic and… cat girls?! Oh my! The world crumbles into chaos when a necromancer brings the dead to life and unintentionally unleashes magic into the modern world. The undead overwhelm his city and Grayson, along with his brain-implanted AI companion Becca, finds himself fighting to survive a modern world transforming into a fantasy hellscape. Fantastical monsters emerge, magic appears and demihumans are suddenly running around—Chaos is everywhere. Between recruiting survivors, learning how to use magic, fighting power-hungry villains, and researching a cure for the zombieism, Grayson discovers that saving the world is exhausting. But hey, at least the new world has cat girls. That's a win, right? Maybe living through the apocalypse isn’t so bad after all. If only Grayson could get this sassy AI in his head under control. What to expect: • Zombies. Duh. • Modern world slowly turns to Fantasy world as magic rewrites reality. • Cool sci-fi gadgets. • No system. But there is a status screen thanks to Becca that lists skills, companions, and physical stats. • Progression fantasy where Grayson and crew develop magical abilities and get stronger over time. • Slow-build relationships with a large cast of characters that grows, shrinks, and sometimes gets eaten. • An in-universe soundtrack because even the apocalypse needs a playlist. Much to Becca’s satisfaction, no AIs were harmed (or used) in the creation of this story.

Yo, meet Alex (or whatever Earth name you vibe with — we can change it). Twenty-six, chronic mommy-issues virgin, porn history 100% MILF category. One tragic Truck-kun fap session later, he wakes up buck-naked in a glowing summoning circle, face buried between the leaking, massive tits of High Priestess Lira — a crimson-haired human MILF goddess-proxy who's been waiting centuries for "the prophesied cock that stands eternal." Turns out, the Demon Lord's ancient curse turned every dude on Materna into limp noodles. No boners. No babies. Just frustrated, powerful, thick-thighed MILFs running everything from kingdoms to adventurer guilds. Society? Matriarchal AF. Reproduction? Basically prayers and magic failed experiments. Then boom — Alex pops a full mast the second Lira's mommy milk hits his tongue. Instant system activation: [Mommy's Favorite Boy System]. His seed? A slow-drip miracle elixir. One creamy load swallowed = tiny permanent stat bump for the lucky MILF (+0.1 strength here, +minor magic regen there). Repeated "doses"? They get noticeably stronger, heal faster, level up smoother. But it's gradual — no overnight goddesses. Gotta earn those mommy gains through filthy, loving sessions. The goddesses (all MILF squad: human priestess, elf arch-matriarch, fox-eared shrine maiden, etc.) summoned him because only he can break the curse by eventually offing the Demon Lord. But first? "Training." Which means getting smothered, ridden, nursed, and milked dry while they coo "Good boy, fill Mommy up~". Comedy gold: Alex tries to act like a hero, but mid-quest his dick betrays him at the sight of a busty tavern widow bending over. Jealous MILFs bicker over who gets "Mommy time" next. Guild receptionists "inspect" his "hero status" way too thoroughly. Demon Lord's minions? Hot MILF succubi who want his seed for evil... or just because. Slow-burn harem incoming: Starts with Lira (human priestess mommy) and maybe one early elf companion. Builds to ~10 total — 2 humans (priestess + maybe a noble widow or strict knight captain MILF), plus fox beastkin, dark elf, dwarf blacksmith mama, dragonkin elder, succubus queen, etc. All dominant, nurturing, kinky mommies with mommy issues reversed — they NEED to pamper and fuck their "good boy" senseless. Expect: Lactation play, facesitting smothering, breeding dirty talk, light mommy-dom (spanking, "cum only when Mommy says"), public risk teases, jealous catfights over creampie rights, system pings like [+0.05 Endurance to Mira from your yummy load!] right after a quickie. Zero rush — early arcs: survival, first awkward fucks, discovering the curse's depth, tiny power-ups, comedy fails (he cums too fast, MILFs tease him mercilessly). This world's salvation depends on Alex nutting in as many powerful MILFs as possible... slowly, hilariously, filthily.

Electric and bass guitars, drums, a synthesizer, and a burning desire to create music—a band of reckless teenagers is ready to rock this world! The law means nothing to them, bans won't stop them, and any attempt to block their path will only make them laugh. And just to make sure they leave absolutely no stone unturned, every single one of them has unlocked their Aura, wields tricked-out weapons, and carries a student ID from the most prestigious Huntsman academy. Put your hands up, friends! Soon, Beacon and its inhabitants will learn what true rock 'n' roll sounds like! Translation of the fanfic by Negit. Posted with the author's permission.