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A kaiju ate me alive. I felt my ribs go one at a time. Then something in the dark of its gut decided I was not finished. It started my heart with a hand that was not mine, and I walked out of the corpse on my own two feet, the only person who ever has. That was the night she bought the rights to whatever I had become. One screen. One subscriber. The screen is my life, live and uncut. The subscriber is her, and she pays whatever it costs to keep the feed running: every fight, every wound, every hour I lose to the thing growing up the inside of my spine. When I run, the money finds me. When I bleed, the bid climbs. The Defense Force has me filed as a contaminant. The corporations want me as their next headliner. She understood the part both of them missed: the stronger the parasite makes me, the less of me is left. Every night, behind one glowing screen, the woman who calls herself my sponsor watches me turn into the thing that killed me. She has never once looked away.

Magnus Chane was a perfectly average, practically invisible 20-year-old college geek… until the morning a mysterious “System” booted up in his head. It grants him superpowers. It sets impossible quests. It threatens him with instant death if he fails. His very first mission? Seduce Alejandra “Alex” Reyes — the most popular girl on campus — within seven days… or die. There’s just one problem: She doesn’t even know he exists. Raised on Spider-Man, Nightwing, and every comic-book hero who taught him to never cross moral lines, Magnus refuses to cheat, coerce, or manipulate his way through the challenge. So he chooses the only option that lets him live with himself: Win her heart. For real. In a week. What follows is a chaotic spiral of evolving superpowers, escalating quests, questionable “advice” from a raccoon, and a system that seems increasingly unhinged… All while Magnus desperately tries to stay alive, stay good, and maybe—just maybe—get the girl. Note: The series takes place in the near future (2030s).

“When you read these words, I am already dead…” “Please take good care of my last will and my ashes safe.” --------------------------------------------------- During the Third Great Ninja War, Kiyohara was nothing more than a disposable pawn, a true cannon fodder. He lived each day believing death could come at any moment—if not today, then tomorrow. But unexpectedly, he received the Last Will System. With it came the ability to obtain the will of himself who had died in different versions of the shinobi world. By fulfilling the last wishes of his other selves, he could inherit their abilities, even stack their talents upon his own! Thus, Kiyohara gained the support of countless versions of himself: “Anbu Captain Kiyohara” “Akatsuki Member Kiyohara” “Missing Nin Kiyohara” “Mizukage Kiyohara” “Uchiha Kiyohara” “Ōtsutsuki Kiyohara” --------------------------------------------------- “What? My future self dies just like that? Then I must avenge you all!” “Oh, infinite futures of mine, lend me your strength! .... Not the same as Overdrafting the Future, Starting in Naruto but had the premise. Not known if harem or had romance yet.

[Anime Direction] + [No System] + [Love Rivalry] + [Passionate] + [Daily Emotions] ...... Carrying a certain regret and an unbearable sense of guilt, Lucian finally arrived at Tracen Academy—the training school for Uma Musume. ...... Lucian: "Run as freely as you can. Don’t let anyone take the view ahead of you." Silence Suzuka: "Mr. Lucian..." ...... Lucian: "Chubby, if you keep eating, your weight’s going up again." Special Week: "Ugh... but your cooking is just too delicious~ And... Lucian-san, please don’t call me chubby!" ...... Lucian: "Shut up, all of you! If you’re watching the race, then watch properly. If you love shouting so much, do you want me to shove a mic in your mouth?!" "Victory isn’t decided on the track, but off it? What a cowardly tactic." Rice Shower: "Lucian-kun, you’re also Rice Shower’s hero." ...... --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam

I've traversed into Genshin Impact, but the time of traversal is a bit too early. Hiss... Perhaps it's not necessarily too early. Everyone when they were young is also very cute. As for me, my communication skills aren't that great, but fortunately, I still have the ability to communicate with children. Although I couldn't immediately see them in their prime, being able to witness their childhood, isn't that also very good? I am a very ordinary person, without a system, and without any special abilities. But, at least I can still do some things that I am capable of doing. Make this world better, let each child's childhood have an extra wisp of beautiful and gentle breeze. I like cute little creatures, like the touch of purity in people's hearts, like leisurely daily life. My story should be very ordinary, not as magnificent as other traverser predecessors. But it should also have its own unique aspects that belong to me. The story originates from ten years ago, Genshin Impact's main storyline should be far off in the distance. So, before the main storyline arrives, do you want to come with me on a journey that lasts for ten years? [No System + No Knife + Healing + Male Protagonist + Plain + Genshin Impact + Teyvat + Daily Life + Non-Invincible + Adventure] === 70 Advance Chapter on Patreon/Ferasam

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

John Kaisen's always been a gambler. Cards, dice, life-or-death Russian roulette in a warehouse at 2 AM. The house always wins eventually. But when RNGesus offers him a second chance in exchange for entertainment, John takes the deal. Random powers from a Chaotic gacha in Invincible Universe. Where John's gambling addiction and terrible luck are about to make things very complicated, very fast. Good thing John's never known when to quit. Time to go All In. ________________________________________ A/N: The gacha system in this story is the Chaos Gacha by BronzDeck (go check out his fics, they’re great). Since gacha by nature is unpredictable, planning everything out isn’t really possible so I’ll mostly be letting my impulses take the wheel. With that said, enjoy. Chapter Updates: 7 Chapter/Week + Bonus chapters ________________________________________ Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction work. All rights to Invincible characters, settings, and intellectual property except OC belong to Image Comics. This story is a non-commercial tribute created for entertainment purposes only. Tags: Invincible AU, Chaos Gacha, Anti-Hero, Gambling MC, Morally Gray, Isekai-with-Consequences

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

Su Qing, who has just graduated and works as a video blogger, mistakenly consumes poisonous mushrooms sent by a fan and awakens an unusual ability: Her life is full of continuous prompts from a narration. Morning: [Morning has arrived, all things are reviving, and it is the season for animals to mate again.] Eating: [High-quality ingredients only need the simplest cooking methods. The meal before you has gone bad after fermenting overnight, and consuming it will allow you to experience hospital internet speed in thirty minutes.] Driving: [Of the millions of roads, safety is the first. If driving is not standardized, relatives will weep.] [Continue driving, the vehicle will be subjected to a severe impact in three seconds, good luck.]

What is it like to be a university doctor? University doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Each Month Takes You into a Profession". On the first day of recording, because he was sleeping in the office and playing games during the day, he was criticized by netizens. But as night fell. "Doctor, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted from anger because she didn't get to eat rice with pig trotter !" "Doctor, I sneezed, and now I can't move."

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.

While waiting for Yukinoshita in the clubroom, he unexpectedly travels to the world of Classroom of the Elite and becomes the representative of Class B. Initially, he only intended to keep a low profile while helping Class B escape its tragic fate from the original story, and incidentally saving Ichinose Honami. However, why these girls seems to know what am I Thinking?

In his dream, Leo found himself transported into the Marvel Universe—only to be inexplicably captured by the Time Variance Authority (TVA). Just when things couldn’t get worse, he finally heard the long-awaited system’s voice! “Ding! Extracting Loki’s Frost Giant physique!” “Ding! Extracting Jean Grey’s Phoenix Force!” “Ding! Extracting Tony Stark’s Iron Man armor set!” “Ding! Devouring Iceman’s cryokinetic ability!” “Ding! Devouring Thanos’s Eternal body!” Extract what you want—devour what you don’t! “Hey, purple potato—what do you think these are?” “What!? Dozens of Infinity Stones!?” Thanos coughs up blood. Dead.

As conspiracies begin to surface and panic spreads through Hogwarts, a mysterious Q&A space suddenly appears, pulling several people inside. Then, an odd question is posed to everyone: “What is the main reason Draco keeps provoking Harry?” A: Jealousy of Harry’s fame and reputation B: Draco’s inherently dark nature C: Draco deeply loves Harry, and that love turned into hatred D: He’s not entirely sane and wants to destroy Harry if he can’t have him Everyone turns to look at Draco. Draco: “Why is everyone staring at me like they’re about to eat me alive? I’m freaking out here. What do I do? Someone please help—urgent!”

Loren, who started with a combat power of 820, transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and only wanted to eat, sleep, and live like a salted fish. Then, the God-level Selection System activated! [Ding! Major threat detected: Raditz (combat power 1500)! This enemy will seriously endanger your future life!] [Choice 1: Follow the salted fish lifestyle! Escape immediately! Reward: “Perfect Breath Hiding” experience card!] [Choice 2: Remain a true salted fish forever! Face Raditz head-on! Reward: Combat power increases by 20,000 points! Saiyan-exclusive combat skill unlocked!] Loren: “Thanks for the invitation. I just woke up on Earth. If I want to sunbathe peacefully from now on, Raditz… you’re in my way.” System prompt: [Choice confirmed! Reward of 20,000 combat power points obtained! Congratulations to the host for learning ‘Air Dance Mastery’!] Daily task: [Sunbathe under Karin Tower for one hour] → Combat Power +15 Daily task: [Eat a full meal and take a nap] → Combat Power +10 After returning from intense training, Vegeta discovered that Loren’s combat power had risen again. He was shocked. “How the hell are you getting this strong?!” Loren yawned. “I just woke up. Maybe I leveled up in my sleep.” Frieza: “The emperor of the universe has arrived! Kneel!” Loren: “Tsk. Anyone who interrupts my nap has to die. Frieza, for the sake of my comfortable life, I’m beating you up first.” Android 18: “Hey, Loren… want to go fishing on an uninhabited island tomorrow?” Loren: “Hmm… sure. As long as you don’t disturb my sleep.”

He transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and became Gohan, awakening a unique training system. By simply doing push-ups, his strength increased. And the stronger Gohan became, the more push-ups he did. (The system’s bonuses are only supplementary and do not replace Gohan’s own hard-earned training and growth.) “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you’ve completed one push-up! Combat power +1!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you completed a push-up in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! Combat power +10!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you’ve taken one step! Combat power +1!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you completed a push-up! Combat power +10!” … Beerus: “Damn it! How did Gohan train? He’s even stronger than me!” Gohan: “It’s nothing, really. I just do push-ups every day.” ...... Author’s Note Hello, readers! Welcome to my second Webnovel account. My first Webnovel account is Shadow_demon_007, where I uploaded 20 fanfics. Due to Webnovel’s upload limits and rules, I created this second account so I can continue uploading more fanfics for you all. Please also check out my first account, where many of those 20 fanfics are available. Some of them are already fully completed, and I have uploaded those completed fanfics on my Patreon patreon.comShadow_demon_007 On Patreon, you can find Fully completed fanfics One free fanfic available for readers Another free fanfic coming in a few days I sincerely hope you enjoy my works, and I truly appreciate all your support. Thank you for reading and supporting me! — Shadow_demon_007

Wake up and find yourself as Captain America in the Marvel universe! Captain America is the moral compass, the embodiment of justice, and a spiritual leader. But now… the system’s missions are absurdly abstract. Does dancing with female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents count as a reward? Fury stared in disbelief as he watched Captain America waltz across the nightclub floor with Black Widow, Hill, and other female agents the day after waking up. Could this be an imposter? Is this really Captain America? And then… are there rewards for being the captain of Hydra? “Believe me, long live Hydra!” Captain America shouted with an evil grin, reciting the classic slogan. Pierce watched in stunned silence, his fanatical younger brother now seemingly defected to Captain America, leaving him feeling utterly betrayed. ...... Author’s Note Hello, readers! Welcome to my second Webnovel account. My first Webnovel account is Shadow_demon_007, where I uploaded 20 fanfics. Due to Webnovel’s upload limits and rules, I created this second account so I can continue uploading more fanfics for you all. Please also check out my first account, where many of those 20 fanfics are available. Some of them are already fully completed, and I have uploaded those completed fanfics on my Patreon patreon.comShadow_demon_007 On Patreon, you can find Fully completed fanfics One free fanfic available for readers Another free fanfic coming in a few days I sincerely hope you enjoy my works, and I truly appreciate all your support. Thank you for reading and supporting me! — Shadow_demon_007

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Reborn into the world of Doraemon, the protagonist begins a brand-new life filled with adventure, danger, and endless possibilities. From stepping into the familiar yet unpredictable original Doraemon world, he forges his own path and creates a wonderful life unlike anything before. When the Iron Man Corps appears and turns the tide of fate, thrilling battles and strategic clashes reshape the future. A great adventure unfolds in the Demon World, where wits, courage, and strength are tested against terrifying monsters and ghosts. The mystery of the Big Magic Mirror reveals secrets that challenge reality itself. Strange encounters, extraordinary journeys, and unexpected companions await at every turn. And dog girls… Do you mind?

I wanted nothing more than an ordinary life—free from crushing debt and the endless corporate grind. Instead, I died. And when I opened my eyes, I was in ancient Rome. My father? Gaius Julius Caesar—the man destined to rule, or ruin, the Republic. But history is written in blood. If I do nothing, my new family will be swept away by the coming political firestorm. Power is survival in Rome, and I intend to survive. Armed with modern knowledge, I will reshape the Roman Republic—through banking, insurance, industry, and new political strategies. Rome will never be the same. ============================================== What to Expect: - A grounded story set in the Roman Republic (BCE) - Technological innovation, business, military campaigns, Senate politics, and diplomacy - Based on real history—its religions, places, and historical figures - Smart MC using future knowledge to solve problems - 4 chapters a week, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday (Korean time) - 20 chapters ahead on patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cw/MinchoNyangi) ============================================== MinchoNyangi here!  This is the official English edition of [카이사르의 아들이 되었다]. This story was a hit in Korea with over 2 million views(Naver Series), and I have personally revised and expanded this definitive edition specifically for English readers. You won't find this version anywhere else—not even in Korea. Note: This is the only official translation provided by the author. Any versions found on other sites except Royal Road, Webnovel are pirated copies. If you enjoy the story, please support the author by reading the official release here. Thank you