I Only Choked on Noodles, Why Am I Here?! [BL]

Evil has a reputation problem. In a world overflowing with dark lords, liches, demon queens, and world-ending prophecies, most villains rule through fear, cruelty, and expendable henchmen. Burnout is high. Survival rates are low. Dental coverage is nonexistent. Lord Malachai the Dread is different. A terrifying presence wrapped in ritual armor and apocalyptic intent, Malachai is also an unusually considerate employer. He offers full medical and dental benefits, fair wages, hazard pay, and flexible scheduling. He remembers birthdays. He helps henchmen move apartments. He believes loyalty is earned—not forced. As heroes rise, rival villains scheme, and the world edges closer to conquest or collapse, Malachai’s organization grows not because it is feared, but because it works. Henchmen choose to stay. Morale improves. Productivity rises. And slowly, quietly, the most dangerous villain of all begins to take shape—not because he is the cruelest… but because he is the most competent. This is a comedic fantasy web novel about workplace culture, loyalty, and what happens when evil finally figures out how to run itself like a functional organization. It blends sharp humor with heartfelt moments, exploring villainy through the lens of management, ethics, and the simple power of treating people well—even while plotting the end of the world. After all, anyone can rule through terror. But only a truly great villain offers dental.

[Harry Potter Fanfiction + Mastermind Genre + Strategic Scheming] [Early stages focus on survival and growth; a slow burn] [Ambition and the desire for conquest hidden behind a trustworthy smile and seemingly sincere words] Tver, the most brilliant graduate in Durmstrang’s history, has arrived at Hogwarts. “One day, Muggles will use science to observe magic, expose our secrets, and build mathematical models for every spell. When that day comes, what will wizards do?” “Be locked away like rare beasts in cages?” “Or…”

Dragon. In Western legends, dragons are seen as evil beings—symbols of greed and destruction. But beyond those darker meanings, dragons also stand for strength. That’s why he was named Draco. It was a wish for him to grow into a powerful wizard, one with the might of a dragon... His name is Draco. Draco Malfoy. This is the world of Harry Potter—but not quite.

I just left Dark Souls, and now I’m in Elden Ring. Is this suffering never going to end? Here I am at the Haligtree, right next door to the “gentle” Empyrean, Miquella. I, the Lord of Cinder who once cut down both mortals and gods alike, have somehow become the Promised Consort of the Empyrean? After a while, Nolan Bethel realized the truth. This isn’t some Empyrean at all—it’s clearly the Holy Maiden, St. Trina! And beside her stands the greatest magic teacher, the dignified Lunar Princess, and the eldest of the Ancient Dragons... Fan translation of 穿越交界地的我竟然是初火？ by 神罗小萨

A young man named Lucas Graves dies in a catastrophic train accident while traveling with his sister, only to awaken in a new world within the body of Xavier Alden, the son of a respectable court elder in the kingdom of Valerion. With no memory of Xavier’s past and fragments of his own life still haunting him, Lucas chooses to feign trauma and silence while secretly adapting to his new reality. Beneath his quiet exterior lies a sharp mind and an unnatural advantage, a perfect memory carried from his previous life, paired with a forbidden Dual Cultivation Technique that allows him to grow stronger in ways others cannot comprehend. As Lucas navigates the cultivation academy and the political undercurrents of the kingdom, he forms complex bonds with powerful women while steadily rising in strength and influence. His growth soon draws attention, not only for his abilities but for the dangerous aura surrounding his actions. Beyond the academy, a far greater threat looms. Kingdoms begin to fall one after another to mysterious usurpers who wield terrifying power and command an unnatural force known as the abyss. Pulled into the heart of the conflict, Lucas becomes a key figure in Valerion’s war efforts, standing alongside a formidable empress whose power surpasses that of ordinary celestials. Together, they confront enemy forces, witness the devastation of entire capitals, and uncover the terrifying scale of the enemy’s ambitions.

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In a distant past, the seven Ancestral Beasts clashed, and the blood they spilled rained onto the entire plane, infecting humans and animals alike, making them part of their powerful bloodlines. As a small village’s hunter, Liam was unaware of the consequences of that legendary battle. His sole goal was to become a cultivator to gain the strength and resources he needed to avenge his family. Yet, when Liam’s Ancestral Bloodline awakened, he uncovered a connection between his family’s killers and the Dragon King, a connection that could expand his revenge to the entire Kingdom. -------------------- Discord link: https://discord.gg/mefzf3aQJ8 Instagram: eocnovels X: @EoCNovels Cover artist: https://digitalrowye.com

Transmigrated into the Pirate World, I start by descending upon Skypiea and choosing to eat the Mera Mera no Mi! What? You say the Mera Mera no Mi is too weak? That’s only because Oda doesn’t understand the Mera Mera no Mi! What? You say the Mera Mera no Mi has too low a ceiling? Then I’ll give it a proper power-up. Mera Mera no Mi plus Netsu Netsu no Mi, a perfect match! What? Still not enough? Then let’s add Shiki’s Fuwa Fuwa no Mi. A little telekinesis on top. How about that? Three Devil Fruits, plus Haki, plus Swordmanship! I, Yemu, am here to cheat the system and do whatever I please. And in the end, I will bring a new order to this rotten pirate world! Fan translation of 海贼：我才是炎帝 by 种田大王

Before you stands the Reborn Laughing Storm, the Legendary Dragonrider, the Supreme Pyromancer, the Superb Water Wizard, the Charismatic Wild Stag, the Breaker of Chains, the Destroyer of the Long Night, the Collector of Dragons, Wolves, and Roses, and the One True Sun across the Narrow Sea. What’s that? Too many titles to keep track of? This is Gendry—the story of a blacksmith’s rise to greatness. This is a fan translation of 权游：雄鹿的风暴 by 稚嫩的刀笔吏. If possible, please support the original author.

Through transmigration, Naohara became one of the Supreme Beings and freely indulged in this hard-won life in another world. Watching Momonga locked in a battle of wits with thin air, Herohero shamelessly slacking off, Demiurge confidently claiming he had already grasped the thoughts of all three Supreme Beings, along with the many strange and eccentric Floor Guardians, Naohara felt that joy could be found everywhere. This is a fan translation of 纳萨力克的灾厄龙王 by 魂悠. Please support the original author if you can.