"20 gold!!!"
Snipers screams echoed through the guild hall drawing everyone's attention to our table.
"Shhh This is a secret quest from the guild master."
"Come on Tank. There has to be a catch to this."
Tank pulled out a small pouch and sat it on the table "we've already received an advance payment"
"5 gold & we haven't even done anything yet. Are you kidding me this is amazing!"
"Sniper shut up before someone hears you" Tank swiftly put the bag back in his satchel. Sniper didn't hear a single word from Tank. He was vigorously trying to do the math in his head. (100 bronze is one silver and 50 silver is one gold. We use one silver for a room at the Black lagoon and about 30 bronze on each meal. Let's double that for two people and that's two silver for the room, and about 190...170...nah 180 for a meal. If we keep it to only three square meals a day. That's still only about four silver a day.)
"Hey can you hear me? Sniper. Sniperrrrrr. Sniper!�� Tank clenched his fist getting ready to give sniper a much needed wake up call. Right before making contact he felt Snipers magic activate. Tank backed off trying to reassure Sniper he was just kidding.
{Sniper} Activated eagle eye
"Come on where are you? Where could you be?" The whole guild hall was watching now as he searched the room.
"Calm down. What's gotten into you?"
{Sniper} Activated heightened sense
"Okay now you're taking things too far. Are you even listening to me"
At that moment the guild doors opened. Team gurren walked in turning all the attention away from us. We were finally in the clear, and Sniper seemed to have calmed down too. He was fixated on yoko as all ways. I saw the glimmer in his eyes disappear letting me know he disabeld eagle eye.
"So about this Que…."
{Sniper} Activated dash
{yoko} Passive- First block
{Kamina} Activated Peirce
{Ron} Activated Lighting bond
{Simone} Activated Menace
Sniper dashed towards Yoko in order to ask her a question. He was so excited that his mind went blank and that was all he could focus on. He was met with a wall of light surrounding Yoko, so instead of grabbing her hand he crashed into the wall. Immediately after making contact with the wall his legs were wrapped in lighting, a nodachi pierced by his shoulder, and he wet himself.
"Should we kill em?"
"Now Now. Kamina the poor lad has already wet himself. I think he's learned his lesson."
"I think Dr.Ron is right. You wouldn't want to kill a man who pissed himself…. It's not like I meant any harm I just had a question"
While pulling his sword out of the ground. Kamina signaled to everybody to calm down. He then placed his hand on Snipers shoulder.
"Well you should have said so in the first place"
I couldn't hear what they were saying, but I was relieved that they didn't strike him down. Team Gurren and Sniper proceed to walk over towards me. I noticed a lot of people snickering at Sniper for his actions. They stopped immediately when they met Simones gaze. As they got closer I noticed a discoloration in snipers pants, and he seemed to be looking at the ground while he was walking. Step by step the image of what happened to him became clearer in my head. Until they finally made it to my table, and I could smell the regret emitting from his pants. I knew what I had to do. My comrade is walking up to me in defeat. I had to greet him with a smile.
"Good afternoon team Gurren. Lovely weather we're having outside. Not in the building where currently in. Ain't that right old buddy ol pal."
I shot Sniper a wink to see how we're doing, and he looked at me with dead fish eyes. Team Gurren sat down on the opposite side of me; while Sniper came and took a seat next to me. Being so close I could finally smell him to the full extent.
"Could you scoot over a little bit" Not even uttering a word he quietly took a few scoots to his right until he was right in front of yoko.
"So according to your friend here you guys had a question?" Kamina asked while taking a pair of glasses out of his cape.
"Bro before we get started. Can we do something about this smell?"
"I have just the thing Simone"
{yoko} Activated Light prison
The wall of light that covered Yoko before was now over Sniper, but more importantly it actually got rid of the smell.
"As I was saying. Y'all had a question for us"
"Question? I don't have a question that was him?
We all looked at Sniper. His head was still facing straight down. I tried to get his attention, but the wall of light was too thick for smell to get through and apparently sound. Wait a minute, how is he breathing. Is he breathing?
"He can breath in there right?"
"Maybe."
We all shouted in tandem "Maybe!!"
"What do you mean maybe? That's my best friend in there."
"Well you see. I've never made a light wall that thick before. I wanted to make sure the smell was locked inside so I poured a lot of magic into it"
We all noded our heads as if she made the right call.
(He did smell pretty bad)-Simone
(Pulling out my sword was going a little far)- Kamina
(I can't believe I thought he was a little cute)Yoko
(I knew he was a coward, but pissing himself in public is a new low)Tank
"Um guys shouldn't we let him out?" Yoko dropped the barrier around Sniper, and he seemed to be lifeless. If it wasn't for Ron's comment he would still be locked inside the light prison. Now that the prison was lifted. I noticed that he was muttering something to himself. I leaned in closer to see what he was saying.
"I just wanted to ask you a math question" he kept muttering the same thing over and over. The guild hall doors flung open again this time. With a few members from The Seven. They walk past the mysterious puddle on the floor. After catching a good whiff of it. Ban the thief of the team burst out in laughter. His laugh echoes throughout the guild hall. He starts asking around for the poor sap that wet himself. His laughter makes everyone else's let out their repressed amusement. This makes Sniper slam the table. That slam made all the noise in the guild hall stop. He then yells "I just wanted to ask you a math question"
{Sniper} Activated Cloak
{Sniper} activated Dash
{Sniper} activated erase presence
-The end